NotreDameWimb's Islamic Spiderman theory has been discounted. {And C's Muzzie Robin

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Hood with his flaming arrows of Jihadi retribution, unfortunately.}

It's almost like dodgy electrics in the loft is more plausible than a Muzzie with superhero powers.

Occam's razor, init?

[Ash]

Occam's razors aren't are sharp as they used to be though. :-( They're good for jumping to one or two conclusions but after that they don't cut to the chase properly.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Occam's razors aren't are sharp as they used to be though. :-( They're good for jumping to one or two conclusions but after that they don't cut to the chase properly.

Maybe the Muzzie spiderman used it to cut through the fence in front of the altar and jump up to the attic?

Dashed clever chap, Jonny Banlieu-Beur Terrorist. I hope he had a cape and a mask.