I assume we lost looking at all the threads below?

[Pokster]

I mean I expect Berni to be the most misserable ****er going, it is now his default position, but i do actually believe we won and are now back into the top 4, something i wasn't expecting before the season started.

[Sir C]

I mean I expect Berni to be the most misserable ****er going, it is now his default position, but i do actually believe we won and are now back into the top 4, something i wasn't expecting before the season started.

It is possible to hold a nuanced view, you know. We did indeed win, and all wins are a source of happiness. Buit we were dreadful. And unforgiveably, we were particularly dreadful in the 'working hard' department.

I thought it was a shocking display.

[Pokster]

It is possible to hold a nuanced view, you know. We did indeed win, and all wins are a source of happiness. Buit we were dreadful. And unforgiveably, we were particularly dreadful in the 'working hard' department.

I thought it was a shocking display.

Berni doesn't hold a nuanced view, everything is crap, we are crap, Muslims are at fault for everything....FFS he doesn't even like comedians anymore

[Sir C]

Berni doesn't hold a nuanced view, everything is crap, we are crap, Muslims are at fault for everything....FFS he doesn't even like comedians anymore

It is true that even in his youth, b was never a ray of sunshine - indeed, one is oft reminded of Plum's 'Scotsman with a grievance' line; yet, in truth, he has been consistent in his distaste for the Arsenal football club as is the fashion amongst many of our supporters, and he only blames Muslims for, well, the things they actually do. Which is sort of fair, really. As for the dislike of comics, we can simply add that to the general list 'Anything Which Brings Joy' which also contains theatre and live music.

You don't like cheese, for all love.

[Pokster]

It is true that even in his youth, b was never a ray of sunshine - indeed, one is oft reminded of Plum's 'Scotsman with a grievance' line; yet, in truth, he has been consistent in his distaste for the Arsenal football club as is the fashion amongst many of our supporters, and he only blames Muslims for, well, the things they actually do. Which is sort of fair, really. As for the dislike of comics, we can simply add that to the general list 'Anything Which Brings Joy' which also contains theatre and live music.

You don't like cheese, for all love.

I was allergic to it in my youth, so that explains that.

Perhaps B was fiddled with by Norman Wisdom in his youth?

[Sir C]

I was allergic to it in my youth, so that explains that.

Perhaps B was fiddled with by Norman Wisdom in his youth?

Allergicked to cheese? How can you be allergicked to cheese? Cheese is natural, cheese is good!

Enjoy cheese, that's my motto.

Norman Wisdom had a lovely singing voice. Remember 'Don't Laugh At Me 'Cause I'm A Fool'? Sold more than many Beatles singles, apparently.

[Pokster]

Allergicked to cheese? How can you be allergicked to cheese? Cheese is natural, cheese is good!

Enjoy cheese, that's my motto.

Norman Wisdom had a lovely singing voice. Remember 'Don't Laugh At Me 'Cause I'm A Fool'? Sold more than many Beatles singles, apparently.

Used to give me migraines allegedly

Sold more singles as all those kids he'd fiddled with were forced to buy it

[Sir C]

Used to give me migraines allegedly

Sold more singles as all those kids he'd fiddled with were forced to buy it

You take that back. He wasn't a kiddiefiddler at all!

"Actress Fenella Fielding, who worked with Wisdom on his 1959 film Follow a Star, said he was "not a very pleasant man. Always making a pass – hand up your skirt first thing in the morning. Not exactly a lovely way to start a day's filming." Lynda Bellingham, who worked with Wisdom on A Little Bit of Wisdom, recalled a comedy sketch where "for ten minutes I stood there while he basically touched me up and you couldn't say anything because he was the master of comedy." Singer Tina Charles, who had a number one with "I Love To Love" in 1976, alleged that Wisdom molested her in his dressing room when she was 16."

[Burney]

You take that back. He wasn't a kiddiefiddler at all!

"Actress Fenella Fielding, who worked with Wisdom on his 1959 film Follow a Star, said he was "not a very pleasant man. Always making a pass – hand up your skirt first thing in the morning. Not exactly a lovely way to start a day's filming." Lynda Bellingham, who worked with Wisdom on A Little Bit of Wisdom, recalled a comedy sketch where "for ten minutes I stood there while he basically touched me up and you couldn't say anything because he was the master of comedy." Singer Tina Charles, who had a number one with "I Love To Love" in 1976, alleged that Wisdom molested her in his dressing room when she was 16."

He waited until she was 16, though. Proper order.

Not a nonce, just a sex pest.

[Sir C]

He waited until she was 16, though. Proper order.

Not a nonce, just a sex pest.

Blokes knew how to behave like gentlemen in those days.

[Burney]

Blokes knew how to behave like gentlemen in those days.

And let's be honest, they were only actresses. All asking for it, the little strumpets. :shrug:

[PSRB]

I mean I expect Berni to be the most misserable ****er going, it is now his default position, but i do actually believe we won and are now back into the top 4, something i wasn't expecting before the season started.

Lets be honest, we tried our ****ing hardest to lose the match.

I cannot remember a poorer performance in a match that we've somehow won.

[WES]

Lets be honest, we tried our ****ing hardest to lose the match.

I cannot remember a poorer performance in a match that we've somehow won.

You didn't think we controlled the second half and had several really good chances to score the second? :sherlock:

[PSRB]

You didn't think we controlled the second half and had several really good chances to score the second? :sherlock:

I think we controlled it for short periods and yes we had chances but so did Watford. It was just all really lacklustre and the side never looked balance throughout. Wish he'd just play the same side that does so well at home. I'd get it if we were against City or the like but it's bloody Watford

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You take that back. He wasn't a kiddiefiddler at all!

"Actress Fenella Fielding, who worked with Wisdom on his 1959 film Follow a Star, said he was "not a very pleasant man. Always making a pass – hand up your skirt first thing in the morning. Not exactly a lovely way to start a day's filming." Lynda Bellingham, who worked with Wisdom on A Little Bit of Wisdom, recalled a comedy sketch where "for ten minutes I stood there while he basically touched me up and you couldn't say anything because he was the master of comedy." Singer Tina Charles, who had a number one with "I Love To Love" in 1976, alleged that Wisdom molested her in his dressing room when she was 16."

But his transgressions would have been delivered with excellent, slapstick comedy timing c. He'd clumsily trip over a ladder, cry "cor blimey" before lapping away at his co-star's fanny like a thirsty hound. Pompey regular he was too.