They're going to win the bloody thing, aren't they?

[Sir C]

Usually I'd be relaxed that they'll get battered by Barcelona, Bayern or Real Madrid, but, you know, two of those are gone and Barcelona are relying completely on Messi these days. We know they can beat Citeh and Liverpool... Juve might be our only hope, and didn't they gub them last year? :-(

[Burney]

Usually I'd be relaxed that they'll get battered by Barcelona, Bayern or Real Madrid, but, you know, two of those are gone and Barcelona are relying completely on Messi these days. We know they can beat Citeh and Liverpool... Juve might be our only hope, and didn't they gub them last year? :-(

:nod: This is why we have to immolate m in order to appease the football gods. :shrug:

[Pokster]

:nod: This is why we have to immolate m in order to appease the football gods. :shrug:

Says the Arsenal Jinxer from 2007-????

[Burney]

Says the Arsenal Jinxer from 2007-????

I made a bargain in 2005. I regret nothing.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Those gruesome death plans which had Sir C at the forefront need to be put into action pronto

I nearly couldn't sleep last night through worry :-(

[PSRB]

Usually I'd be relaxed that they'll get battered by Barcelona, Bayern or Real Madrid, but, you know, two of those are gone and Barcelona are relying completely on Messi these days. We know they can beat Citeh and Liverpool... Juve might be our only hope, and didn't they gub them last year? :-(

whilst Liverpool win the league.......

[Pokster]

I made a bargain in 2005. I regret nothing.

So you are worse than M in my book, we have failed to win the league since you made a pact with the devil, Spurs have so far won nothing and yet you think m should be sacrificed.

I'm all for killing M, but it would be from stabbing him with the sharpened point of one of your ribs after we have slit your throat.

No offence meant obviously

[Sir C]

So you are worse than M in my book, we have failed to win the league since you made a pact with the devil, Spurs have so far won nothing and yet you think m should be sacrificed.

I'm all for killing M, but it would be from stabbing him with the sharpened point of one of your ribs after we have slit your throat.

No offence meant obviously

You make an interesting point here. B has extremely well formed, pronounced ribs. They will make an ideal sacrificial tool. I will write this down.

[Burney]

So you are worse than M in my book, we have failed to win the league since you made a pact with the devil, Spurs have so far won nothing and yet you think m should be sacrificed.

I'm all for killing M, but it would be from stabbing him with the sharpened point of one of your ribs after we have slit your throat.

No offence meant obviously

I can’t help but feel you’re being over-emotional and - dare I say it - a touch irrational about this, p.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You make an interesting point here. B has extremely well formed, pronounced ribs. They will make an ideal sacrificial tool. I will write this down.

How would you be so intimately acquainted with b's physical characteristics unless you had embraced him, from behind, whilst firing one up his fundament? :sherlock: I assume these vile acts of sodomy take place behind the drawn curtains of his wánking shed?

[Burney]

How would you be so intimately acquainted with b's physical characteristics unless you had embraced him, from behind, whilst firing one up his fundament? :sherlock: I assume these vile acts of sodomy take place behind the drawn curtains of his wánking shed?

Why is it always buggery with you, h? There are other sexual acts, you know?

[Pokster]

I can’t help but feel you’re being over-emotional and - dare I say it - a touch irrational about this, p.

I didn't make a pact with the devil :shrug:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Why is it always buggery with you, h? There are other sexual acts, you know?

Between chaps b there isn't much scope for anything else. I struggle to imagine gentlemen like yourself and c stooping to fellatio. What a ghastly thought.

[Luis Anaconda]

Between chaps b there isn't much scope for anything else. I struggle to imagine gentlemen like yourself and c stooping to fellatio. What a ghastly thought.

At least it would shut them up

[Sir C]

At least it would shut them up

You think I can't type with a mouthful of knob?

[Pokster]

You think I can't type with a mouthful of knob?

Well, we all know you have done it before

[Sir C]

Well, we all know you have done it before

Your fantasies are no reflection of reality, p.

[Pokster]

Your fantasies are no reflection of reality, p.

pah, your alter ego gave away what you are really like, you like the love of a good man (and berni)

NTTAWWT

[Luis Anaconda]

You think I can't type with a mouthful of knob?

I thought you'd be 100 per cent committed to the task in, er, mouth