Just seen the fixtures :clap:

[Monty92]

Chelsea at Liverpool on Saturday

Man Utd play Everton away, and City and Chelsea at home in their nect three games.

We are totally and utterly nailed on or top four. Well done Unai Emery, a superb achievement in your first season.

:clap:

[Pokster]

Chelsea at Liverpool on Saturday

Man Utd play Everton away, and City and Chelsea at home in their nect three games.

We are totally and utterly nailed on or top four. Well done Unai Emery, a superb achievement in your first season.

:clap:

Jinxing Kent Kunt

[Monty92]

Jinxing Kent Kunt

Not a Kent Kunt just yet. Still a common or garden kunt for now, thank you very much.

[Sir C]

Not a Kent Kunt just yet. Still a common or garden kunt for now, thank you very much.

Do you know of this place yet? If not, you're in for a treat.

https://macknade.com/

[Burney]

Do you know of this place yet? If not, you're in for a treat.

https://macknade.com/

Awww. Are you going to take young m and family under your wing, tutor them in the paths of righteousness and show them the ways of Kent?

I think this is tremendously public-spirited of you.

Also, you should work up slowly to the whole 'swinging' thing. ;-)

[Sir C]

Awww. Are you going to take young m and family under your wing, tutor them in the paths of righteousness and show them the ways of Kent?

I think this is tremendously public-spirited of you.

Also, you should work up slowly to the whole 'swinging' thing. ;-)

Actually, I was thinking in terms of befriending him so that over a period of time I will offer him the hospitality of my house, holiday with him, become godfather to his next child, nurse him through his inevitable divorce, and so on, so that he loves me like a father. Imagine the shock and confusion he will feel when I then turn on him and slowly eviscarate him, feeding his still-steaming bowels into the smashed, gaping hole in his face where his mouth used to be. :hehe:

I'm going to live stream the whole event :cloud9:

[Monty92]

Do you know of this place yet? If not, you're in for a treat.

https://macknade.com/

I do indeed. Popped in a few weeks ago. It's bloody lush. :cloud9:

And it's a 5-minute walk from our house :cloud9:

[Burney]

Actually, I was thinking in terms of befriending him so that over a period of time I will offer him the hospitality of my house, holiday with him, become godfather to his next child, nurse him through his inevitable divorce, and so on, so that he loves me like a father. Imagine the shock and confusion he will feel when I then turn on him and slowly eviscarate him, feeding his still-steaming bowels into the smashed, gaping hole in his face where his mouth used to be. :hehe:

I'm going to live stream the whole event :cloud9:

Fair enough, but you might as well build in an opportunity to have a crack at his missus while you're at it, no? :shrug:

[Sir C]

Fair enough, but you might as well build in an opportunity to have a crack at his missus while you're at it, no? :shrug:

I'm not sure about your specific meaning here, but would advise as follows:

1. I'm not drilling the kneecaps of a lady. That would be wrong.
2. I'm not putting my organ anywhere he's put his mutilated excuse for a member.

[Sir C]

I do indeed. Popped in a few weeks ago. It's bloody lush. :cloud9:

And it's a 5-minute walk from our house :cloud9:

Oh. You're at that end of Faversham. :-(

[Burney]

Oh. You're at that end of Faversham. :-(

:hehe: Can't believe he walked into that.

[Sir C]

:hehe: Can't believe he walked into that.

It's almost insulting. Leaving open goals like that? Is he suggesting we're rank amateurs?

[Monty92]

Oh. You're at that end of Faversham. :-(

I suppose you think you're very clever, don't you.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Chelsea at Liverpool on Saturday

Man Utd play Everton away, and City and Chelsea at home in their nect three games.

We are totally and utterly nailed on or top four. Well done Unai Emery, a superb achievement in your first season.

:clap:


Are you doing your best Maud impersonation or are you normally like that?

[Burney]

Are you doing your best Maud impersonation or are you normally like that?

I miss modd. :-(

[Sir C]

I suppose you think you're very clever, don't you.

No, but celeverer than you, so that's OK.

But enough of this banter, for we are soon to be neighbours, and I very much look forward to spending quality with you and Mrs Monty. Perhaps you would like to come and enjoy our hot tub? No pants allowed, of course! #cheeky

[Viva Prat Vegas]

When do you move, Monty?
(Asking for Mesut whose form took a coincidental dip the other day)

[Monty92]

No, but celeverer than you, so that's OK.

But enough of this banter, for we are soon to be neighbours, and I very much look forward to spending quality with you and Mrs Monty. Perhaps you would like to come and enjoy our hot tub? No pants allowed, of course! #cheeky

Oh really? Where are you at, bro?

[Rich]

I miss modd. :-(

:nod: We be dancing on streets of Islington come may,

[Sir C]

Oh really? Where are you at, bro?

Sheldwich. We've got plenty of spare beds and we've got a playroom with equipment to take care of naughty adults #spanky

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I miss modd. :-(

You are modd. Marve sussed you.

[Ash]

You are modd. Marve sussed you.

:nono: modd was nodoby,s puppet Patchman!