For my birthday treat I am allowed to have dinner at any restaurant in London.

[Sir C]

Guess what I have chosen :cloud9:

http://www.cafenouf.co.uk/

[Burney]

Guess what I have chosen :cloud9:

http://www.cafenouf.co.uk/

:clap: Shawarma! Chateau Musar!


I think the best thing about this is that it will distress Monty, who will demand you go to some ungodly ponce-fest instead.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Toast Toppers with ****take mushrooms ?

[Sir C]

:clap: Shawarma! Chateau Musar!


I think the best thing about this is that it will distress Monty, who will demand you go to some ungodly ponce-fest instead.

:nod: There's going to be hummus to start. There's going to be pickles. That's the whole deal.

There was a part of me that was tempted by the Thai offerings of Kiln, the Sri Lankan delights of Hoppers, or the £500 dim sum of A Wong, but I can have those things any time. I'm only allowed the shawarma once a year :-(

[Burney]

:nod: There's going to be hummus to start. There's going to be pickles. That's the whole deal.

There was a part of me that was tempted by the Thai offerings of Kiln, the Sri Lankan delights of Hoppers, or the £500 dim sum of A Wong, but I can have those things any time. I'm only allowed the shawarma once a year :-(

Once a year? Does your wife object to the smell? :-(

[Norn Iron]

Looks foreign. Where's the spuds?

[Sir C]

Looks foreign. Where's the spuds?

Imagine a kebab. Now imagine the best kebab you've ever eaten. Now imagine the best kebab you've ever eaten, eaten by Dennis Bergkamp and shat onto your plate.

That's what we're talking about here norn.

[Sir C]

Once a year? Does your wife object to the smell? :-(

Oh no, there are just too many other things she'd prefer to eat. It's never her first choice so I, being the kind, caring husband, do not subject her to it more than once a year.

[Burney]

Oh no, there are just too many other things she'd prefer to eat. It's never her first choice so I, being the kind, caring husband, do not subject her to it more than once a year.


That is very selfless. I think the last shawarma I had was on my own in a place that I'm pretty sure was full of terrorists in Holborn.

I had to drink it with a can of diet Coke. :-(

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Imagine a kebab. Now imagine the best kebab you've ever eaten. Now imagine the best kebab you've ever eaten, eaten by Dennis Bergkamp and shat onto your plate.

That's what we're talking about here norn.

While Wenger pisses into his very eyeballs

[Sir C]

While Wenger pisses into his very eyeballs

You have to make it vulgar, don't you?

[Burney]

You have to make it vulgar, don't you?

You know what's shít, though? Kibbeh, that's what.

Never allow yourself to be fobbed off with kibbeh.

[Sir C]

You know what's shít, though? Kibbeh, that's what.

Never allow yourself to be fobbed off with kibbeh.

Kibbeh can fúck off and it can take labneh with it.

[Burney]

Kibbeh can fúck off and it can take labneh with it.

I hate it when you order a dish in a Turkish or Middle-Eastern restaurant and they've just smothered the whole fùcking thing in yoghurt. :furious: