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eastgermanautos
03-27-2019, 03:43 PM
Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415

Burney
03-27-2019, 03:46 PM
Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415

Yes. You realise, of course, that this is entirely an EU scheme that has no British political will behind it whatsoever?

And you think us being in the EU was a good thing, remember?

Do try to pay attention, ega. :rolleyes:

PSRB
03-27-2019, 03:48 PM
Yes. You realise, of course, that this is entirely an EU scheme that has no British political will behind it whatsoever?

And you think us being in the EU was a good thing, remember?

Do try to pay attention, ega. :rolleyes:

How's that going to work for track days? There has to be some sort of "Off" option

Sir C
03-27-2019, 03:48 PM
Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415

You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:

IUFG
03-27-2019, 03:49 PM
Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415

Things are already bad enough with my car slowing down when some **** pulls in front of me too closely or near stalling at roundabouts when the car thinks the engine needs be turned off.

Bóllocks to 'safety systems', they can **** off imo

Sir C
03-27-2019, 03:52 PM
Things are already bad enough with my car slowing down when some **** pulls in front of me too closely or near stalling at roundabouts when the car thinks the engine needs be turned off.

Bóllocks to 'safety systems', they can **** off imo

And yet you reject proper razors?

Pure hypocrisy.

PSRB
03-27-2019, 03:54 PM
You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:

and have a speed limit of 55mph (it might be 60 mph in some States)

eastgermanautos
03-27-2019, 03:55 PM
You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:

I don't believe a word of what you're saying. Not one goddamned word. We are proud and free, ride or die bro.

IUFG
03-27-2019, 03:55 PM
And yet you reject proper razors?

Pure hypocrisy.

I don't drive my fúcking razor, you daft twát!

Sir C
03-27-2019, 03:56 PM
I don't drive my fúcking razor, you daft twát!

There's language now.

Burney
03-27-2019, 03:56 PM
and have a speed limit of 55mph (it might be 60 mph in some States)

And their coffee is as weak as píss, they can't make beer to save their lives, their hotels all smell the same and for a nation of 300 million never to have produced a single decent cheese is an utter disgrace.

IUFG
03-27-2019, 03:57 PM
There's language now.

you're welcome, sc.

Sir C
03-27-2019, 03:58 PM
I don't believe a word of what you're saying. Not one goddamned word. We are proud and free, ride or die bro.

You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.

Burney
03-27-2019, 04:00 PM
You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.

Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

Sir C
03-27-2019, 04:01 PM
Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

IUFG
03-27-2019, 04:03 PM
I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

Have you been to Fatburger in Camden?

Some things just don't travel well :-(

Sir C
03-27-2019, 04:05 PM
Have you been to Fatburger in Camden?

Some things just don't travel well :-(

I haven't been to Camden for years, thank God.

I had a Five Guys and a wossname, what's the other one? Shake Shack recently.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Luis Anaconda
03-27-2019, 04:07 PM
Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

How can you not make a G&T?

Burney
03-27-2019, 04:10 PM
I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

Oh, I had a truly horrid 'hash' for breakfast in Dallas. Worst thing I've eaten in a hotel in years.

It was described thusly:
'Brisket Hash
two poached cage-free eggs | smoked brisket | sautéed
jalapeños | potatoes | onions | chipotle hollandaise'

It was, in fact, some sort of hideous watery beef stew with boiled potatoes lurking init and with incongruous eggs on top.

I had to push it away. Seriously, what kind of animal would think that represents breakfast?

Burney
03-27-2019, 04:10 PM
How can you not make a G&T?

Flat tonic. A lump (rather than a twist) of lime and not enough ice.

Sir C
03-27-2019, 04:12 PM
Oh, I had a truly horrid 'hash' for breakfast in Dallas. Worst thing I've eaten in a hotel in years.

It was described thusly:
'Brisket Hash
two poached cage-free eggs | smoked brisket | sautéed
jalapeños | potatoes | onions | chipotle hollandaise'

It was, in fact, some sort of hideous watery beef stew with boiled potatoes lurking init and with incongruous eggs on top.

I had to push it away. Seriously, what kind of animal would think that represents breakfast?

I had a coirned beef hash for breakfast in San Fran once that lingers in the memory. Mind you, I hadn't been to bed yet having been on the gak all night in the company of strippers.

That was quite a trip, in hindsight.

Burney
03-27-2019, 04:15 PM
I had a coirned beef hash for breakfast in San Fran once that lingers in the memory. Mind you, I hadn't been to bed yet having been on the gak all night in the company of strippers.

That was quite a trip, in hindsight.

I'm sure it's the hash I was imagining when I ordered mine. :-(

I make a damn good corned beef hash, actually. But the wife doesn't like runny eggs, so I don't get to make it often. :-(

Sir C
03-27-2019, 04:18 PM
I'm sure it's the hash I was imagining when I ordered mine. :-(

I make a damn good corned beef hash, actually. But the wife doesn't like runny eggs, so I don't get to make it often. :-(

I used to make it every Monday using the excess roast potatoes I purposely cooked on Sunday. However, the Time Of The Great Dieting put paid to that tradition and it never returned :-(

I've got new chickens, btw, and they've just started laying. Oh God, poached eggs made with sub-one hour old eggs from a fresh young hen... :cloud9:

Sir C
03-27-2019, 04:19 PM
I'm sure it's the hash I was imagining when I ordered mine. :-(

I make a damn good corned beef hash, actually. But the wife doesn't like runny eggs, so I don't get to make it often. :-(

Wait, can't you just make the hash and turn her egg?

Burney
03-27-2019, 04:20 PM
Wait, can't you just make the hash and turn her egg?

She doesn't like fried eggs at all. :-( And there is no point to a hash without an egg.

Burney
03-27-2019, 04:20 PM
I used to make it every Monday using the excess roast potatoes I purposely cooked on Sunday. However, the Time Of The Great Dieting put paid to that tradition and it never returned :-(

I've got new chickens, btw, and they've just started laying. Oh God, poached eggs made with sub-one hour old eggs from a fresh young hen... :cloud9:

You sound like a bit of a chicken páedo.

eastgermanautos
03-27-2019, 04:38 PM
You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.

We look upon it as a challenge to our pen!ses to match their heft. I'm only half joking. :-D

WES
03-27-2019, 05:44 PM
You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:

A quick google shows that and Aston Martin DB9 with a 5.9 litre engine generates 450hp

A Ford Mustang with a 5 lite engine generates 480hp