Mogg & Johnson to vote for the deal

[Monty92]

Andrew Bridgen (another influential ERG-er) now hinting he's wavering.

I gotta say, this thread is ageing rather better for me than for Burney :nod:

http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?607527-So-this-vote-that-Mrs-May-lost-I-m-assuming-it-is-some-irrelevance&highlight=legally+binding

[Sir C]

Andrew Bridgen (another influential ERG-er) now hinting he's wavering.

I gotta say, this thread is ageing rather better for me than for Burney :nod:

http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?607527-So-this-vote-that-Mrs-May-lost-I-m-assuming-it-is-some-irrelevance&highlight=legally+binding

You're supposed to be an adult.

Fúcking hell, there should be some sort of psychological screening to determine whether you are fit to father children. Christ knows what sort of monsters you're bringing up. :-(

[Pokster]

Andrew Bridgen (another influential ERG-er) now hinting he's wavering.

I gotta say, this thread is ageing rather better for me than for Burney :nod:

http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?607527-So-this-vote-that-Mrs-May-lost-I-m-assuming-it-is-some-irrelevance&highlight=legally+binding

What a shock m in " I was correct all along" even though **** all has been decided... I await b saying, no, I am correct and you are talking ****e zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

[Peter]

What a shock m in " I was correct all along" even though **** all has been decided... I await b saying, no, I am correct and you are talking ****e zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz


I agree, its all very childish.

Of course, I actually know what is going to happen but I am not allowed to say....:)

[Monty92]

You're supposed to be an adult.

Fúcking hell, there should be some sort of psychological screening to determine whether you are fit to father children. Christ knows what sort of monsters you're bringing up. :-(

I don't think I ever denied being an exceedingly small and petty man :shrug:

[Peter]

I don't think I ever denied being an exceedingly small and petty man :shrug:

So you were even right about that :)

[Sir C]

I don't think I ever denied being an exceedingly small and petty man :shrug:

I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.

[Monty92]

I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.

One minute you're lavishing me with barbecue recommendations, the next you're wishing appalling violent crimes upon me.

I think you might have IAS (Irregular Anti-Semitism Syndrome)

[Peter]

I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.

I find that remarkably unpleasant. You've made me feel sorry for Monty about something that didnt even happen.

[Burney]

Andrew Bridgen (another influential ERG-er) now hinting he's wavering.

I gotta say, this thread is ageing rather better for me than for Burney :nod:

http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?607527-So-this-vote-that-Mrs-May-lost-I-m-assuming-it-is-some-irrelevance&highlight=legally+binding

It's worth bearing in mind, m, that you have gloated before and - in doing so - made yourself look a prize cùnt.

It's also worth pointing out that the scenario we currently face looks nothing like the scenario you outlined there.

[Sir C]

I find that remarkably unpleasant. You've made me feel sorry for Monty about something that didnt even happen.

Odd way to spell arousing.

[Burney]

Odd way to spell arousing.

I thought it was very vivid, but too restrained. I would have had him having píssed himself and wretching helplessly.

[Sir C]

One minute you're lavishing me with barbecue recommendations, the next you're wishing appalling violent crimes upon me.

I think you might have IAS (Irregular Anti-Semitism Syndrome)

Lordy no, I don't wish to perform terrible acts of physical violence upon you because you're a jew; I wish to beat you to a jelleh because you're a horrible human being :shrug: I mean I love you dearly, of course, but you are and always have been a proper shít****. :-(

[Sir C]

I thought it was very vivid, but too restrained. I would have had him having píssed himself and wretching helplessly.

I was going to introduce myself as a bystander, approaching in the guise of a good samaritan, only to stamp on his testes and crush them to a pulp, but I didn't want to upset anyone this close to breakfast time.

[Peter]

Odd way to spell arousing.

I don't like this image at all. I'm quite upset...

[Sir C]

I don't like this image at all. I'm quite upset...

What are you, some sort of puff?

[Luis Anaconda]

I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.
Nice. Back in 5

[Burney]

I was going to introduce myself as a bystander, approaching in the guise of a good samaritan, only to stamp on his testes and crush them to a pulp, but I didn't want to upset anyone this close to breakfast time.

:hehe: I very much enjoy this new genre of anti-monty sadism porn.

[Peter]

What are you, some sort of puff?

I can be remarkably sensitive when it comes to violence against the person.

An old fashioned right hander is one thing but a fearful kicking is not a pleasant sight.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed

I will suggest a rusty skewer




or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel

[Burney]

Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed

I will suggest a rusty skewer




or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel

Hmmm. That seems a bit gay, though. :-\

I'm happy with them just being stamped on until they resemble a Brussels paté.

[Sir C]

Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed

I will suggest a rusty skewer




or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel

Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?

[Burney]

Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?

Chainsaw? Seems like a sledgehammer to crack a nut to me.

Actually, we could sledgehammer his nuts.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?"


C, I'm repulsed.
That's disgusting !


No problem with the chainsaw usage and subsequent laughter to accompany his prolonged haemorrhaging though.
:thumbup:

[Burney]

Sir C "Chainsaw his cock off, laugh as he bleeds out, then **** his corpse.

Too soon?"


C, I'm repulsed.
That's disgusting !


No problem with the chainsaw usage and subsequent laughter to accompany his prolonged haemorrhaging though.
:thumbup:

:nod: I don't really see what the point of fúcking his corpse would be. Much better to do it while he's still alive, surely?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "Chainsaw? Seems like a sledgehammer to crack a nut to me."

:nod:

A cigar cutter would maintain the correct aspect ratio

[Sir C]

:nod: I don't really see what the point of fúcking his corpse would be. Much better to do it while he's still alive, surely?

I’m not ****ing him while he’s alive. That would be weird.

[eastgermanautos]

I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.

Easy there, wifebeater. I am coming to your shores (thought it was Sydney but now it looks like it's Europe). Therefore, there's a new sheriff in Londontown and I will be determining which of you is all right, and which of you must be shot down like dogs.

[Burney]

I’m not ****ing him while he’s alive. That would be weird.

How about we compromise by tearing his eyeballs out and skull-fùcking him (not at the same time - that would be gay)?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

How about we compromise by tearing his eyeballs out and skull-fùcking him (not at the same time - that would be gay)?

Oi!! - raping the bleeding sockets of freshly plucked eyeballs is my thing!

[Pokster]

How about we compromise by tearing his eyeballs out and skull-fùcking him (not at the same time - that would be gay)?

As someone at work said, "it is only gay if you are the receiver"

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Andrew Bridgen (another influential ERG-er) now hinting he's wavering.

I gotta say, this thread is ageing rather better for me than for Burney :nod:

http://www.awimb.com/showthread.php?607527-So-this-vote-that-Mrs-May-lost-I-m-assuming-it-is-some-irrelevance&highlight=legally+binding




JRM said he is prepared to vote for May's deal providing the DUP agree. This is a placing himself in a comfort zone and the pressure on the DUP.

Boris is an unprincipled, self-important, self-promoting **** stain so believing anything he says is foolish.