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Burney
03-26-2019, 10:17 AM
It was - not to put too fine a point on it - magnificent.
Billy Goat Sverige
03-26-2019, 10:19 AM
It was - not to put too fine a point on it - magnificent.

Some buttered bread to finish off the beans?
IUFG
03-26-2019, 10:19 AM
It was - not to put too fine a point on it - magnificent.

You can't beat a council dinner every now and again.

But that won could have been slightly betterered by adding a Birds Eye burger imo.
Monty92
03-26-2019, 10:20 AM
It was - not to put too fine a point on it - magnificent.

:nod: My missus calls this "pikey tea".

It's bloody great, although your version seems to be missing the obligatory slab of cheap processed ham.
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:21 AM
Some buttered bread to finish off the beans?

:nod: There may even have been impromptu bean, chip and egg sandwiches.
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:24 AM
You can't beat a council dinner every now and again.

But that won could have been slightly betterered by adding a Birds Eye burger imo.

The ones that, when cooked, shrink to the size of a 50p piece? Hmmm.

I was thinking that it could have used a grillsteak? Do they even still do grillsteaks? They were quite, quite unwholesome, full of fat, mechanically recovered meat and had a bizarrely rubbery texture, but by god they tasted fantastic.
IUFG
03-26-2019, 10:26 AM
The ones that, when cooked, shrink to the size of a 50p piece? Hmmm.

I was thinking that it could have used a grillsteak? Do they even still do grillsteaks? They were quite, quite unwholesome, full of fat, mechanically recovered meat and had a bizarrely rubbery texture, but by god they tasted fantastic.

Oh, yes, And yes again

https://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/336/5000116108336/IDShot_540x540.jpg

I hope its chips, its chips...
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:27 AM
Oh, yes, And yes again

https://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/336/5000116108336/IDShot_540x540.jpg

I hope its chips, its chips...

Oh, god. The wife's away again in a couple of weeks. Those babies are getting bought.
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:32 AM
I've just looked them up. 4 FOR £2.50!

Imagine the sheer nastiness of the ingredients required for them to be that cheap! :eat:
Sir C
03-26-2019, 10:36 AM
It was - not to put too fine a point on it - magnificent.

My one concern, and it is a very real concern, is the singular nature of this 'egg'.

Please be kind enough to ensure me that you did not prepare yourself a mesal featuring one egg?
IUFG
03-26-2019, 10:38 AM
I've just looked them up. 4 FOR £2.50!

Imagine the sheer nastiness of the ingredients required for them to be that cheap! :eat:

held together with rusk, no doubt :cloud9:
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:38 AM
My one concern, and it is a very real concern, is the singular nature of this 'egg'.

Please be kind enough to ensure me that you did not prepare yourself a mesal featuring one egg?

Oh, no. Rest assured that I am using 'egg' in the same plural sense as 'egg and chips' or 'ham, egg and chips'.
Ash
03-26-2019, 10:40 AM
It was - not to put too fine a point on it - magnificent.

I keep telling y'all this but no no no, it has to be yer phyne dyening with its fancy stepovers and filcks. :vsign:

I make a point of having this once a week in a caff at the top of Shaftsbury Ave.
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:40 AM
held together with rusk, no doubt :cloud9:

:nod: To soak up some of the fat.

It's very much putting me in mind of Adrian Lewis in Slaughter's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBIklO7796Y
IUFG
03-26-2019, 10:40 AM
:nod: To soak up some of the fat.

It's very much putting me in mind of Adrian Lewis in Slaughter's.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBIklO7796Y

you fúcking, meaty hero! :hehe:
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:43 AM
you fúcking, meaty hero! :hehe:

I keep having near-hysterics listening to those on the M25.

Bob Mortimer is a genius.
Burney
03-26-2019, 10:47 AM
I keep telling y'all this but no no no, it has to be yer phyne dyening with its fancy stepovers and filcks. :vsign:

I make a point of having this once a week in a caff at the top of Shaftsbury Ave.

Oh, I couldn't have it that often. It would lose its dirty appeal.
IUFG
03-26-2019, 10:49 AM
I keep having near-hysterics listening to those on the M25.

Bob Mortimer is a genius.

I must admit, I was crying whilst driving listening to that one for the first time...
:brasshand: :hehe: