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Herbert Augustus Chapman
03-19-2019, 12:37 PM
Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .


Very nice
IUFG
03-19-2019, 12:40 PM
Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .


Very nice

Ginsters Cornish Pasty.
Awful.
barrybueno
03-19-2019, 01:07 PM
Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .


Very nice

Sardines (in red sauce) on toast
Sir C
03-19-2019, 01:15 PM
Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .


Very nice

Greek salad. Pleasant but unsatisfying.
Pokster
03-19-2019, 02:27 PM
Greek salad. Pleasant but unsatisfying.

I will reply for Curly, Sandwich, Mars Bar, Can of Coke
Maravilloso Marvo
03-19-2019, 02:55 PM
Two slices of Waitrose Wheat & rye sourdough bread - lightly toasted.
Spread real butter - not too much - to melt into the bread.
Thinly sliced Castello Tickler - the very crack cocaine of Cheddars.
A single slice of Porchetta.
Moisten with a spoonful of Wholegrain Mustard and some English Lavender Classic .


Very nice

What is English Lavender Classic?
IUFG
03-19-2019, 03:07 PM
What is English Lavender Classic?

a perfume for puddle jumpers, mm
Ash
03-19-2019, 03:11 PM
a perfume for puddle jumpers, mm

:nod: And umbrella users for sure. This Herbert character has been selling us snake oil all these years imo.
IUFG
03-19-2019, 03:13 PM
:nod: And umbrella users for sure.

steady on, a
Sir C
03-19-2019, 03:23 PM
I will reply for Curly, Sandwich, Mars Bar, Can of Coke

Extra no egg with that?
Herbert Augustus Chapman
03-19-2019, 03:28 PM
What is English Lavender Classic?

Oh provender then .. English Provender Classic Chutney you big chutney ferret!
IUFG
03-19-2019, 03:32 PM
Oh provender then .. English Provender Classic Chutney you big chutney ferret!

Stop trying to get ut of it now, h.

You've outed yourself, well done. So brave.

We don't think any differently towards you...
Ash
03-19-2019, 03:43 PM
steady on, a

Only in the rain, of course.
IUFG
03-19-2019, 03:48 PM
Only in the rain, of course.

can honestly say, the only umbrella I now own is a golf umbrella.

Only to be used on a golf course. Not the high street.

I mean, I'm not PSRB.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
03-19-2019, 04:24 PM
Stop trying to get ut of it now, h.

You've outed yourself, well done. So brave.

We don't think any differently towards you...

Hold me i - hold me tight
IUFG
03-19-2019, 04:29 PM
Hold me i - hold me tight

ok, h, just none of those reach around shenanigans.

Like last time...
TheCurly
09-25-2019, 01:54 PM
I am here you know you utter *******
Ash
09-25-2019, 02:03 PM
I am here you know you utter *******

You are in March? We are in September.

See you on the other side of the solar system. :thumbup:
TheCurly
09-25-2019, 02:06 PM
You are in March? We are in September.

See you on the other side of the solar system. :thumbup:

Awk sure didn't old Albert say time was linear or dimensional or saddle shaped or some mad Tefal head ****.Or something
PSRB
09-25-2019, 02:07 PM
can honestly say, the only umbrella I now own is a golf umbrella.

Only to be used on a golf course. Not the high street.

I mean, I'm not PSRB.

IAHYK, also being 6'2" it doesn't cause issues with small people
Ash
09-25-2019, 02:17 PM
IAHYK, also being 6'2" it doesn't cause issues with small people

But it does with other people of 6'2". Grrr.
TheCurly
09-25-2019, 02:19 PM
But it does with other people of 6'2". Grrr.

I am 5'6"
Mrs C is 5'2"
Son is 6'3" :-( Mother flumping window cleaner :-(
PSRB
09-25-2019, 02:24 PM
But it does with other people of 6'2". Grrr.

I do lift it up to allow other people past without causing issues. I'm not a complete ****
Ash
09-25-2019, 02:35 PM
I am 5'6"
Mrs C is 5'2"
Son is 6'3" :-( Mother flumping window cleaner :-(


"The first law of Segregation
States that any gamete male
Or female can carry the
Determinant gene of only one
Pair of alternative characteristics
The second law of free assortment
States that in a cross involving
One pair of alternative characteristics
The characteristics will segregate
In the second filial generation
In the relative proportions of
9, 3, 3, 1"

I think this translates as: He can still be yours.
Luis Anaconda
09-25-2019, 02:43 PM
I am 5'6"
Mrs C is 5'2"
Son is 6'3" :-( Mother flumping window cleaner :-(

The window cleaner wasn't tall, c, he just had a long ladder
TheCurly
09-25-2019, 02:47 PM
I think this translates as: He can still be yours.

tbh A, I think he's into thon fresh fruit and vegetable fad that seems to be all the rage nowadays.Big **** wouldn't know a block of white cap if it hit him on the head.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
09-25-2019, 02:53 PM
Awk sure didn't old Albert say time was linear or dimensional or saddle shaped or some mad Tefal head ****.Or something

You been in a coma mate?
TheCurly
09-25-2019, 02:58 PM
You been in a coma mate?

I was awaiting on all the old Wenger In/out bollox to subside Herb
And now it's ****ing Leave/Remain :(
Indecisive ****s to a man
Tony C
09-25-2019, 03:04 PM
Had a Fillet o Profumo

A Fillet o Fish with a couple anchovies.
Sir C
09-25-2019, 09:56 PM
I was awaiting on all the old Wenger In/out bollox to subside Herb
And now it's ****ing Leave/Remain :(
Indecisive ****s to a man

5’ 6”? In your dreams son.

Maybe before I compressed your spine.
TheCurly
09-26-2019, 11:49 AM
5’ 6”? In your dreams son.

Maybe before I compressed your spine.

I include my mohican
Herbert Augustus Chapman
09-26-2019, 12:21 PM
I think this translates as: He can still be yours.

He's black too though

. . . . . . .
TheCurly
09-26-2019, 12:24 PM
He's black too though

. . . . . . .

"black" means something entirely different in Belfast,Herbus :(
IUFG
09-26-2019, 02:01 PM
"black" means something entirely different in Belfast,Herbus :(

https://whitewaterbrewery.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/belfast_black.png
TheCurly
09-26-2019, 02:04 PM
https://whitewaterbrewery.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/belfast_black.png

Yes,let's go with that :D