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PSRB
03-18-2019, 01:50 PM
Derbyshire Roads Policing Unit
@DerbyshireRPU
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8h
M1 J25. You couldn’t make this up. Very minor collision at the junction causing no damage. One driver suspects the other is drunk so quite rightly calls us. Forgetting he is also drunk. Both arrested. One blew 40 and the other 78. Charged to court.

Burney
03-18-2019, 03:30 PM
Derbyshire Roads Policing Unit
@DerbyshireRPU
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8h
M1 J25. You couldn’t make this up. Very minor collision at the junction causing no damage. One driver suspects the other is drunk so quite rightly calls us. Forgetting he is also drunk. Both arrested. One blew 40 and the other 78. Charged to court.

Serves the dirty grass right.

Maravilloso Marvo
03-19-2019, 08:45 AM
Serves the dirty grass right.

Snitches get stitches and all that.