What is is with JK Rowling and retrospectively making her characters shirtlifters?

[Burney]

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

[Sir C]

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

Professor Dumbledore? Bumbledore more like! Amirite?

[IUFG]

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

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[Burney]

Professor Dumbledore? Bumbledore more like! Amirite?

Quite so. But why is this middle-aged author of children's fiction spending her time fantasising about wizards back-scuttling one another?

I mean it's really rather unsavoury, isn't it?

[Burney]

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"A face like Eddie Large blowing a blocked trumpet" :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

[PSRB]

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

Hermione will have suffered at the hands of her abusive uncle due to her being a 'witch'

[Sir C]

Quite so. But why is this middle-aged author of children's fiction spending her time fantasising about wizards back-scuttling one another?

I mean it's really rather unsavoury, isn't it?

:shrug: She is a socialist. They are disgusted by decency, morals and good manners. They seek to make everything as filthy and disgusting as their vile minds and lives.

[Sir C]

Hermione will have suffered at the hands of her abusive uncle due to her being a 'witch'

A mildly disturbing insight into the workings of your imagination there, p.

[Burney]

A mildly disturbing insight into the workings of your imagination there, p.

:hehe: I think p may be the pervy uncle in this scenario.

[Burney]

:shrug: She is a socialist. They are disgusted by decency, morals and good manners. They seek to make everything as filthy and disgusting as their vile minds and lives.

It's amazing she hasn't transed anyone yet.

[PSRB]

:hehe: I think p may be the pervy uncle in this scenario.

In fairness, as with Laura Robson, I merely pointed out that she was going to become a very attractive, young woman :shrug:

[Burney]

In fairness, as with Laura Robson, I merely pointed out that she was going to become a very attractive, young woman :shrug:

There's no need to make excuses, p. You are as God made you: a filthy pervert. :hehe:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I mean they're her characters and she can do what she likes with them, but these are kids' books and it just comes off as weird.

Also, if these things are the 'real' story, why wouldn't she...y'know...write a book about them?

Rather bizarre. I mean, it was quite clear Dumbledore was a poof but we don’t need to know about his “intense sex” with his fellow wizards.

[Burney]

Rather bizarre. I mean, it was quite clear Dumbledore was a poof but we don’t need to know about his “intense sex” with his fellow wizards.

Also, how does this 'intensity' manifest itself? Does he just pull a weird face, or what?

[7sisters]

Rather bizarre. I mean, it was quite clear Dumbledore was a poof but we don’t need to know about his “intense sex” with his fellow wizards.

It’s because the daft cow has detected the recent, ‘all things poofy empowerment movement ‘ and has decided to endulge in reaching out *possibly around, in this case* to the LGBT fan base.
I’d have respected her integrity a bit more, if she’d laid this particular tablecloth out from day one.

[Luis Anaconda]

In fairness, as with Laura Robson, I merely pointed out that she was going to become a very attractive, young woman :shrug:

:nod: You can see someone with potential in the youth team without thinking they are ready for the first team

[Burney]

:nod: You can see someone with potential in the youth team without thinking they are ready for the first team

And presumably grooming them along the way eh, la?

Well done on making this sound even creepier and sinister. :hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

And presumably grooming them along the way eh, la?

Well done on making this sound even creepier and sinister. :hehe:

Thank you b - took some doing