View Full Version : The missus has noticed my occasional heated exchanges with Jorge on Twitter and
Monty92
03-12-2019, 01:41 PM
has suggested we make a podcast together called "Chattering Arses"
On a related note, number of Jorge's tweets she's 'liked' = 2
Number of my tweets she's liked = 0
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Sir C
03-12-2019, 01:43 PM
has suggested we make a podcast together called "Chattering Arses"
On a related note, number of Jorge's tweets she's 'liked' = 2
Number of my tweets she's liked = 0
:-|
Is she some sort of communist?
Monty92
03-12-2019, 01:48 PM
Is she some sort of communist?
Leeeetle beeeeet.
I'm not sure what this has to do with the fact that she clearly wants to f*ck Jorge, though :shrug:
has suggested we make a podcast together called "Chattering Arses"
On a related note, number of Jorge's tweets she's 'liked' = 2
Number of my tweets she's liked = 0
:-|
To be fair to your Mrs, you and J do go at it like two people who ultimately just want to have sex with each other.
Sir C
03-12-2019, 01:50 PM
Leeeetle beeeeet.
I'm not sure what this has to do with the fact that she clearly wants to f*ck Jorge, though :shrug:
Has she seen a pciture of him? He looks like a 13 year old girl.
Monty92
03-12-2019, 01:50 PM
To be fair to your Mrs, you and J do go at it like two people who ultimately just want to have sex with each other.
How do you know?
Monty92
03-12-2019, 01:51 PM
Has she seen a pciture of him? He looks like a 13 year old girl.
I think she gets turned on by his Jew hatred.
I can hardly complain, really.
How do you know?
I am one of the more respected Twitterati on here.
I am not sure if I follow you because a) you are a **** and b) you are a ****.
Sir C
03-12-2019, 01:54 PM
I think she gets turned on by his Jew hatred.
I can hardly complain, really.
It's all very well putting a brave face on things, m, but your whole self-deprecating schtick fails to acknowledge your role in forcing poor, innocent socialists to want you dead. You know, the whole Rothschild/banking conspiracy thing.
Burney
03-12-2019, 01:58 PM
has suggested we make a podcast together called "Chattering Arses"
On a related note, number of Jorge's tweets she's 'liked' = 2
Number of my tweets she's liked = 0
:-|
I actually find things much more pleasant now I no longer have to deal with j's dishonest casuistry. The notion of seeking it out is alien to me.
To be fair to your Mrs, you and J do go at it like two people who ultimately just want to have sex with each other.
You do the twitters?
Viva Prat Vegas
03-12-2019, 02:12 PM
What is your handle?
What is your handle?
Don't you ever speak to me like that again.
Who the fúck do you think I am, Burt Reynolds.
Burney
03-12-2019, 02:41 PM
Don't you ever speak to me like that again.
Who the fúck do you think I am, Burt Reynolds.
:hehe: :hehe:
Monty92
03-12-2019, 02:50 PM
Don't you ever speak to me like that again.
Who the fúck do you think I am, Burt Reynolds.
Why did I not know you follow me? I only have about 7 followers and I'm pretty sure about 3 of them are Russian AI cumwhores.
Burney
03-12-2019, 02:51 PM
Why did I not know you follow me? I only have about 7 followers and I'm pretty sure about 3 of them are Russian AI cumwhores.
I think it's because his name looks made-up.
I think it's because his name looks made-up.
First the Zidane comment and now this.
No person volunteers onto a list. You appear to be.
Burney
03-12-2019, 03:00 PM
First the Zidane comment and now this.
No person volunteers onto a list. You appear to be.
What? It does. It's the sort of name a male stripper would give himself.
A gay male stripper, naturally. ;-)
What? It does. It's the sort of name a male stripper would give himself.
A gay male stripper, naturally. ;-)
Hang on. You're making light of peoples' names?
Burney
03-12-2019, 03:09 PM
Hang on. You're making light of peoples' names?
:hehe: Absolutely. I feel if I can take it, so should everyone else.
Sir C
03-12-2019, 03:10 PM
:hehe: Absolutely. I feel if I can take it, so should everyone else.
There's nothing amusing about your name, Brian Bumgrease.
What? It does. It's the sort of name a male stripper would give himself.
A gay male stripper, naturally. ;-)
Now you're calling me a poof!?!?!?!?!?!
Viva Prat Vegas
03-12-2019, 03:19 PM
Oh I know who you are
Kelly Hoppen
Burney
03-12-2019, 04:17 PM
Now you're calling me a poof!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm not calling you a poof, sw. Calm down.
I'm saying you have the name of a man who dances naked for pooves in exchange for money.
And probably sucks them off if the price is right.
Monty92
03-12-2019, 07:08 PM
Oh I know who you are
Kelly Hoppen
She genuinely does follow me :clap:
Well, her PR team does, after I interviewed the ginger bellend.
7sisters
03-13-2019, 02:25 PM
I'm not calling you a poof, sw. Calm down.
I'm saying you have the name of a man who dances naked for pooves in exchange for money.
And probably sucks them off if the price is right.
And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.
Burney
03-13-2019, 02:31 PM
And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.
Whoa there! You may say many things about sw, but dissing his shoes is a step too far.
And in orthopaedic shoes, if SW’s profile pic is anything to go on.
Clarks Oberons you fúcking ****.
I will have you for that.
Burney
03-13-2019, 02:46 PM
Clarks Oberons you fúcking ****.
I will have you for that.
I did try to tell him, sw. There's always someone who takes a bit of banter too far, isn't there?
Sir C
03-13-2019, 02:53 PM
I did try to tell him, sw. There's always someone who takes a bit of banter too far, isn't there?
My mum used to take us to Clarks for ourt shoes when I was in junior school. I can't imagine a grown man wearing children's shoes. Who'd have thought such a thing?
I did try to tell him, sw. There's always someone who takes a bit of banter too far, isn't there?
Normally 7 to be fair.
Brexit, casual racism from Dutch, everyday racism from most of the rest. I can let these all wash over me but I am not having footwear related jibes.
Burney
03-13-2019, 02:58 PM
My mum used to take us to Clarks for ourt shoes when I was in junior school. I can't imagine a grown man wearing children's shoes. Who'd have thought such a thing?
I don't think I've been in one since I started paying for my own shoes, tbh.
On closer examination, these Clark's Oberons of which sw speaks appear to be the sort of shoes your geography teacher used to wear. :-(
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Sir C
03-13-2019, 03:00 PM
I don't think I've been in one since I started paying for my own shoes, tbh.
On closer examination, these Clark's Oberons of which sw speaks appear to be the sort of shoes your geography teacher used to wear. :-(
1065
:hehe: Dem Paddies know about wellies but other shoes leave them confused.
My mum used to take us to Clarks for ourt shoes when I was in junior school. I can't imagine a grown man wearing children's shoes. Who'd have thought such a thing?
I own a few different styles in Clarks footwear.
Of course there is Cola suede Desert Boots for smart casual and smart occasions. The cola suede Wallabee for mooching and the aforementioned jewel in the crown.
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I don't think I've been in one since I started paying for my own shoes, tbh.
On closer examination, these Clark's Oberons of which sw speaks appear to be the sort of shoes your geography teacher used to wear. :-(
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Yes. And?
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Sir C
03-13-2019, 03:04 PM
I own a few different styles in Clarks footwear.
Of course there is Cola suede Desert Boots for smart casual and smart occasions. The cola suede Wallabee for mooching and the aforementioned jewel in the crown.
1066
Is there some irony thing going on that's too sophisticated for us, or do you just enjoy wearing whoes that appear to have been prescribed by a cerebral palsy specialist?
Burney
03-13-2019, 03:05 PM
Yes. And?
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I'm sure they're very...erm...comfortable, sw.
Burney
03-13-2019, 03:14 PM
Is there some irony thing going on that's too sophisticated for us, or do you just enjoy wearing whoes that appear to have been prescribed by a cerebral palsy specialist?
A picture of the young sw out on the pull?
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Pokster
03-13-2019, 03:20 PM
Yes. And?
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Don't listen to them SW, one still wears Cloggs FFS
My mum used to take us to Clarks for ourt shoes when I was in junior school.
I remember wearing Clarks Commandos as a kid. They were not considered a style brand at the time, more a sort-of budget utilitarian, but that was long ago, and I'm sure they are now an iconic label for the fashionable man-about-town.
I remember wearing Clarks Commandos as a kid. They were not considered a style brand at the time, more a sort-of budget utilitarian, but that was long ago, and I'm sure they are now an iconic label for the fashionable man-about-town.
Thank you A.
Always respected your views on a wide range of topics and issues.
Burney
03-13-2019, 03:28 PM
I remember wearing Clarks Commandos as a kid. They were not considered a style brand at the time, more a sort-of budget utilitarian, but that was long ago, and I'm sure they are now an iconic label for the fashionable man-about-town.
Were they the ones with the compass in the heel?
Do sw's have a compass in the heel?
7sisters
03-13-2019, 03:44 PM
I'm not calling you a poof, sw. Calm down.
I'm saying you have the name of a man who dances naked for pooves in exchange for money.
And probably sucks them off if the price is right.
Were they the ones with the compass in the heel?
Do sw's have a compass in the heel?
Of course, It being Clark’s, there’s the distinct possibility there’s a variant that includes sole lights.
Burney
03-13-2019, 03:49 PM
Of course, It being Clark’s, there’s the distinct possibility there’s a variant that includes sole lights.
Well this changes everything. I would happily wear shoes with a compass in the heel or sole lights - even if they were as cùnt-ugly as the ones sw wears.
Viva Prat Vegas
03-13-2019, 04:13 PM
My feet were often clothed in a pair of Kickers
They had a red dot on the heel
I own a few different styles in Clarks footwear.
Of course there is Cola suede Desert Boots for smart casual and smart occasions. The cola suede Wallabee for mooching and the aforementioned jewel in the crown.
Are you a member of the Wu Tang Clan, sw?
Burney
03-13-2019, 05:02 PM
Are you a member of the Wu Tang Clan, sw?
He is an old, dirty bástard. :shrug:
He is an old, dirty bástard. :shrug:
True. Although, I thought he was dead.
Burney
03-13-2019, 05:07 PM
True. Although, I thought he was dead.
What better cover for him to fake his own death and re-emerge as a white Irishman living in Dublin and working in direct marketing? It's the last thing anyone would suspect. :sherlock:
What better cover for him to fake his own death and re-emerge as a white Irishman living in Dublin and working in direct marketing? It's the last thing anyone would suspect. :sherlock:
the scheming bástard...
redgunamo
03-13-2019, 05:40 PM
:hehe: Well played, you two.
He is an old, dirty bástard. :shrug:
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