View Full Version : I have, to date, said nothing derogatory about Unai Emery.
Sir C
03-12-2019, 10:30 AM
I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
In fairness, left to their own devices, most players go to Dubai........
Sir C
03-12-2019, 10:36 AM
In fairness, left to their own devices, most players go to Dubai........
Yes, because they are ignorant, uneducated pigs. We should be trying to improve them, no?
In fairness, left to their own devices, most players go to Dubai........
Arsene used to take them to Austria and Switzerland. Maybe even Vietnam.
eastgermanautos
03-12-2019, 10:38 AM
Yes, because they are ignorant, uneducated pigs. We should be trying to improve them, no?
Question: were Arabs always against alcohol, or is that a recent thing? And how boring. I guess that's two questions. :rubchin:
Just Trent
03-12-2019, 10:41 AM
I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
A nice bit of warm weather training because they aren’t in the FA Cup next week? Isn’t this just rewarding failure? A dangerous road to venture down. They should spend next weekend repainting the training ground :nod:
redgunamo
03-12-2019, 10:42 AM
Well, quite. Better chance of sunshine in Dubai.
Arsene used to take them to Austria and Switzerland. Maybe even Vietnam.
Question: were Arabs always against alcohol, or is that a recent thing? And how boring. I guess that's two questions. :rubchin:
Only since The Prophet, I expect.
Pokster
03-12-2019, 10:43 AM
Arsene used to take them to Austria and Switzerland. Maybe even Vietnam.
not during the season
redgunamo
03-12-2019, 10:43 AM
Just since Islam, I think. After all, they invented wine. Or anyway, wine making.
Question: were Arabs always against alcohol, or is that a recent thing? And how boring. I guess that's two questions. :rubchin:
I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
They're going to discover the joys of buffet style pizza :cloud9:
Viva Prat Vegas
03-12-2019, 10:50 AM
Wesley fully supports this destination choice
:nod:
AFC East
03-12-2019, 11:01 AM
I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
What human being chooses to go to Dubai?
What human being chooses to go to Dubai?
People who like sun, great service, great food and people with whom they can socialise and have fun. :shrug:
Burney
03-12-2019, 11:11 AM
Question: were Arabs always against alcohol, or is that a recent thing? And how boring. I guess that's two questions. :rubchin:
It's an Arabic word.
Monty92
03-12-2019, 11:17 AM
I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
My only fundamental problem with him is why he has to pull those revolting facial contortions on the touchline. It's absolutely disgusting. I used to enjoy a takeaway during TV games, not any more.
7sisters
03-12-2019, 11:20 AM
What human being chooses to go to Dubai?
One’s who want a catch a quick week in a warm climate, with all the trappings of 5 star luxury. Makes a nice change from being penned in a Caribbean hotel, for fear of being mugged when venturing out in your finest :shrug:
I fear that is about to stop.
He is taking our team to Dubai. One can only suppose that he is determined to expunge any shred of joy from their souls, and complete the task of making them dessicated automata, happy amongst the brualist concrete and brutal human rights abuses of the Emirates.
This is extremely disappointing news.
Why any sporting person would want to exert themselves in Dubai heat is beyond me.
If they are in air conditioned buildings, then what is the point going?
That said, I'll be in Dubai in a months time playing golf. At the Trump golf course. Yes, the Trump course.
I will of course, have a man (probably of Asian descent) driving my buggy for me and carrying an umbrella to keep me in the shade.
I'll then have a couple of Peronis at £15 a pint :-(
I do hope that is suitbaly #capitalist for you, sc.
My only fundamental problem with him is why he has to pull those revolting facial contortions on the touchline. It's absolutely disgusting. I used to enjoy a takeaway during TV games, not any more.
Looks like Count Dracula from Hotel Transylvania
Why any sporting person would want to exert themselves in Dubai heat is beyond me.
If they are in air conditioned buildings, then what is the point going?
That said, I'll be in Dubai in a months time playing golf. At the Trump golf course. Yes, the Trump course.
I will of course, have a man (probably of Asian descent) driving my buggy for me and carrying an umbrella to keep me in the shade.
I'll then have a couple of Peronis at £15 a pint :-(
I do hope that is suitbaly #capitalist for you, sc.
Umbrella? Do you not let the photons fall on your head, as you are not a pansy?
You are right, of course. Burning sun is worse than rain - unless you are John Keats and die of pneumonia, or something.
My only fundamental problem with him is why he has to pull those revolting facial contortions on the touchline. It's absolutely disgusting. I used to enjoy a takeaway during TV games, not any more.
Whereas Arsene's impersonations of wasps and mosquitos were no problem. #whatabout
Umbrella? Do you not let the photons fall on your head, as you are not a pansy?
You are right, of course. Burning sun is worse than rain - unless you are John Keats and die of pneumonia, or something.
I have no hair, a. The sun and my pate are not on speaking terms
Burney
03-12-2019, 11:32 AM
Umbrella? Do you not let the photons fall on your head, as you are not a pansy?
You are right, of course. Burning sun is worse than rain - unless you are John Keats and die of pneumonia, or something.
To be fair, Keats was tubercular.
Sir C
03-12-2019, 11:33 AM
Umbrella? Do you not let the photons fall on your head, as you are not a pansy?
You are right, of course. Burning sun is worse than rain - unless you are John Keats and die of pneumonia, or something.
TB, surely? I was once set an essay in English Lit with the title "Keats deserved consumption. Discuss."
TB, surely? I was once set an essay in English Lit with the title "Keats deserved consumption. Discuss."
No discussion required, obv.
Burney
03-12-2019, 11:37 AM
My only fundamental problem with him is why he has to pull those revolting facial contortions on the touchline. It's absolutely disgusting. I used to enjoy a takeaway during TV games, not any more.
There's just something very unsatisfactory about the way he looks overall.
And that's before I address his grasp of English. :-(
Burney
03-12-2019, 11:39 AM
TB, surely? I was once set an essay in English Lit with the title "Keats deserved consumption. Discuss."
I suppose pneumonia would still have got him in the end as his lungs filled with matter and basically drowned him.
There's just something very unsatisfactory about the way he looks overall.
And that's before I address his grasp of English. :-(
are you suggesting he ain't sartorially sound, b?
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8688698.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery
Burney
03-12-2019, 11:40 AM
No discussion required, obv.
Why? He was easily the best of the Romantic poets - despite the snobbish sneering of his more socially elevated contemporaries like Byron (a doggerel-peddling prick) and Shelley (good in parts).
The 'Cockney Poet' was their superior by miles. And they knew it. Arseholes.
Why? He was easily the best of the Romantic poets - despite the snobbish sneering of his more socially elevated peers like Byron (a doggerel-peddling prick) and Shelley (good in parts).
The 'Cockney Poet' was their superior by miles. And they knew it. Arseholes.
Poetry innit, b.
I mean, not really the stuff for 'real blokes', is it?
I can see why snowflakes, the emasculated and (ex)public schoolboys might like it, but not for me, Clive.
Sir C
03-12-2019, 11:45 AM
Why? He was easily the best of the Romantic poets - despite the snobbish sneering of his more socially elevated contemporaries like Byron (a doggerel-peddling prick) and Shelley (good in parts).
The 'Cockney Poet' was their superior by miles. And they knew it. Arseholes.
He was a dull wánker. Fúck him and all his shít poems.
Burney
03-12-2019, 11:46 AM
are you suggesting he ain't sartorially sound, b?
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8688698.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery
No. He dresses acceptably and - unlike AW - can knot a tie.
But there's just something unwholesome about his overall appearance. It could be all the hair dye.
I did notice he was desperate to protect his hair the other night. :sherlock:
Burney
03-12-2019, 11:47 AM
He was a dull wánker. Fúck him and all his shít poems.
No soul. That's your problem.
No. He dresses acceptably and - unlike AW - can knot a tie.
But there's just something unwholesome about his overall appearance. It could be all the hair dye.
I did notice he was desperate to protect his hair the other night. :sherlock:
I would probably have gone for a brown / tan shoe with a blue suit, tbh.
His hair? An Iberian thing innit
Herbert Augustus Chapman
03-12-2019, 11:52 AM
People who like sun, great service, great food and people with whom they can socialise and have fun. :shrug:
The only people I have ever hear praising that place, apart from you w, are cash rich chavs who regard it as being t'wiffic on account of there being lots of shops.
Sir C
03-12-2019, 11:53 AM
No soul. That's your problem.
Touché. Ha!
Poetry innit, b.
I mean, not really the stuff for 'real blokes', is it?
I can see why snowflakes, the emasculated and (ex)public schoolboys might like it, but not for me, Clive.
These blokes were the rock stars of their day, IUFG. Sex, drugs and, erm, poems. Just that they hadn't invented the electric guitar then.
These blokes were the rock stars of their day, IUFG. Sex, drugs and, erm, poems. Just that they hadn't invented the electric guitar then.
If by 'Rock Stars' you mean 'The Nolans', I take your point.
redgunamo
03-12-2019, 12:24 PM
Not at all. See the life and times of Robert Burns, for example.
If by 'Rock Stars' you mean 'The Nolans', I take your point.
Burney
03-12-2019, 12:26 PM
Not at all. See the life and times of Robert Burns, for example.
Besides which, Lemmy said The Nolans partied harder than any other band he'd ever met. True story.
Not at all. See the life and times of Robert Burns, for example.
I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you, r
Besides which, Lemmy said The Nolans partied harder than any other band he'd ever met. True story.
I fear Lemmy may have been taking the píss, b
redgunamo
03-12-2019, 12:28 PM
Yes. It just occurs to me, are you a particular fan of theirs? :sherlock:
Besides which, Lemmy said The Nolans partied harder than any other band he'd ever met. True story.
Burney
03-12-2019, 12:31 PM
I fear Lemmy may have been taking the píss, b
:shakehead:
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/that_time_lemmy_recorded_a_single_with_the_not_so_ squeaky_clean_nolan_siste
barrybueno
03-12-2019, 12:40 PM
In fairness, left to their own devices, most players go to Dubai........
I probably would...
:shakehead:
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/that_time_lemmy_recorded_a_single_with_the_not_so_ squeaky_clean_nolan_siste
Fosters drinking? That ain't partying hard in any way, shape or form, b
https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/03lemnol_465_701_int.jpg
No. He dresses acceptably and - unlike AW - can knot a tie.
But there's just something unwholesome about his overall appearance. It could be all the hair dye.
I did notice he was desperate to protect his hair the other night. :sherlock:
no words....
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2019/03/11/TELEMMGLPICT000191067103-xlarge_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqn2RHL8jwfMtOSjpTvPuY0_9yZ G_M03XO5hgIw0vFQFE.jpeg
Sir C
03-12-2019, 02:25 PM
no words....
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2019/03/11/TELEMMGLPICT000191067103-xlarge_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqn2RHL8jwfMtOSjpTvPuY0_9yZ G_M03XO5hgIw0vFQFE.jpeg
The things they can do with Photoshop these days :hehe:
Burney
03-12-2019, 02:26 PM
no words....
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2019/03/11/TELEMMGLPICT000191067103-xlarge_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqn2RHL8jwfMtOSjpTvPuY0_9yZ G_M03XO5hgIw0vFQFE.jpeg
That is very much how I imagine sw dressing, tbh.
The things they can do with Photoshop these days :hehe:
no shoppery about that, sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VhO2EcO3tI
That is very much how I imagine sw dressing, tbh.
Wrong on every single count - the jacket, the jeans, the footwear.
Every part of this is just fundamentally wrong.
redgunamo
03-12-2019, 02:53 PM
One of his early heroes was Max Wall apparently.
no words....
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2019/03/11/TELEMMGLPICT000191067103-xlarge_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqn2RHL8jwfMtOSjpTvPuY0_9yZ G_M03XO5hgIw0vFQFE.jpeg
Viva Prat Vegas
03-12-2019, 03:20 PM
vg Red
:hehe:
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