Brum pitch invader

[The Insider]

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D

[Sir C]

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.

[Burney]

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.

His flat cap was very inferior. Mine is a thing of beauty.

[PSRB]

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.

Is it a thing in British prisons? I was always under the impression it was more of American thing.

TC, any comment?

[Sir C]

Is it a thing in British prisons? I was always under the impression it was more of American thing.

TC, any comment?

"Who was the heaviest man ever to ride a Derby winner?"

"Lester Piggott's cellmate."

[barrybueno]

Do you think he'll get bummed, ti?

Personally I hope he gets bummed senseless. I didn't like the look of him.

Be quite the irony if he got banged from behind by someone in a Villa shirt.

[Sir C]

Be quite the irony if he got banged from behind by someone in a Villa shirt.

:clap: Good work bb.

[Burney]

Be quite the irony if he got banged from behind by someone in a Villa shirt.

:hehe: wd bb

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Is it a thing in British prisons? I was always under the impression it was more of American thing.

TC, any comment?

No. It's not. They will go out of their way to make sure such things don't happen, because if the bummed convict complains and sues it creates a hell of a problem. Loads of hassle, loads of paperwork, if a private prison, lost revenue for shareholders, if public from the exchequer. Also not a good look when a guest of HMQ.

Also, in the UK all the sex offenders are in a different wing as they are hated. Thus, getting done for male rape will not only see you getting loads added to your sentence, but means you then get banged up with Gary Glitter than the like.

I can't remember which team he supports, but they will stick him will a fellow fan, not a rival team's fan.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

"Who was the heaviest man ever to ride a Derby winner?"

"Lester Piggott's cellmate."

:hehe: Is this your own work c?

[Sir C]

:hehe: Is this your own work c?

Lord no, I just remember that one doing the rounds at the time h.

[IUFG]

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D

Good. the daft ****.

[SWv2]

His flat cap was very inferior. Mine is a thing of beauty.

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I

[IUFG]

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I

you two actually own flat caps? and wear them? in public?

Jeeeez... I am disappoint.

[Sir C]

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I

You don't have your headwear built by Lock & Co?

How very, very bourgeois.

[IUFG]

You don't have your headwear built by Lock & Co?

How very, very bourgeois.

you as well?

FÚCKING HELL!

[Sir C]

you as well?

FÚCKING HELL!

I certabily wouldn't wear a flat cap, for I am no country bumpkin.

My fedora, however, is essential wear in town.

[Burney]

Mine is from M&S. Yours?

I

Mine is made by Stetson. I bought it while somewhat tipsy and paid a somewhat extravagant sum for it.

[Burney]

you two actually own flat caps? and wear them? in public?

Jeeeez... I am disappoint.

This is very much how I look in mine.

1060

[Burney]

I certabily wouldn't wear a flat cap, for I am no country bumpkin.

My fedora, however, is essential wear in town.

I have the cap, the Barbour and the green wellies now.

I may get some sheep.

[Burney]

you as well?

FÚCKING HELL!

Well what would you wear to keep the rain off your head?

[IUFG]

Well what would you wear to keep the rain off your head?

I let the rain hit my head, b. I'm not a pansy.

[Burney]

I let the rain hit my head, b. I'm not a pansy.

But that way you get wet. That is not an intelligent way to carry on.

[SWv2]

you two actually own flat caps? and wear them? in public?

Jeeeez... I am disappoint.

After some research mine is more Baker Boy than flat cap.

So in summary - baker boy, Nicholson & Walcott scarf, Patagonia Torrentshell, Adidas. Smart casual for work.

Baracuta G9 for weekends.

[PSRB]

But that way you get wet. That is not an intelligent way to carry on.

An umbrella, if you live in Manchester then you must have a brolly. Personally, I've gone for the f'ing enormous golf version

[Burney]

After some research mine is more Baker Boy than flat cap.

So in summary - baker boy, Nicholson & Walcott scarf, Patagonia Torrentshell, Adidas. Smart casual for work.

Baracuta G9 for weekends.

Mine is akin to this.

https://hatshopping.co.uk/Belfast-Woolrich-Wool-Flat-Cap-by-Stetson.html?fa_dd=231

[Burney]

An umbrella, if you live in Manchester then you must have a brolly. Personally, I've gone for the f'ing enormous golf version

A person with an umbrella in a busy street is basically a menace.

[IUFG]

But that way you get wet. That is not an intelligent way to carry on.

If I was suited and booted, I may carry an umbrella.

I have no desire to look like a 1940s football fan.

https://d29k3dcgpah9r8.cloudfront.net/362c0dd512947e04d5e5dc4e10858411_500

[PSRB]

A person with an umbrella in a busy street is basically a menace.

Not if you're tall.

[SWv2]

Mine is akin to this.

https://hatshopping.co.uk/Belfast-Woolrich-Wool-Flat-Cap-by-Stetson.html?fa_dd=231

Not as stylish as my own.

I look suave, urbane, slightly dangerous almost.

You look like a man cutting turf.

[Burney]

Not if you're tall.

That's what you think, but as the drips from your umbrella trickle down the necks of shorter people, they are calling you a cùnt. FACT.

Embrace the cap, psrb. Be a gentleman.

[Burney]

Not as stylish as my own.

I look suave, urbane, slightly dangerous almost.

You look like a man cutting turf.

I look like a man at ease with his rural environment. You look like a middle-aged gurrier.

[7sisters]

A 14 weeks sentence (even if he only does seven) should focus his mind somewhat and other pricks who think it's funny. I wonder how our own 'hero fan' must be feeeling now....****ting himself, I would imagine!:D

If only the authorities acted with similar stealth and punishment towards knife crime.

[SWv2]

An umbrella, if you live in Manchester then you must have a brolly. Personally, I've gone for the f'ing enormous golf version

Umbrellas are a nuisance and I have normally found them to be the chosen accessory of the raving homosexual.

[Burney]

Umbrellas are a nuisance and I have normally found them to be the chosen accessory of the raving homosexual.

:nod: They also blow inside out and get left behind when drunk.

[PSRB]

:nod: They also blow inside out and get left behind when drunk.

My umbrella has never blown inside out, double canopy, you see. https://www.americangolf.co.uk/balls-accessories/umbrellas/ping-g410-double-canopy-68%22-tour-umbrella-344442.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk-biis_64AIVpbXtCh1fMAv3EAQYAiABEgJw0PD_BwE

[Ash]

My umbrella has never blown inside out, double canopy, you see. https://www.americangolf.co.uk/balls-accessories/umbrellas/ping-g410-double-canopy-68%22-tour-umbrella-344442.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk-biis_64AIVpbXtCh1fMAv3EAQYAiABEgJw0PD_BwE

Umbrellas are essentially selfish for men to use imo, and golfing umbrellas are doubly selfish. "I'm alright Jack". :judge:

Ladies need to stop their hair getting wet so are permitted to use them.

[Pat Vegas]

I heard a lot of pundits saying it should be illegal etc.

I am pretty sure there are laws and bans in place already for these things and have been for many years.