Anyone remember that little jewish fella used to post here. Had spats with just

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

about everyone on the board but also game for a bit of self deprecation.

When he found out I'd been a plumber he started angling for me to fit his new boiler. I did the usual thing of telling him that in addition to an eye watering fee I'd be ploughing his wife's fanny.

He said if I gave him a decent discount I was welcome to wipe my cock on the curtains after :hehe:

[Burney]

about everyone on the board but also game for a bit of self deprecation.

When he found out I'd been a plumber he started angling for me to fit his new boiler. I did the usual thing of telling him that in addition to an eye watering fee I'd be ploughing his wife's fanny.

He said if I gave him a decent discount I was welcome to wipe my cock on the curtains after :hehe:

DRFC? He got mercilessly mocked and left.

[Sir C]

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about everyone on the board but also game for a bit of self deprecation.

When he found out I'd been a plumber he started angling for me to fit his new boiler. I did the usual thing of telling him that in addition to an eye watering fee I'd be ploughing his wife's fanny.

He said if I gave him a decent discount I was welcome to wipe my cock on the curtains after :hehe:

Did he have a big nose?

They’re awful tight with their money, you know.

[Burney]

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Did he have a big nose?

They’re awful tight with their money, you know.

:nod: Anti-semitism's back in fashion, I reckon. I reckon they'll be doing pogromming the fùck out of Finchley soon.

[Sir C]

:nod: Anti-semitism's back in fashion, I reckon. I reckon they'll be doing pogromming the fùck out of Finchley soon.

Oh yes. First Momentum made it acceptable, now Jeremy’s making it fashionable.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

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Did he have a big nose?

They’re awful tight with their money, you know.

A redundant question as he was jewish. If they have the misfortune to be born with a schozz of normal proportions their mothers dash there brains out on the rocks and hurl them into the Red Sea. It's all very biblical.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

DRFC? He got mercilessly mocked and left.

I do believe that was him yes! Well remembered.

[Burney]

I do believe that was him yes! Well remembered.

Don Roper Fan Club, if I recall correctly. He lived in America, I thought. He had a profile picture of himself that appeared to show him cottaging in a back alley while wearing a shiny bomber jacket.

I think the comment 'My uncle Kurt died in Auschwitz - he fell out of one of the watchtowers' finished him off.

[Sir C]

Don Roper Fan Club, if I recall correctly. He lived in America, I thought. He had a profile picture of himself that appeared to show him cottaging in a back alley while wearing a shiny bomber jacket.

I think the comment 'My uncle Kurt died in Auschwitz - he fell out of one of the watchtowers' finished him off.

“Poor Uncle Kurt.” **** me, I was howling.

[Burney]

Oh yes. First Momentum made it acceptable, now Jeremy’s making it fashionable.

Yes. We can all smash the windows of Tesco and Marks and Sparks.

[eastgermanautos]

:hehe: :hehe:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh yes. First Momentum made it acceptable, now Jeremy’s making it fashionable.

Won't it be fun? Like the days just prior to KristallNacht. I shall be making my way to Monty's basement flat in Willesden and hissing Das Jude! while pointing him out to Jezza's heavies. They'll be cleansing a 5 mile radius centered on Golders Green.

[Burney]

Won't it be fun? Like the days just prior to KristallNacht. I shall be making my way to Monty's basement flat in Willesden and hissing Das Jude! while pointing him out to Jezza's heavies. They'll be cleansing a 5 mile radius centered on Golders Green.

Hang on. Why are you using the neuter to describe m? Seems a bit harsh.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Don Roper Fan Club, if I recall correctly. He lived in America, I thought. He had a profile picture of himself that appeared to show him cottaging in a back alley while wearing a shiny bomber jacket.

I think the comment 'My uncle Kurt died in Auschwitz - he fell out of one of the watchtowers' finished him off.

That was me! .. not my own of course. I remember Alf Goonit saying he'd spat his coffee all over his screen laughing when I posted that up. Well done me

[Burney]

That was me! .. not my own of course. I remember Alf Goonit saying he'd spat his coffee all over his screen laughing when I posted that up. Well done me

Was it? For some reason, Sir C has been saying for years it was Gooner1990. This always seemed unlikely to me, since he was notably lacking in wit.

[Sir C]

Was it? For some reason, Sir C has been saying for years it was Gooner1990. This always seemed unlikely to me, since he was notably lacking in wit.

I have not! I thought it was gooner4life. He was a maniac.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Herbert Augustus Chapman "They'll be cleansing a 5 mile radius centered on Golders Green."

Already started
That might esplaaaain why Monty's having to leave East Finchley for Faversham

Enforced evacuation
:nod:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "I have not! I thought it was gooner4life. He was a maniac."

Any odds on Strood?

[Burney]

I have not! I thought it was gooner4life. He was a maniac.

So we're saying h is lying, are we?

I thought so. You can't trust his sort.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Was it? For some reason, Sir C has been saying for years it was Gooner1990. This always seemed unlikely to me, since he was notably lacking in wit.

Bugger! Thinking of it now, wasn't DRFC actually the brother of the other American who was basically our soppy old tit in residence? And now his feckin name escapes me. He hasn't posted for about 5 years.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Gunner Since Time Began
A man on half speed if ever there was one

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Hang on. Why are you using the neuter to describe m? Seems a bit harsh.

It's basically a contraction of "that's a jew". I picked it up from someone's testimony in World at War. C speaks kraut .. could I have misheard?

[Burney]

Bugger! Thinking of it now, wasn't DRFC actually the brother of the other American who was basically our soppy old tit in residence? And now his feckin name escapes me. He hasn't posted for about 5 years.

Oh, yes. He would come on here at about 4.30 every day and say something spectacularly banal. La would then tell him to die. It was a tradition. You could set your watch by it.

I suppose there's the distinct possibility he, too, has joined the choir invisible. :-(

Well I hope la's happy. He basically killed him. :nod:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

His attempts at humour were more laughable than the humour itself
:hehe:

[Sir C]

Gunner Since Time Began
A man on half speed if ever there was one

Christ, he must be dead by now. He was older than Our Bubble.

[Burney]

It's basically a contraction of "that's a jew". I picked it up from someone's testimony in World at War. C speaks kraut .. could I have misheard?

Oh, I thought you were trying to say 'The Jew'.

I suppose it's entirely possible a non-German speaker (a Ukrainian or Lithuanian or whatnot) might use that crude form to identify an unfortunate Jew.

[Burney]

Christ, he must be dead by now. He was older than Our Bubble.

Is anyone else dead, ffs?


There was someone else who died years ago. Used to work on Soccer AM. I seem to think I was the last person to converse with him on here.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Is anyone else dead, ffs?


There was someone else who died years ago. Used to work on Soccer AM. I seem to think I was the last person to converse with him on here.

Shandy aka the gooner in the gallery. When awimb was a decent board and not full of you cùnts. No offence.

[Burney]

Shandy aka the gooner in the gallery. When awimb was a decent board and not full of you cùnts. No offence.

None taken. He sort of just dropped dead awfully young, didn't he?

[Sir C]

Shandy aka the gooner in the gallery. When awimb was a decent board and not full of you cùnts. No offence.

Well I’ve been here since 2002 so just how far back do you want to go for your golden period?

[Burney]

Well I’ve been here since 2002 so just how far back do you want to go for your golden period?

I thought you were here before that?

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

None taken. He sort of just dropped dead awfully young, didn't he?

Yeah I think so. Another one who died too young was Catweasel...cancer. Shocking.

[Sir C]

I thought you were here before that?

The years have got a bit confused in my head. I was around at AFCi in 98, then that closed down, then I found the old AFCi people here a couple of years later. 2002 might be a bit conservative.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Well I’ve been here since 2002 so just how far back do you want to go for your golden period?

I started here in 1998 you newbie :-) it was better then*

*it really wasn't. 1 post every three days...

[Burney]

The years have got a bit confused in my head. I was around at AFCi in 98, then that closed down, then I found the old AFCi people here a couple of years later. 2002 might be a bit conservative.

Yeah. I think my first post on here was in 2001 and you were deffo here then.

[Burney]

Yeah I think so. Another one who died too young was Catweasel...cancer. Shocking.

We're definitely old if we're discussing which of our online acquaintances are now dead. :-(

[eastgermanautos]

Oh, yes. He would come on here at about 4.30 every day and say something spectacularly banal. La would then tell him to die. It was a tradition. You could set your watch by it.

I suppose there's the distinct possibility he, too, has joined the choir invisible. :-(

Well I hope la's happy. He basically killed him. :nod:

I recall Gunner Since Time Began. His name was Syd something. I think actually that he lived in LA. And one time, I was like, Gunner Since Time Began! We're both thirsty men! Let's meet at Fox and Hounds in Studio City, as the Arsenal are playing. He was like, fvck you, you don't know me. Mind you, this happens to me quite often :cry: