I see none of you seem to care about poor Sir C. I expect they are slicing

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

his beak off even as we speak.

AWIMB should use its enormous clout in social media to crowd fund a solid silver prosthetic hooter for c as befits a man of his aristocratic bearing. We could have a little matching tooting spoon crafted too.

[Sir C]

his beak off even as we speak.

AWIMB should use its enormous clout in social media to crowd fund a solid silver prosthetic hooter for c as befits a man of his aristocratic bearing. We could have a little matching tooting spoon crafted too.

You’re kind, h, but hopefully now the slicing is over and a chap just needs to regather his strength.

I’m starving though, and I can’t leave my bed, and the glw is at work until 2. See how I suffer?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Were the ghastly invading lumps that which every man dreads c (we must not mention them by name lest we excite their vindictive malice)?

[Sir C]

Were the ghastly invading lumps that which every man dreads c (we must not mention them by name lest we excite their vindictive malice)?

I’ll be finding out about their degree of malignancy or benignity on Thursday, h. So fingers crossed for that little chat.

[Burney]

I’ll be finding out about their degree of malignancy or benignity on Thursday, h. So fingers crossed for that little chat.

I can only give my experience of these matters, which is that if you've got something of that ilk, your feet don't touch the ground before they start treatment. Waiting 10 days would seem pretty fùcking slack if that were the case. :shrug:

[Sir C]

I can only give my experience of these matters, which is that if you've got something of that ilk, your feet don't touch the ground before they start treatment. Waiting 10 days would seem pretty fùcking slack if that were the case. :shrug:

Yes, I kind of thought that as well.

I’m going to be completely upfront about this though b. I don’t fancy nose cancer. Call me a wimp if you will. I’m just not feeling it.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I’ll be finding out about their degree of malignancy or benignity on Thursday, h. So fingers crossed for that little chat.

I have crossed my fingers and toes for you old chap, and tied my winky in a knot (I can do that you see).

[Sir C]

I have crossed my fingers and toes for you old chap, and tied my winky in a knot (I can do that you see).

ty h. Much appreciated.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Yes, I kind of thought that as well.

I’m going to be completely upfront about this though b. I don’t fancy nose cancer. Call me a wimp if you will. I’m just not feeling it.

I'm with you on this one c. I'd be blubbing like a big baby :-( Berni has confronted this particular demon with insouciance and expects us all to be as brave but he only had to forfeit one his gonads - the smaller one I bet :nod:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I'm sure Sir C will be able to get by with just the one existing nostril for breathing purposes
And will remember to stand sideways on in future photo opportunities

[Burney]

I'm with you on this one c. I'd be blubbing like a big baby :-( Berni has confronted this particular demon with insouciance and expects us all to be as brave but he only had to forfeit one his gonads - the smaller one I bet :nod:

I was thinking this the other day, actually, I don't really remember old lefty at all. I mean I remember him when he was huge and throbbing, but not when he was normal.

I can't actually remember what it was like having two balls. :-\

Oh, and while it's nice that you say I was insouciant, I can assure you I had my moments. By the time I talked about it on here, it was pretty much a done deal. Immediately after diagnosis, however, you may rest assured I was NOT insouciant.

[Burney]

Yes, I kind of thought that as well.

I’m going to be completely upfront about this though b. I don’t fancy nose cancer. Call me a wimp if you will. I’m just not feeling it.

I've been looking into it and I reckon you're fine and that by the end of the week we shall be mocking you for being a big baby. :thumbup:

[Pokster]

I've been looking into it and I reckon you're fine and that by the end of the week we shall be mocking you for being a big baby. :thumbup:

And if he isn't fine we can all blame Monty for wishing the Big C on Sir C

[Ash]

his beak off even as we speak.

AWIMB should use its enormous clout in social media to crowd fund a solid silver prosthetic hooter for c as befits a man of his aristocratic bearing. We could have a little matching tooting spoon crafted too.

Yes, good luck, Sir C.

Did you know that the Romans used to use a little silver spoon to clear out the ear-wax? I saw one at a museum recently, ISTR.

[Sir C]

Yes, good luck, Sir C.

Did you know that the Romans used to use a little silver spoon to clear out the ear-wax? I saw one at a museum recently, ISTR.

tyvm, a.

I saw an earwax cleaning device be8ng advertised on Facebook. It looked like the sort of th8ng that drilled the channel tunnel.

[Rich]

tyvm, a.

I saw an earwax cleaning device be8ng advertised on Facebook. It looked like the sort of th8ng that drilled the channel tunnel.

We just use a small, high-pressure water jet to clean out ear wax now. Takes but a moment or two. I say 'we', but I actually mean our nurses.

Good luck for the results on Thursday.

[IUFG]

but I actually mean our nurses

the nurses, r

[Rich]

the nurses, r

Yes yes, whatever keeps you happy.

[IUFG]

tyvm, a.

I saw an earwax cleaning device be8ng advertised on Facebook. It looked like the sort of th8ng that drilled the channel tunnel.

here you go, sc. £6.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Medi-Grade-Remover-Syringe-Quad-Stream/dp/B0795WHD42/

and one does hope your diagnosis is tip-top, old chap

[Ash]

the nurses, r

his nurses, IUFG.

He is a doctor, you know, and they are a bunch of pompous, self-important unreconstructed snobs who think they own the people that do the actual work.

[Sir C]

here you go, sc. £6.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Medi-Grade-Remover-Syringe-Quad-Stream/dp/B0795WHD42/

and one does hope your diagnosis is tip-top, old chap

Thanks, i. I won’t invest just yet. Just in case, like.

[Rich]

his nurses, IUFG.

He is a doctor, you know, and they are a bunch of pompous, self-important unreconstructed snobs who think they own the people that do the actual work.

Well let us just hope that nobody walks into my consulting room and announces themselves as 'Ashberto from AWIMB'.

[IUFG]

his nurses, IUFG.

He is a doctor, you know, and they are a bunch of pompous, self-important unreconstructed snobs who think they own the people that do the actual work.

:nod: I used to work with doctors and nurses.

Every single doctor I worked with was as you described, plus a load more odious traits.

[IUFG]

Thanks, i. I won’t invest just yet. Just in case, like.

well, for £6, your family can throw it in the bin once you've bought the farm

[Sir C]

Well let us just hope that nobody walks into my consulting room and announces themselves as 'Ashberto from AWIMB'.

You’ll be able to get your own back by putting your finger in his bum bum.

[Ash]

Well let us just hope that nobody walks into my consulting room and announces themselves as 'Ashberto from AWIMB'.

I'll remember to do that. :thumbup:

I've only been to the doctors about once in the last 15 years, and that was a waste of time.

[IUFG]

You’ll be able to get your own back by putting your finger in his bum bum.

which, admittedly, is a little unorthadox for an ENT specialist.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

A little olive oil dabbed on the end of a cotton but is meant to clear the clear the ear of excess wax

[IUFG]

A little olive oil dabbed on the end of a cotton but is meant to clear the clear the ear of excess wax

WHAT? inserting a cotton bud into the ear canal is frought with danger. dontcha know?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I only ever insert the tip
Don't want to cause pain

[IUFG]

I only ever insert the tip
Don't want to cause pain

As sc has always said, once the tip is in, the rest is painless.

[Sir C]

As sc has always said, once the tip is in, the rest is painless.

You didn’t believe me the first time, did you? Now you know.

[IUFG]

You didn’t believe me the first time, did you? Now you know.

i am not in a position to personally verify your claims, sc, merely passing on the word.