Everyone seems to be getting irate about this homeless at Sutton station getting some

[Burney]

water chucked near him to get him to fùck off out of it.

https://twitter.com/Pro_Windscreens/status/1099751357916110848

Everyone's queuing up to be outraged about it, of course, but I have to admit that personally, I have absolutely no problem with this. Why didn't the cùnt just move?

[Pokster]

water chucked near him to get him to fùck off out of it.

https://twitter.com/Pro_Windscreens/status/1099751357916110848

Everyone's queuing up to be outraged about it, of course, but I have to admit that personally, I have absolutely no problem with this. Why didn't the cùnt just move?

Exactly, "Don't you have a home to go to".... oh

[Burney]

Exactly, "Don't you have a home to go to".... oh

It's not really that. It's the fact that he has no right to be lying there and should fùck off.

If I got horribly pissed and decided to fall asleep on a railway platform, I would expect to be moved on. If I refused to do so, I couldn't complain if the staff used other methods to get shot of me. What would these people prefer had happened? That he be arrested? Because that would be the next logical step.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

And he could probably do with a wash so the buckets of water were of benefit to him

It is to be hoped that the "hate crime" tweets are tongue in cheek but I fear not

[Monty92]

water chucked near him to get him to fùck off out of it.

https://twitter.com/Pro_Windscreens/status/1099751357916110848

Everyone's queuing up to be outraged about it, of course, but I have to admit that personally, I have absolutely no problem with this. Why didn't the cùnt just move?

A white man deliberately obstructing a Muslim (from the look of his beard) from performing his duties at work.

This is white privilege in action.

[Ash]

If his legs are pointing across the platform there's a clear elf 'n safety issue here. What if a pregnant woman trips over him and falls under a train? All the same people enjoying a feast of outrage signalling would be blaming the same staff for not dealing with it.

All the same, without a bit of context it is best not to leap to conclusions. #Covington

https://nypost.com/2019/02/19/covington-teen-nick-sandmann-sues-the-washington-post-for-250m/amp/

[Burney]

A white man deliberately obstructing a Muslim (from the look of his beard) from performing his duties at work.

This is white privilege in action.

Even having to touch him would be haram, since I imagine you could get drunk off the fumes coming off him.

[Burney]

If his legs are pointing across the platform there's a clear elf 'n safety issue here. What if a pregnant woman trips over him and falls under a train? All the same people enjoying a feast of outrage signalling would be blaming the same staff for not dealing with it.

All the same, without a bit of context it is best not to leap to conclusions. #Covington

https://nypost.com/2019/02/19/covington-teen-nick-sandmann-sues-the-washington-post-for-250m/amp/

He's probably píssed himself as well. Dirty fùcker. :-(

[Ash]

Even having to touch him would be haram, since I imagine you could get drunk off the fumes coming off him.

You can see alcohol fumes? Your forensic powers are indeed strong, my friend!

[Monty92]

If his legs are pointing across the platform there's a clear elf 'n safety issue here. What if a pregnant woman trips over him and falls under a train? All the same people enjoying a feast of outrage signalling would be blaming the same staff for not dealing with it.

All the same, without a bit of context it is best not to leap to conclusions. #Covington

https://nypost.com/2019/02/19/covington-teen-nick-sandmann-sues-the-washington-post-for-250m/amp/

Ash! As a musician, would an app like this (but better) appeal to you?

https://www.abbeyroad.com/apps

[Burney]

You can see alcohol fumes? Your forensic powers are indeed strong, my friend!

I suppose it could be other intoxicants. Either way, others shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of his inability to control himself.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

And he's stationed himself to be an obstacle for anyone wishing to view the map on the information board
Were the vagrant astute, he'd have laid parallel beneath the structure but no...he's an obstruction

[PSRB]

water chucked near him to get him to fùck off out of it.

https://twitter.com/Pro_Windscreens/status/1099751357916110848

Everyone's queuing up to be outraged about it, of course, but I have to admit that personally, I have absolutely no problem with this. Why didn't the cùnt just move?

This problem is quite prevalent in Manchester but I have very little sympathy* for them as they're either bloody aggressive or don't have a card reader.

I took a quite a pasting from some homeless prick when I was drunk once, so you'll forgive the fact that I couldn't give a toss about them.

[Pat Vegas]

This problem is quite prevalent in Manchester but I have very little sympathy* for them as they're either bloody aggressive or don't have a card reader.

I took a quite a pasting from some homeless prick when I was drunk once, so you'll forgive the fact that I couldn't give a toss about them.

I don't like em either. They always try on their homeless ways when you are with a woman.

When you just met her it's difficult it can go either way. You ignore him and you look cold, or you give them something and she'll moan at you for doing it.

[Burney]

This problem is quite prevalent in Manchester but I have very little sympathy* for them as they're either bloody aggressive or don't have a card reader.

I took a quite a pasting from some homeless prick when I was drunk once, so you'll forgive the fact that I couldn't give a toss about them.

:nod: I think Jesus was quite wrong on this. Mind you, they probably had a better class of beggar back then.

[Tony C]

From twitter - it’s the most horrific thing I’ve seen!

Loool what a snowflake

These days you never know..

The homeless person probably p•ssed and sh•t right there and the guy was trying to clean things up.

[Ash]

Ash! As a musician, would an app like this (but better) appeal to you?

https://www.abbeyroad.com/apps

My word! It's almost as if they've invented a portable tape recording device to sing your ideas into!

I'll be honest, I'm not au fait with contemporary recording gadgets on modern hand-held devices, and a two-track recorder on a phone is surely not a break-through technology, but I can see how the 'import backing track' could appeal to some of these new-fangled genres where everyone shouts a different vocal over the same effing backing track.

At least in the Good Old Days you hard to learn how to play a bit before nicking stuff. :old:

[Monty92]

I don't like em either. They always try on their homeless ways when you are with a woman.

When you just met her it's difficult it can go either way. You ignore him and you look cold, or you give them something and she'll moan at you for doing it.

I ignored a homeless woman in Washington DC once and she called me a "big-nosed mother f*cker".

I took solace in the fact that, on balance, she'd have swapped her regular sized nose for having a f*cking bed to sleep in, the rancid homeless slag.

[Ash]

From twitter - it’s the most horrific thing I’ve seen!

Loool what a snowflake


I know. It makes you wonder what they'd think if they saw an image of, say, a child running down the road on fire from napalm.

[Monty92]

My word! It's almost as if they've invented a portable tape recording device to sing your ideas into!

I'll be honest, I'm not au fait with contemporary recording gadgets on modern hand-held devices, and a two-track recorder on a phone is surely not a break-through technology, but I can see how the 'import backing track' could appeal to some of these new-fangled genres where everyone shouts a different vocal over the same effing backing track.

At least in the Good Old Days you hard to learn how to play a bit before nicking stuff. :old:

So I was chatting to a musician who her own recording studio that she rents out who really wants to pursue this idea. She says that during rehearsals people are constantly scrambling through their phones or rudimentary recording gadgets searching for riffs and stuff that someone played yonks ago and that they want to revisit. She reckons this kind of app, if done well, would make it way easier for amateur and professional recording artists to store their audio files for quick and easy reference.

So you think it's a sh*t idea because it solves a problem that no-one has?

[Burney]

I ignored a homeless woman in Washington DC once and she called me a "big-nosed mother f*cker".

I took solace in the fact that, on balance, she'd have swapped her regular sized nose for having a f*cking bed to sleep in, the rancid homeless slag.

To be fair, she did have you bang to rights on a very short acquaintance. Quite perceptive for an indigent, really.

[Monty92]

To be fair, she did have you bang to rights on a very short acquaintance. Quite perceptive for an indigent, really.

True enough. I still hope she's dead though.

[Sir C]

To be fair, she did have you bang to rights on a very short acquaintance. Quite perceptive for an indigent, really.

I wonder if Jeremy and Seamus know about the jew penchant for fúcking their own grannies. My word, that piece of informaion might tip them over the edge.

[Monty92]

I wonder if Jeremy and Seamus know about the jew penchant for fúcking their own grannies. My word, that piece of informaion might tip them over the edge.

Hang on, is this claim based purely on my own 'unusual' relationship with my now deceased grandmother? Or have you heard of other cases?

[Sir C]

Hang on, is this claim based purely on my own 'unusual' relationship with my now deceased grandmother? Or have you heard of other cases?

No, just you. I've always held you up as the perfect exemplar of jew behaviour.

[Burney]

No, just you. I've always held you up as the perfect exemplar of jew behaviour.

To be fair, in the films and TV about them I've seen, they do all seem to be a bit funny about their mums. It's no coincidence that Freud was one and came up with the Oedipus complex. Classic case of projection from the bearded, couch-bothering coke-fiend, there.

[Monty92]

No, just you. I've always held you up as the perfect exemplar of jew behaviour.

A cursory look on Google suggests this is a niche interest that extends leeeetle beeet beyond my own horizons :-(

"These Jew Milf Granny Whores got ****ed in all their little holes"

"Watch Jewish Granny Squirts During Sex-show video"

I look forward to seeing what kind of target marketing the Facebook alogrithms come up with for me after these searches :yikes:

[Burney]

True enough. I still hope she's dead though.

Oh yes. Fair enough. Bloody rude just to say it like that.

[Burney]

A cursory look on Google suggests this is a niche interest that extends leeeetle beeet beyond my own horizons :-(

"These Jew Milf Granny Whores got ****ed in all their little holes"

"Watch Jewish Granny Squirts During Sex-show video"

I look forward to seeing what kind of target marketing the Facebook alogrithms come up with for me after these searches :yikes:

Hang on. Are they milfs or granny whores? They can't be both imo.

[Monty92]

Hang on. Are they milfs or granny whores? They can't be both imo.

And why the ruddy hell not? A granny is, by definition, a mother. So why not a f*ckble one?

I don't see any category incongruencies here, unless I'm missing something.

[Burney]

And why the ruddy hell not? A granny is, by definition, a mother. So why not a f*ckble one?

I don't see any category incongruencies here, unless I'm missing something.

I think that these are very distinct porn categories. In porn terms, a MILF is any woman between 25 and 40 as far as I can make out and thus a reasonably normal object of sexual desire, whereas a 'granny' is an actual old person and thus only of interest to the foulest of dangerous perverts.

[Monty92]

I think that these are very distinct porn categories. In porn terms, a MILF is any woman between 25 and 40 as far as I can make out and thus a reasonably normal object of sexual desire, whereas a 'granny' is an actual old person and thus only of interest to the foulest of dangerous perverts.

Hmm, true enough.

One can only imagine the heated exchange between the SEO and editorial departments over this one.

[Burney]

Hmm, true enough.

One can only imagine the heated exchange between the SEO and editorial departments over this one.

We've all been there. Facts and readability don't matter as long as Google likes it.

Fùcking SEO click-pricks. :furious:

[Ash]

So I was chatting to a musician who her own recording studio that she rents out who really wants to pursue this idea. She says that during rehearsals people are constantly scrambling through their phones or rudimentary recording gadgets searching for riffs and stuff that someone played yonks ago and that they want to revisit. She reckons this kind of app, if done well, would make it way easier for amateur and professional recording artists to store their audio files for quick and easy reference.

So you think it's a sh*t idea because it solves a problem that no-one has?

I didn't say it was a **** idea, just wondered how different it was. If the tagging and indexing stuff hasn't been done before then fair enough - it may work well.

Now, answer me a question please. Does Henry McTarrian look Jewish to you?

[Monty92]

I didn't say it was a **** idea, just wondered how different it was. If the tagging and indexing stuff hasn't been done before then fair enough - it may work well.

Now, answer me a question please. Does Henry McTarrian look Jewish to you?

Oh, he could pass, absolutely.

Sadly, the only kind of pass he seems capable of.

I'm not a fan.

[Burney]

I didn't say it was a **** idea, just wondered how different it was. If the tagging and indexing stuff hasn't been done before then fair enough - it may work well.

Now, answer me a question please. Does Henry McTarrian look Jewish to you?

I've just discovered that his dad was called Hamlet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamlet_Mkhitaryan_(footballer,_born_1962)

[Ash]

Oh, he could pass, absolutely.

Sadly, the only kind of pass he seems capable of.

I'm not a fan.

Surely you enjoyed his thwacking volleyed assist for Lacazette, cunningly disguised as a crap shot?