Ind want Pak banned from the CWC. It won't happen but it should.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I was in Paharganj, New Delhi in 2005 when they attacked that and 3 other bazaars 2 days before Diwali.

An hour later and they'd have killed me. 10-20 mins later and they'd have killed Bimla, a beggar lady I've known since the '90s.

I didn't know if some other mates were alive or dead for 2 days as their shop was slap bang in the middle of the cordonned off area.

I also used to go for breakfast in the Taj Mahal Intercontinental in Mumbai when I flew in before getting the sleeper bus down to Goa and they attacked that. I was friendly with one of the waiters there, Mohan.

So I say ban the ****ers.

If that bhenchod Khan wants his team to play cricket again, then he should get the ISI to call off their attack dogs.

I can't stand Modi and his BJP Hindutva fascists, but he's right on this. Why the fück are supposedly civilised nations like us allowing a country that sponsors terrorism to play in the CWC. That's not cricket, old boy.

Seriously, if I had a Tardis and a gun with 6 bullets, I put the whole fücking lot of them into Jinnah, just to make sure.

Indira really should have nuked Pak off the face of God's clean earth when India got the bomb in '74.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Indira really should have nuked Pak off the face of God's clean earth when India got the bomb in '74.

I'm sure she would have if her own bodyguards hadn't murdered her.

[Sir C]

I was in Paharganj, New Delhi in 2005 when they attacked that and 3 other bazaars 2 days before Diwali.

An hour later and they'd have killed me. 10-20 mins later and they'd have killed Bimla, a beggar lady I've known since the '90s.

I didn't know if some other mates were alive or dead for 2 days as their shop was slap bang in the middle of the cordonned off area.

I also used to go for breakfast in the Taj Mahal Intercontinental in Mumbai when I flew in before getting the sleeper bus down to Goa and they attacked that. I was friendly with one of the waiters there, Mohan.

So I say ban the ****ers.

If that bhenchod Khan wants his team to play cricket again, then he should get the ISI to call off their attack dogs.

I can't stand Modi and his BJP Hindutva fascists, but he's right on this. Why the fück are supposedly civilised nations like us allowing a country that sponsors terrorism to play in the CWC. That's not cricket, old boy.

Seriously, if I had a Tardis and a gun with 6 bullets, I put the whole fücking lot of them into Jinnah, just to make sure.

Indira really should have nuked Pak off the face of God's clean earth when India got the bomb in '74.

Wait, it's Pakistan's cricketers who carry out these attacks? That's appalling. Shouldn't they be pratising their stickball moves. Throw the ball, catch the ball, hit it with your stick. That sort of thing?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I'm sure she would have if her own bodyguards hadn't murdered her.

No. They got the bomb in '74. She was murdered by her Sikh bodyguards for going into the Golden Temple on a Sikh Holy day (Op Blue Star) in 1984.

She wasted a whole decade. Dunno what the half lives of whatever they use in their bombs is, but if she'd just got on with it back then, the place might have stopped glowing green by now.

The world would be better. The Ruskies wouldn't have invaded Afg if they had a radioactive neighbour. No Jihadis, no OBL. See? She should have done it.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Wait, it's Pakistan's cricketers who carry out these attacks? That's appalling. Shouldn't they be pratising their stickball moves. Throw the ball, catch the ball, hit it with your stick. That sort of thing?

Not quite, C. It's a cricketer who runs the gaff and he lets the ISI use terrorist groups to try and kill me and my mates.

After one CWC semi-final where Ind beat Pak, the Pak skipper, Shahid Afridi - with the ironic, given the nature of our discussion, nickname of "Boom Boom" said in his post match presser that Allah hasn't given Indians hearts like he has to Pakistani Muslims (ignoring that there are actually more Muzzies in Ind than Pak.)

You see? Vile race, Johnny Pak cricketer. Should be banned and/or nuked.

[Sir C]

Not quite, C. It's a cricketer who runs the gaff and he lets the ISI use terrorist groups to try and kill me and my mates.

After one CWC semi-final where Ind beat Pak, the Pak skipper, Shahid Afridi - with the ironic, given the nature of our discussion, nickname of "Boom Boom" said in his post match presser that Allah hasn't given Indians hearts like he has to Pakistani Muslims (ignoring that there are actually more Muzzies in Ind than Pak.)

You see? Vile race, Johnny Pak cricketer. Should be banned and/or nuked.

You won't find me arguing with you there, g.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

You won't find me arguing with you there, g.

Good man, C.

So if I start a petition to ban them from the CWC and/or crowd fund the buying of a nuke and delivery system, I can count on your support?

If I get a nuke and hire a plane in Delhi, you couldn't do the flying and bombing bit, could you? You know, fly over to Karachi,lob it out the window and turn round and come back home? I'll buy you a curry for doing it.

[Sir C]

Good man, C.

So if I start a petition to ban them from the CWC and/or crowd fund the buying of a nuke and delivery system, I can count on your support?

If I get a nuke and hire a plane in Delhi, you couldn't do the flying and bombing bit, could you? You know, fly over to Karachi,lob it out the window and turn round and come back home? I'll buy you a curry for doing it.

I'm your man g. We'll go to Punjabi By Nature for the daal Makhani, stopping on the way for pani puri :cloud9:

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I'm your man g. We'll go to Punjabi By Nature for the daal Makhani, stopping on the way for pani puri :cloud9:

Oooh, I do love a Daal Makhani.

Where is this place? Can you send a link or address?

Hanging around with the street kids, the glw and I would just go to dirt cheap places in the Ganj, with the odd expensive breakfast in a 5* like the Imperial on Janpath. (Closest to the 'Ganj, see?)

The glw's been filming in Rajasthan since new year but she'll be back to Delhi in a week or two. As we've missed both her birthday and Valentine's it would be nice to tell her I've booked a meal for her.

How much would it cost, do you reckon, and how far is it from the Ganj/New Delhi railways station/CP?

[Sir C]

Oooh, I do love a Daal Makhani.

Where is this place? Can you send a link or address?

Hanging around with the street kids, the glw and I would just go to dirt cheap places in the Ganj, with the odd expensive breakfast in a 5* like the Imperial on Janpath. (Closest to the 'Ganj, see?)

The glw's been filming in Rajasthan since new year but she'll be back to Delhi in a week or two. As we've missed both her birthday and Valentine's it would be nice to tell her I've booked a meal for her.

How much would it cost, do you reckon, and how far is it from the Ganj/New Delhi railways station/CP?

It's a while since I was there, sadly. But here's the linky https://punjabibynature.in/

When I got back to Delhi from Rajasthan once I asked my chum to take me for a laal maas. He took me to a shopping mall, where we sat in a reproduction Victorian railway carriage... I thought he'd brought me to a tourist trap but it was absolutely superb, as good as any laal mass I've had in Raj. Do you know the place I mean?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

It's a while since I was there, sadly. But here's the linky https://punjabibynature.in/

When I got back to Delhi from Rajasthan once I asked my chum to take me for a laal maas. He took me to a shopping mall, where we sat in a reproduction Victorian railway carriage... I thought he'd brought me to a tourist trap but it was absolutely superb, as good as any laal mass I've had in Raj. Do you know the place I mean?

Was it actually Delhi or one of the bourgeois new towns around it like Gurgoan or Noida?

Apparently they have shopping centres, but I've been there, and I can't think of any shopping centres in New Delhi, let alone old.

Connaught Place (CP) is about as plush as anywhere I've been. Though it's looking so much chicer now than when I first arrived 25 years ago. But I preferred it before it had all the intl brands like Nike or Apple or whatever.

There used to be this milk shop that did the best milk shakes in the world, sold to you in an old fashioned glass milk bottle with a straw for a pittance.

Did you know that cold coffee was invented in New Delhi? I make my own with ice cream and milk in a blender when it's hot at home. And will have one out there when it's hot, though I have a lassi when less so.

[Sir C]

Was it actually Delhi or one of the bourgeois new towns around it like Gurgoan or Noida?

Apparently they have shopping centres, but I've been there, and I can't think of any shopping centres in New Delhi, let alone old.

Connaught Place (CP) is about as plush as anywhere I've been. Though it's looking so much chicer now than when I first arrived 25 years ago. But I preferred it before it had all the intl brands like Nike or Apple or whatever.

There used to be this milk shop that did the best milk shakes in the world, sold to you in an old fashioned glass milk bottle with a straw for a pittance.

Did you know that cold coffee was invented in New Delhi? I make my own with ice cream and milk in a blender when it's hot at home. And will have one out there when it's hot, though I have a lassi when less so.

It could have been Gurgoan, I suppose.

A waiter in a restaurant in Connaught Place once brought me an ashtray and insited I enjoy my after dinner smoke at my table, despite the smoking ban' because 'these rules don't apply to white men'. It felt like 1932.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

It could have been Gurgoan, I suppose.

A waiter in a restaurant in Connaught Place once brought me an ashtray and insited I enjoy my after dinner smoke at my table, despite the smoking ban' because 'these rules don't apply to white men'. It felt like 1932.

They do like a smoke. Though did you know that the law banning smoking in govt buildings which preceded the restaurant ban by several years doesn't apply to sadhus smoking chillums? They're allowed to smoke chillums anywhere.

I do love CP though. Going very upmarket now. I kinda miss the homeless smackheads smoking in the doorways. Much nicer than the Nike shop you see in every sodding capital.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's a while since I was there, sadly. But here's the linky https://punjabibynature.in/

When I got back to Delhi from Rajasthan once I asked my chum to take me for a laal maas. He took me to a shopping mall, where we sat in a reproduction Victorian railway carriage... I thought he'd brought me to a tourist trap but it was absolutely superb, as good as any laal mass I've had in Raj. Do you know the place I mean?

Do you lovebirds just wanna get a room in which to chow down on each's dicks and stop embarrassing the rest of us ?

[barrybueno]

Do you lovebirds just wanna get a room in which to chow down on each's dicks and stop embarrassing the rest of us ?

wanna fight h:music: