So was Morse actually any good? Did one have to believe that a pretty village in the

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Cotswolds had a higher murder rate than Baltimore?

[Burney]

Cotswolds had a higher murder rate than Baltimore?

No, but people got whacked in Oxford Colleges on a pretty regular basis. And the guilty party was usually someone Morse had almost slept with back in the 60s. Or it would have something to do with opera.

[Sir C]

Cotswolds had a higher murder rate than Baltimore?

It was a work of genius, but sadly not obvious enough for thick ****s to appreciate.

****s.