I've got to go and have my polyps removed doubleswiftfast, apparently,

[Sir C]

as my doctor is mildly concerned that they might be the cancerous type.

Who could have my luck? Fúcking nosecancer? I'm going straight back on the tabs if it is, mind.

[Pat Vegas]

:-( Good luck Sir C
One day I will see the quack about this lump on my neck.

But that would involve registering. since my quack is no where near me.

[Burney]

as my doctor is mildly concerned that they might be the cancerous type.

Who could have my luck? Fúcking nosecancer? I'm going straight back on the tabs if it is, mind.

Nose cancer? That’s not a thing is it? Is it gak-related?
Mind you, I have someone who reports to me who had dick cancer. They whittled it down to fúck all, by the sound of thingsI didn’t even have the heart to mention nut cancer. Piece of píss by comparison.

You’re not going to end up noseless, are you? :-(

[Sir C]

Nose cancer? That’s not a thing is it? Is it gak-related?
Mind you, I have someone who reports to me who had dick cancer. They whittled it down to fúck all, by the sound of thingsI didn’t even have the heart to mention nut cancer. Piece of píss by comparison.

You’re not going to end up noseless, are you? :-(

That's what I'm wondering. I'm sure I've read a book or seen a flim about a man with a metal nose riveted to his face in place of his old one. I wonder what that would have been.

Apparently polyps are brought about by a long-term allergic reaction, which would make gak the primary candidate, but the concern is that I have them only up one hole, which doesn't fit the allergy theory.

I didn't want to live forever anyway. :shrug:

[Sir C]

:-( Good luck Sir C
One day I will see the quack about this lump on my neck.

But that would involve registering. since my quack is no where near me.

ty f. After I am gone I suggest you direct all your motoring queries to the BVM; she will ask me and I will arrange to get answers to you in the form of falling rain, cats crossing your path or Spurs defeats.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "You’re not going to end up noseless, are you? "

His glasses will fall off

[IUFG]

That's what I'm wondering. I'm sure I've read a book or seen a flim about a man with a metal nose riveted to his face in place of his old one. I wonder what that would have been.

Apparently polyps are brought about by a long-term allergic reaction, which would make gak the primary candidate, but the concern is that I have them only up one hole, which doesn't fit the allergy theory.

I didn't want to live forever anyway. :shrug:

They're magnetic nowadays, sc.

They'll drill some ferromagnetic screws into your skull and place magnets on the prosthetic in the correct places.

See, all is not lost :thumbup:

well, apart from your nose. Possibly.

[Burney]

That's what I'm wondering. I'm sure I've read a book or seen a flim about a man with a metal nose riveted to his face in place of his old one. I wonder what that would have been.

Apparently polyps are brought about by a long-term allergic reaction, which would make gak the primary candidate, but the concern is that I have them only up one hole, which doesn't fit the allergy theory.

I didn't want to live forever anyway. :shrug:

Tycho Brahe. Lost it in a duel.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe

I simply insist you don’t die, btw. Pull yourself together.

[Sir C]

They're magnetic nowadays, sc.

They'll drill some ferromagnetic screws into your skull and place magnets on the prosthetic in the correct places.

See, all is not lost :thumbup:

well, apart from your nose. Possibly.

If I've got no nose, how will I smell?

[Sir C]

Tycho Brahe. Lost it in a duel.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe

I simply insist you don’t die, btw. Pull yourself together.

Lord no, I have no intention of shuffling off as yet. I strongly suspect they're overreacting.

Just to make my point I have refused to go for surgery for two weeks.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "If I've got no nose, how will I smell?"

Gammony

[IUFG]

If I've got no nose, how will I smell?

can you smell anything now?

















"awful" btw ;-)

[Sir C]

can you smell anything now?

















"awful" btw ;-)

Good point. Not since about 1992.

[IUFG]

Sir C "If I've got no nose, how will I smell?"

Gammony

Chapeau, f

[Burney]

Lord no, I have no intention of shuffling off as yet. I strongly suspect they're overreacting.

Just to make my point I have refused to go for surgery for two weeks.

Wise. It doesn’t do to encourage these people.

Dick cancer, though. Who knew? :shakehead:

[Sir C]

Sir C "If I've got no nose, how will I smell?"

Gammony

Nice.

I can think of worse things to smell of, mind.

[IUFG]

Good point. Not since about 1992.

Just think, you'll be able to enter the malodorous work toilets and not give a, well, shít.

[Sir C]

Wise. It doesn’t do to encourage these people.

Dick cancer, though. Who knew? :shakehead:

Don't fancy it. Despite having very little use for the object these days, one remains rather attached it it. Or it to me, I suppose. Or not, if carcinogenous.