Now I believe strongly in innocent until proven guilty, but

[Burney]

I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.

That's how it works these days, right?

[Luis Anaconda]

I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.

That's how it works these days, right?

:hehe: I was sure you were going to say something like that. You're right though

[IUFG]

I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.

That's how it works these days, right?

I think it is, yes.

Although, shirley it is wrong to be able to name him when still only an allegation. But this argument has been going on for years and years.

String him up :judge:

[Sir C]

I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.

That's how it works these days, right?

Were the BBC tipped off so they could broadcast his humiliation to the world in real time, I wonder.

[Burney]

Were the BBC tipped off so they could broadcast his humiliation to the world in real time, I wonder.

You'd think they'd have learned their lesson with that sort of thing, wouldn't you?

[Burney]

I think it is, yes.

Although, shirley it is wrong to be able to name him when still only an allegation. But this argument has been going on for years and years.

String him up :judge:

Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths. :-(

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[Luis Anaconda]

Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths. :-(

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Surely even the Scots can't drink that much

[7sisters]

I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.

That's how it works these days, right?

Lachs behaviour ?

[Burney]

Lachs behaviour ?

Gill-ty as charged imo :judge:

[IUFG]

Surely even the Scots can't drink that much

I was once stood at a bar drinking when a weapons-grade pissed up Scotch asked me if I knew where the bar was.

Pointed over my shoulder and he ordered his beer.

Legs like broken candles. He didn't spill a drop.

[Sir C]

Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths. :-(

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You know she's on my list, right.

Oh yes. Very much so.

[Burney]

You know she's on my list, right.

Oh yes. Very much so.

Good heavens! I hope for your sake that Laurie Penny no longer is? She looks absolutely extraordinary these days. She's also gone completely mad.

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[Ash]

I was once stood at a bar drinking when a weapons-grade pissed up Scotch asked me if I knew where the bar was.


Perhaps he thought you were dodging your round.

[Sir C]

Good heavens! I hope for your sake that Laurie Penny no longer is? She looks absolutely extraordinary these days. She's also gone completely mad.

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My word. That's one crossed off. Polly went recently as well, as did Jack Monroe when she complained about the testosterone making her smell bad. :-(

I'm down to wee Jimmy Krankie and Gizzi Erskine now. And Gizzi's just there to make up the numbers if I'm honest. I'm not really angry with her at all.

[IUFG]

Perhaps he thought you were dodging your round.

I never dodge, a, never. :nono:

[Burney]

My word. That's one crossed off. Polly went recently as well, as did Jack Monroe when she complained about the testosterone making her smell bad. :-(

I'm down to wee Jimmy Krankie and Gizzi Erskine now. And Gizzi's just there to make up the numbers if I'm honest. I'm not really angry with her at all.

I thought you liked her? And she'd knock you up a lovely din-dins afterwards.

To what other left-wing termagants could you mete out your specific brand of punishment? Caitlin Moran?

[Burney]

Surely even the Scots can't drink that much

To be fair, la, when the SNP receives a clear 'Naw', it does tend to interpret it as an 'Aye' - or at the very least a 'Maybe'.

[Sir C]

I thought you liked her? And she'd knock you up a lovely din-dins afterwards.

To what other left-wing termagants could you mete out your specific brand of punishment? Caitlin Moran?

I suspect she's a bit of a lefty is all.

Moran - she'd gurn her way through the act, wouldn't she? If would be enough to put any man off his stroke.

Yvette Cooper's quite elfin, isn't she?

[Burney]

I suspect she's a bit of a lefty is all.

Moran - she'd gurn her way through the act, wouldn't she? If would be enough to put any man off his stroke.

Yvette Cooper's quite elfin, isn't she?

Ed Balls has been there, though. :-(

JK Rowling?

[Sir C]

Ed Balls has been there, though. :-(

JK Rowling?

Stick her in, go on.

I'm pondering whether there is room for the human abacus Abbbott. On balance, I'm guessing there's no bed big enough.

Ooh ooh I know! For a proper pair of termagents, why look further than Jess Philips and Anna Soubry? Come on down!

[Burney]

Stick her in, go on.

I'm pondering whether there is room for the human abacus Abbbott. On balance, I'm guessing there's no bed big enough.

Ooh ooh I know! For a proper pair of termagents, why look further than Jess Philips and Anna Soubry? Come on down!

Philips looks to me like she has bad breath and an hirsute and odiferous minge.

I don’t even like to contemplate the thought of Soubry in the nip.

[Sir C]

Philips looks to me like she has bad breath and an hirsute and odiferous minge.

I don’t even like to contemplate the thought of Soubry in the nip.

Imagine for a moment, if you will, Magic Grandpa bouncing around on top of the genius Abbott in a hostel in East Germany in 1977.

Just. Imagine. The. Smell.

[Burney]

Imagine for a moment, if you will, Magic Grandpa bouncing around on top of the genius Abbott in a hostel in East Germany in 1977.

Just. Imagine. The. Smell.

:-( This being East Germany, there probably weren't proper washing facilities either. She was probably pootling around Rostock spattered with his love custard .

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths. :-(

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That;'s a bad wig, right?