glw gone

[Sir C]

to a work do.

Footer on the telly? There's going to be a kebab. :cloud9:

[barrybueno]

to a work do.

Footer on the telly? There's going to be a kebab. :cloud9:

Some FA Cup poop, anyways, kebab? I'm like, so there. PM me your address please. Actually I'll PM you mine and your man can pick me up :driving:

[Sir C]

Some FA Cup poop, anyways, kebab? I'm like, so there. PM me your address please. Actually I'll PM you mine and your man can pick me up :driving:

Mixed alright for you b?

I've got no Stella but I can offer you a decent ordinary claret.

[Rich]

to a work do.

Footer on the telly? There's going to be a kebab. :cloud9:

Think of your waistline ffs.

[barrybueno]

Mixed alright for you b?

I've got no Stella but I can offer you a decent ordinary claret.

Mixed, oh yes :thumbup: And I'll take the wine too, don't drink lager indoors anyway.

[Sir C]

Think of your waistline ffs.

I have a 29" waist.

I think I'll be alright.

[Burney]

to a work do.

Footer on the telly? There's going to be a kebab. :cloud9:

Special miced? With the doner meat, the shami and the shashlik?
Shame about the dry as a nun’s nasty chicken breast, of course, but hey.

[barrybueno]

Think of your waistline ffs.

Ah Rich, would you say this sounds like Angina? - A couple of times recently I've had what feels like a pulled muscle and very uncomfortable aching in my back which quickly moves to my shoulders, neck then finally my chest. Lasts for about 15 minutes. And it's not very nice!

[Sir C]

Special miced? With the doner meat, the shami and the shashlik?
Shame about the dry as a nun’s nasty chicken breast, of course, but hey.

My mixed is the doner, the shish, the kofte and the adana. No nasty chicken involved. :cloud9:

I can never tell which bit's the kofte and which bit the adana.

It comes with two breads.

[IUFG]

Ah Rich, would you say this sounds like Angina? - A couple of times recently I've had what feels like a pulled muscle and very uncomfortable aching in my back which quickly moves to my shoulders, neck then finally my chest. Lasts for about 15 minutes. And it's not very nice!

probably just a minor infarcation.

I prescribe Stella Artois. 3 buckets, twice a day.

[IUFG]

My mixed is the doner, the shish, the kofte and the adana. No nasty chicken involved. :cloud9:

I can never tell which bit's the kofte and which bit the adana.

It comes with two breads.

Lovely.

Sriracha. Not Akabanga.

Although, the Akabanga is great in a chilli con carne

[Burney]

My mixed is the doner, the shish, the kofte and the adana. No nasty chicken involved. :cloud9:

I can never tell which bit's the kofte and which bit the adana.

It comes with two breads.

The Adana, of course! It’s like the kofte, but it’s flat and slightly tastier. I make a rather good Adana, though I say so myself. The secret is a red pepper paste you get in scary Turk shops called Biber something.

Oh, yes. Two breads is a must. Last time I got one, it lasted me two days.

[Sir C]

Lovely.

Sriracha. Not Akabanga.

Although, the Akabanga is great in a chilli con carne

Sriracha's too sweet for a kebab. Actually, sriracha's too sweet for anything, really.

No. I'm off Sriracha.

[Burney]

Lovely.

Sriracha. Not Akabanga.

Although, the Akabanga is great in a chilli con carne

I deployed the gochuchang on wings last night. It was very good, but there’s a cumulative burn that means you can only have so many.

[Burney]

Sriracha's too sweet for a kebab. Actually, sriracha's too sweet for anything, really.

No. I'm off Sriracha.

You’re such a chilli sauce snob :hehe:

[barrybueno]

probably just a minor infarcation.

I prescribe Stella Artois. 3 buckets, twice a day.

Finally, a common sense answer from a doctor, cheers Rich :thumbup:

Waaaaait a minute...

[Sir C]

I deployed the gochuchang on wings last night. It was very good, but there’s a cumulative burn that means you can only have so many.

Were they delightfully crunchy or did you fúck it up?

[IUFG]

I deployed the gochuchang on wings last night. It was very good, but there’s a cumulative burn that means you can only have so many.

that can happen with pastes, I find.

might need to mix it down a bit. Lemon juice is perfect imo.

[SWv2]

I have a 29" waist.

I think I'll be alright.

You're very ill aren't you?

:-(

[Sir C]

You’re such a chilli sauce snob :hehe:

Of course one usually prefers to make the fresh nam prik, but in an emergency these days I'm happy to go with the Encona.

[IUFG]

You're very ill aren't you?

:-(

more like moribund...

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Skin and bones...

[Sir C]

You're very ill aren't you?

:-(

No, I am simply a fit young man in the prime of his life.

[IUFG]

No, I am simply a fit young man in the prime of his life.

are you 13?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Multiplied by 3

[Burney]

Were they delightfully crunchy or did you fúck it up?

They were splendidly crunchy. Can I offer you a tip? Gluten-free flour contains all the ingredients required for the coating(s) without all the fùcking about.

Fùck knows it’s no good for anything else.

[Sir C]

are you 13?

I am 53 years young, i. I feel 13, I must say. Eating clean, no excessive drinking, no smoking or drugs and daily exercise has me bursting with vigour.

[Burney]

You're very ill aren't you?

:-(

This is a man who sees his middle-aged, snake-hipped crown slipping. :hehe:

[Sir C]

They were splendidly crunchy. Can I offer you a tip? Gluten-free flour contains all the ingredients required for the coating(s) without all the fùcking about.

Fùck knows it’s no good for anything else.

Thank you. I use rice flour and potato starch regularly for other purposes* though, so it's no problem for me.

*Not sexual.

[Burney]

I am 53 years young, i. I feel 13, I must say. Eating clean, no excessive drinking, no smoking or drugs and daily exercise has me bursting with vigour.

Define ‘excessive’.

[Sir C]

Define ‘excessive’.

More than two glasses of wine in one evening.

[Burney]

Thank you. I use rice flour and potato starch regularly for other purposes* though, so it's no problem for me.

*Not sexual.

I’d assumed the non-sexual bit, since I know your glw to be a fine figure of a woman and not the big fat type you have to roll in gluten-free flour in order to find the wet bit.

[Burney]

More than two glasses of wine in one evening.

Get fùcked you homo. :-(

[Sir C]

Get fùcked you homo. :-(

Last night I worked out I'd drunk less thyan a bottle and I was really proud of myself. :hehe:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

To wake up the next morning and find there's still some wine left in a bottle imbues a sense of pride




And astonishment

[redgunamo]

To wake up the next morning and find there's still some wine left in a bottle imbues a sense of pride




And astonishment

And a cheeky addition to the breakfast kidneys & bacon :eat: