We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?

[Sir C]

All except the anti-semites / Labour voters amongst us, naturally.

[IUFG]

All except the anti-semites / Labour voters amongst us, naturally.

She does appear to have stepped into the eye of a shítstorm and kept repetitively clean so far...

wd rr imo

[Sir C]

She does appear to have stepped into the eye of a shítstorm and kept repetitively clean so far...

wd rr imo

I wouldn't mind a look at her botty, i.

[Burney]

All except the anti-semites / Labour voters amongst us, naturally.

Yeeeees. But I'm just worried that she might be a lefty, tbh.

Talking of that sort of thing, I discovered by sheer accident that my chum's mental ex (and mother of their son) is one of Corbyn's leading anti-semitic attack dogs. People, eh?

https://jewknowblog.wordpress.com/2017/07/26/the-oddest-antisemite/

[Burney]

I wouldn't mind a look at her botty, i.

She's deffo an improvement on Carol Vorderman. Mind you, I don't know how Carol Vorderman feels about Jews.

[Sir C]

She's deffo an improvement on Carol Vorderman. Mind you, I don't know how Carol Vorderman feels about Jews.

I wouldn't mind a peek at Carol Vorderman's, either. Didn't she win Rear of the Year? A coveted title, of course.

Mind you, she has an inflated sense of her aeronautical abilities.

[Burney]

I wouldn't mind a peek at Carol Vorderman's, either. Didn't she win Rear of the Year? A coveted title, of course.

Mind you, she has an inflated sense of her aeronautical abilities.

A story used to circulate in Leeds sbout her having no gag reflex. It ended up with her having spunk dribbling out of her nose and sneezing. Completely untrue, I'm sure.

[Monty92]

A story used to circulate in Leeds sbout her having no gag reflex. It ended up with her having spunk dribbling out of her nose and sneezing. Completely untrue, I'm sure.

They should use her to make ethical human fois gras, imo.

[Burney]

They should use her to make ethical human fois gras, imo.

You want to eat Carol Vorderman's liver? :-(

Fùck me, maybe Corbyn isn't altogether wrong about you lot.

[IUFG]

I wouldn't mind a look at her botty, i.

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/secondary/Carol-Vorderman-2018-Countdown-1413210.jpg?r=1532966966300

https://alchetron.com/cdn/carol-vorderman-5c73b71c-efb3-451c-98c0-9988df5f10c-resize-750.jpeg

Has she had some 'work' done, do you think?

[Monty92]

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/secondary/Carol-Vorderman-2018-Countdown-1413210.jpg?r=1532966966300

https://alchetron.com/cdn/carol-vorderman-5c73b71c-efb3-451c-98c0-9988df5f10c-resize-750.jpeg

Has she had some 'work' done, do you think?

Yep, two from the top and one from the bottom, as far as I can tell.

[Burney]

Yep, two from the top and one from the bottom, as far as I can tell.

Played, m.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The amount of work carried out to her face is a real conundrum

Teeth
Fillers
The lot

[7sisters]

Yep, two from the top and one from the bottom, as far as I can tell.

She’s something of a modern day Judith Chalmers, minus the travel bit. A right old spunk juggler. One look at her’s enough to know she’s show cased more pricks than a Labour conference.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Judith Chalmers never used to wear any undies on Wish You Were Here...?

[Burney]

The amount of work carried out to her face is a real conundrum

Teeth
Fillers
The lot

It's all as nothing compared to Madonna's baffling decision to have her arse altered so that, when clothed, she looks like she's filled her nappy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6548273/Madonna-fans-question-singer-butt-implants.html

[Monty92]

It's all as nothing compared to Madonna's baffling decision to have her arse altered so that, when clothed, she looks like she's filled her nappy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6548273/Madonna-fans-question-singer-butt-implants.html

Baffling?

It's almost as if you haven't been keeping up with the Kardashians :rolleyes:

[Burney]

Baffling?

It's almost as if you haven't been keeping up with the Kardashians :rolleyes:

Bitches are Armenian or some shít. Of course they've got fat arses! :shrug:

[Monty92]

Bitches are Armenian or some shít. Of course they've got fat arses! :shrug:

Yes, and it's caused a global pandemic of chicks thinking that fat arses are actually desirable, and modifying their bodies accordingly.

It's all part of the feminist conspiracy to ease normal alpha males who prefer skinny bitches out of the gene pool.

[7sisters]

Yep, two from the top and one from the bottom, as far as I can tell.


Yes, and it's caused a global pandemic of chicks thinking that fat arses are actually desirable, and modifying their bodies accordingly.

It's all part of the feminist conspiracy to ease normal alpha males who prefer skinny bitches out of the gene pool.

So, what you’re saying here is that the Jessica Rabbit, exaggerated hour glass figure wasn’t playing to the baser male instincts at all ?
How strange...

[Burney]

So, what you’re saying here is that the Jessica Rabbit, exaggerated hour glass figure wasn’t playing to the baser male instincts at all ?
How strange...

You know she was a cartoon, right?

[PSRB]

All except the anti-semites / Labour voters amongst us, naturally.

I had no idea she was a 4x2 :shrug:

[7sisters]

[QUOTE=Burney;4228160]You know she was a cartoon, right?[/

Speaking of which, was there ever a better cartoon than this ?


https://youtu.be/26lvTI1Qc90

[redgunamo]

You know she was a cartoon, right?

And a rabbit too.

Actually, was she really a rabbit :sherlock:

[Burney]

I had no idea she was a 4x2 :shrug:

They're everywhere, y'see, psrb. Some of them look normal and inveigle (in-bagel?) their way into our good books, but all the while they're serving their zionist masters.
The sneaky, apparently normal ones are the worst imo. At least with a Monty or an Alan Yentob, you know what you're getting.

[Burney]

And a rabbit too.

Actually, was she really a rabbit :sherlock:

I think you're getting her mixed up with the Cadbury's Caramel rabbit, who was sexier* and a rabbit.


*Well, she was right up until I discovered she was actually Miriam Margolyes, which spoiled it.

[Monty92]

So, what you’re saying here is that the Jessica Rabbit, exaggerated hour glass figure wasn’t playing to the baser male instincts at all ?
How strange...

Correct.

Men who claim to like "hour glass figures" are as delusional as men who claim to be women.

[redgunamo]

*Well, she was right up until I discovered she was actually Miriam Margolyes, which spoiled it.

Yes, one can see how it might. As Wiki puts it, "With her distinctive voice, Margolyes first gained recognition for her work as a voice artist. In the 1970s she recorded a soft-porn audio called Sexy Sonia: Leaves from my Schoolgirl Notebook."

:-|

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Hour-glass figures = fat arses
So no thanks

[redgunamo]

Correct.

Men who claim to like "hour glass figures" are as delusional as men who claim to be women.

Have you ever considered a career in the rag trade? Or Hollywood?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Miriam Margolyes is the archetypal "Sounds fit on the phone" woman who turns out to be a frightful old non-looker in the flesh

(See also BBC Sports presenter Resmin thingy )

[Burney]

Yes, one can see how it might. As Wiki puts it, "With her distinctive voice, Margolyes first gained recognition for her work as a voice artist. In the 1970s she recorded a soft-porn audio called Sexy Sonia: Leaves from my Schoolgirl Notebook."

:-|

Ewww. That's horrific. Imagine knocking one out to Miriam Margolyes. :-(

[Burney]

Miriam Margolyes is the archetypal "Sounds fit on the phone" woman who turns out to be a frightful old non-looker in the flesh

(See also BBC Sports presenter Resmin thingy )

Even though I don't really believe in lesbians, I'm quite happy for Miriam Margolyes to be one.

[Burney]

Miriam Margolyes is the archetypal "Sounds fit on the phone" woman who turns out to be a frightful old non-looker in the flesh

(See also BBC Sports presenter Resmin thingy )

I've looked up this Reshmin individual and think she's alright but for an absolutely monumental hooter that looks like she's wearing it for a bet. Still probably would, though.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

:hehe:
She can run off with Mrs Bucket and remain happily ever after

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "I've looked up this Reshmin individual and think she's alright but for an absolutely monumental hooter that looks like she's wearing it for a bet. Still probably would, though."

She's kind of an attractive plainer (if that makes sense) with a voice much too sexy for her face
One other slight deterrent is that she's a passionate Spurs fan
No problems with the rest of her so I probably would too

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I see what you mean about the hooter
Let's hope she DOES have a gag reflex

[eastgermanautos]

Yeeeees. But I'm just worried that she might be a lefty, tbh.

Talking of that sort of thing, I discovered by sheer accident that my chum's mental ex (and mother of their son) is one of Corbyn's leading anti-semitic attack dogs. People, eh?

https://jewknowblog.wordpress.com/2017/07/26/the-oddest-antisemite/

How in God's name did you get sent to this sh!thole site? Not the sort of thing you should be admitting, even to us.