I watched The Railway Children once again yesterday and it wasn't for my love of

[barrybueno]

steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious :love:

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious :love:

She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the House

*peedo

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[IUFG]

She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the House

*peedo

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Sally Thomsett is older than Jenny Agutter. FACT! :nod:

[barrybueno]

She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the House

*peedo

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What amazes me about that is although she looked about 10 in the film she was actually 20! Unreal tbh.

See, you're not a ***** at all*


*Although if you didn't know her real age...

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

What amazes me about that is although she looked about 10 in the film she was actually 20! Unreal tbh.

See, you're not a ***** at all*


*Although if you didn't know her real age...


"I didn't know her age and she looked about 10, your honour"

[Viva Prat Vegas]

She had to have tight strapping wrapped across her chest to maintain the pre-pubescent look

[Burney]

What amazes me about that is although she looked about 10 in the film she was actually 20! Unreal tbh.

See, you're not a ***** at all*


*Although if you didn't know her real age...

This is an interesting paradox. A man who knocks one out to an image of a girl he genuinely thinks is over the age of consent but isn't is still a nonce - at least in the eyes of the law. However, if a man knocks one out to Jenny Agutter in the Railway Children in the belief she is underage when she isn't, he has committed no offence.

And yet the second has committed a deliberate and conscious act of noncery, while the first has not.

Proof, if it were needed, that morality and the law are two quite separate things.

[Burney]

She had to have tight strapping wrapped across her chest to maintain the pre-pubescent look

You filthy beast.

[Sir C]

steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious :love:

I can't be doing with chicks in olde worlde films b. They didn't wash their fannies, you know.

Not for me, Clive.

[Burney]

I can't be doing with chicks in olde worlde films b. They didn't wash their fannies, you know.

Not for me, Clive.

Fannies are self-cleaning. FACT.

[Sir C]

Fannies are self-cleaning. FACT.

Well I've encountered wons which were clearly broke :-(

[Burney]

Well I've encountered wons which were clearly broke :-(

Oh, some may be more..well...pungent than others, but that doesn't denote dirtiness. It can be diet or various other factors.

[Sir C]

Oh, some may be more..well...pungent than others, but that doesn't denote dirtiness. It can be diet or various other factors.

"Pungent".

:-(

[Burney]

"Pungent".

:-(

Would 'aromatic' be more to sir's liking?

[Sir C]

Would 'aromatic' be more to sir's liking?

The word you seek, for let us beat not about this particular bush, is malodourous.

[Burney]

The word you seek, for let us beat not about this particular bush, is malodourous.

But surely re degustibus non est disputandem? Surely one's man's toothsome meat is another man's malodorous poison? You, for instance, are a delicate, refined - even foppish - type who will cry 'Faugh!' and deploy his nosegay at the first hint of hair on a pudendum. Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.

[Sir C]

But surely re degustibus non est disputandem? Surely one's man's toothsome meat is another man's malodorous poison? You, for instance, are a delicate, refined - even foppish - type who will cry 'Faugh!' and deploy his nosegay at the first hint of hair on a pudendum. Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.

:hehe: Oh that's rather good, b. Really rather good.

[Burney]

:hehe: Oh that's rather good, b. Really rather good.

It is, isn't it? I'd love to claim it as my own, but honour forbids me. Kerry Godliman used it in an after-dinner set we hired her for. The audience of roofers looked somewhat discomfited, but I laughed uproariously.

Ever since I heard it, I've been looking for a chance to use it.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.

Precisely so and whilst no man cares for the emetic reek of poor fanny hygiene, the quintessential 'scent' of a woman exuded by her fanny has been designed by mother nature to inflame a man's ardour.

Or perhaps your ardour is only aroused by the smell of the cock c?

[Burney]

Precisely so and whilst no man cares for the emetic reek of poor fanny hygiene, the quintessential 'scent' of a woman exuded by her fanny has been designed by mother nature to inflame a man's ardour.

Or perhaps your ardour is only aroused by the smell of the cock c?

The thing I don't understand is that c is aroused by the smell of cumin, which is reminiscent of nothing so much as lady parts.

[Sir C]

The thing I don't understand is that c is aroused by the smell of cumin, which is reminiscent of nothing so much as lady parts.

Cumin, you say?

Back in 5.

[IUFG]

The thing I don't understand is that c is aroused by the smell of cumin, which is reminiscent of nothing so much as lady parts.

3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid innit

[Burney]

3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid innit

What? Milm or cumin?

[IUFG]

What? Milm or cumin?

Milm - Cumin v, v, similar istr

[Sir C]

What? Milm or cumin?

Milm? MILM?

[Burney]

Milm? MILM?

Yes, milm. It was what an old cockney aquaintance of mine used to call it.

[Sir C]

Yes, milm. It was what an old cockney aquaintance of mine used to call it.

Milm. It sounds grotesque. :-(

[IUFG]

Milm. It sounds grotesque. :-(

one reason never to be a member of the Institute of Leadership and Management

[Burney]

Milm. It sounds grotesque. :-(

I thought it was rather good. We used to work in an office opposite a convent school in Mayfield, West Sussex. One day, they had some sort of flooding issue and this chap opined salaciously that it was due to 'All the milm' caused by all the masturbating girls seeping out and flooding the place.

He was a very dirty man.

[Burney]

one reason never to be a member of the Institute of Leadership and Management

I often get press releases from the Chartered Institute of Logistics and Technology and always have to do a doubletake.

[IUFG]

I often get press releases from the Chartered Institute of Logistics and Technology and always have to do a doubletake.

that sort of thing always reminds me of ...
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