Anywon else back at work today?

[Tony C]

:wave:

First order of business - book holiday time for Cheltenham and Ascot :thumbup:

[IUFG]

:wave:

First order of business - book holiday time for Cheltenham and Ascot :thumbup:

:wave: that's another Christmas out of the way...

[Sir C]

:wave:

First order of business - book holiday time for Cheltenham and Ascot :thumbup:

Two hours in and I'm done with it. Can't be arsed.

Doesn't bode well for the rest of the year, really.

[Rich]

Two hours in and I'm done with it. Can't be arsed.

Doesn't bode well for the rest of the year, really.

Should a gentleman of your vintage not be considering retirement?

[Burney]

Two hours in and I'm done with it. Can't be arsed.

Doesn't bode well for the rest of the year, really.

I've spent the last two hours sorting out someone who broke their wrist ice skating on the 20th December and now seems to think that means she can spend the next six weeks sitting on her arse. :baghead:

[Pat Vegas]

Two hours in and I'm done with it. Can't be arsed.

Doesn't bode well for the rest of the year, really.

Indeed.
I also really do not wish to hear about other people's boring Christmas stories.

I may become more cheerful in March.

[Sir C]

Indeed.
I also really do not wish to hear about other people's boring Christmas stories.

I may become more cheerful in March.

I developed a throat infection on 27th and spent until yesterday shivering under two duvets.

A splendid christmas break indeed.

[Sir C]

I've spent the last two hours sorting out someone who broke their wrist ice skating on the 20th December and now seems to think that means she can spend the next six weeks sitting on her arse. :baghead:

What doies she usually do then? Is she a manual labourer?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

:wave:

First order of business - book holiday time for Cheltenham and Ascot :thumbup:

Yeah...internet browsing all day

[Rich]

I've spent the last two hours sorting out someone who broke their wrist ice skating on the 20th December and now seems to think that means she can spend the next six weeks sitting on her arse. :baghead:

Isn't this exactly what the headwand was invented for?

[Burney]

What doies she usually do then? Is she a manual labourer?

An associate editor. It means she can't drive and at worst, she'll have to type one-handed. :shrug:

[Burney]

Isn't this exactly what the headwand was invented for?

I may suggest that, r. Needless to say, one of your colleagues is happy to sign her off for eternity. :rolleyes:

[Pat Vegas]

I developed a throat infection on 27th and spent until yesterday shivering under two duvets.

A splendid christmas break indeed.

:-(
I was sick too.

and worked all the other days. I think I will **** it off next year.

I might actually f the whole of this year off too.

[Pat Vegas]

An associate editor. It means she can't drive and at worst, she'll have to type one-handed. :shrug:

she must be very **** at ice skating to break her wrist.

[Sir C]

:-(
I was sick too.

and worked all the other days. I think I will **** it off next year.

I might actually f the whole of this year off too.

You can't defenstrate an entire year. It's physically impossible. Whatever you do, the year will happen, and it will happen with you in it, unless you remove yourself from it. :-( That's not what you're thinking, is it?

I'd suggest you call the Samaritans but Ian Harvey might answer :-(

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I may suggest that, r. Needless to say, one of your colleagues is happy to sign her off for eternity. :rolleyes:

I expect the source of your chagrin is that you may have to actually do some work now b?

[Burney]

she must be very **** at ice skating to break her wrist.

Ice skating is a bit of a spastic thing for grown adults with other responsibilities to do if you ask me, f. Basically asking to get injured.

[Burney]

I expect the source of your chagrin is that you may have to actually do some work now b?

Exactly, h. Here I was looking forward to a nice day sitting around scratching myself and here I am having to write letters and talk to HR people (and we all know what cùnts they are, right?). Very frustrating.

In my exalted position I obviously won't have to be doing any of her actual work, but I will have to shuffle the deck a bit and lumber some other poor sods with it. And frankly, that's enough of a pain in the hole.

[Burney]

You can't defenstrate an entire year. It's physically impossible. Whatever you do, the year will happen, and it will happen with you in it, unless you remove yourself from it. :-( That's not what you're thinking, is it?

I'd suggest you call the Samaritans but Ian Harvey might answer :-(

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh. :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

Ice skating is a bit of a spastic thing for grown adults with other responsibilities to do if you ask me, f. Basically asking to get injured.

They want to go at work :-( they ask me if I can skate even though they know I played Ice Hockey for years :shrug:

However I find public skating sessions rather boring.

[Sir C]

The idea of Ian as a Samaritan never fails to make me laugh. :hehe:

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

[Burney]

"I never have suicidal feelings you know because I have nothing to feel guilty about. I suppose you've voted Tory, haven't you? :sniff:"

:hehe: You'd at least end up wanting to take him with you, wouldn't you?

[Burney]

They want to go at work :-( they ask me if I can skate even though they know I played Ice Hockey for years :shrug:

However I find public skating sessions rather boring.

Oh, it's different if you're an expert. But people who do it once every few years and then seem surprised to discover that ice is a/ slippery and b/ quite hard get zero sympathy from me.

I once went to a Christmas press lunch at Somerset House where ice skating was a pre-lunch activity. Knowing I was shít at it and hadn't done it for about 15 years, I sat it out, preferring to get an early start on the drink. Gratifyingly, one of my press colleagues fell on his arse and cracked his coccyx. I had to work very hard not laugh.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

but I will have to shuffle the deck a bit and lumber some other poor sods with it. And frankly, that's enough of a pain in the hole.

Well then I suggest you simply delegate the delegating.

HR people? **** di tutti ****i

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

:hehe: You'd at least end up wanting to take him with you, wouldn't you?

And the sanctimonious, supercilious ginger cnut would start lecturing you about how selfish and unsocialist you were being.

[Burney]

And the sanctimonious, supercilious ginger cnut would start lecturing you about how selfish and unsocialist you were being.

As I say, the only way I can ever see a conversation with Ian making one less inclined to selbstmord would be by transforming one's suicidal feelings into homicidal ones.

[IUFG]

Well then I suggest you simply delegate the delegating.

HR people? **** di tutti ****i

IAHYK

you pair of cnuts :vsign:

[Burney]

IAHYK

you pair of cnuts :vsign:

:hehe: I was hoping you might be, i. Happy New Year!

[WES]

IAHYK

you pair of cnuts :vsign:

Fired anyone yet this year, IUFG? You've had about 4 hours or so...

;-)

[IUFG]

:hehe: I was hoping you might be, i. Happy New Year!

You too, you miserable twát ;-)

[IUFG]

Fired anyone yet this year, IUFG? You've had about 4 hours or so...

;-)

People fire themselves, W. You knows this.

We merely make sure due process is followed.









Body count for 2019 = 1

[barrybueno]

:wave:

First order of business - book holiday time for Cheltenham and Ascot :thumbup:

Yup, walked straight back in to an email from an unhappy customer regarding a job we delivered just before xmas. Looks like a reprint and money lost.

Seems like 2019 is gonna be a **** of a year, then again I can't remember the last one that wasn't :-(

Happy New Year y'all :wave: