I keep seeing stories about these militant vegans. Somebody needs to

[Billy Goat Sverige]

**** them up.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

**** them up.

Did you see them saying we shouldn't use non-vegan expressions like letting the cat out of the bag or bringing home the bacon?

If they start doing that Corbynistas will demand that we drop every term that's come from the military, like taken down a peg or two or cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey, or cutting it too fine.

And what of going doolally? That's both military, imperialist and mocking mental health.