Monty? have you seen Ozil lately? You said you saw him speeding off

[Pat Vegas]

and he's nowhere to be seen since :sherlock:

[Monty92]

and he's nowhere to be seen since :sherlock:

His living room lights are usually on when I drive past at around 6pm.

I'm going to get arrested soon, aren't I :-(

[Sir C]

His living room lights are usually on when I drive past at around 6pm.

I'm going to get arrested soon, aren't I :-(

According to some bloke on twitter, he's addicted to a computer game called Fortnight and it's hurt his back.

[SWv2]

According to some bloke on twitter, he's addicted to a computer game called Fortnight and it's hurt his back.

Fortnite.

It is what all the kids play Grandad.

[Luis Anaconda]

Fortnite.

It is what all the kids play Grandad.

My 12-year-old nephew was playing that all weekend - couldn't get him off the computer. So I ate all his food