Things that are not fun #542526

[Pat Vegas]

when you have to dash to take a dump.

Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.

[PSRB]

when you have to dash to take a dump.

Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.

Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers

[Luis Anaconda]

Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers
That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around

[Pat Vegas]

Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers

Sounds like something one of our players would have done last night.

[PSRB]

That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around

Twice yesterday walking to work :furious:

[IUFG]

That happened to me about twice in London at the weekend. Between that and walking down Highgate Hill which wet leaves had rendered as slippery as an ice rink it was a challenge to walk around

be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?

[Luis Anaconda]

be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?

Oddly not (very - a drink had been taken)

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Stepping on a loose piece of pavement and having the entire contents of Lake Windermere shoot out at high velocity all over your leg and trainers

Going down on Berni's mum only to find she hasn't cleaned up since Sir C's last visit

[SWv2]

be honest, you were píssed, weren't you?

I am sat here wondering if he actually means it was a "challenge" to walk around some wet leaves.

I admire laziness in any man but this is a new level.

[Rich]

when you have to dash to take a dump.

Only to find you are not able to do one and it's just a bunch of farts.

Having to pick shards of glass out of someone's fungus-ridden feet with tweezers :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

I am sat here wondering if he actually means it was a "challenge" to walk around some wet leaves.

I admire laziness in any man but this is a new level.
Well to walk around them meant stepping into a busy road - I was in a rush to catch the second half

[IUFG]

Having to pick shards of glass out of someone's fungus-ridden feet with tweezers :-(

meh. It could be worse. You could be a dentist.

what a grotty fúcking job that must be...