Hang on, one of the Rotherham white kafir slàgs is claiming

[Monty92]

that the Nothing To Do With Islam fella who raped and impregnated her is, according to UK law, entitled to access to her child.

This is surely, surely, surely not correct?

[Pokster]

that the Nothing To Do With Islam fella who raped and impregnated her is, according to UK law, entitled to access to her child.

This is surely, surely, surely not correct?

Well according to the law as it stands she is correct... the law is an ass and i'm sure it will be changed

[Monty92]

Well according to the law as it stands she is correct... the law is an ass and i'm sure it will be changed

And according to Islam, access to her ass is the law

[Pokster]

And according to Islam, access to her ass is the law

Is it, really? Or are you making it up

[Sir C]

Is it, really? Or are you making it up

It's a good point, actually. What does the Koran have to say about buttstuff?

I don't fancy googling it in case I end up getting jihade(a)d.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It's a good point, actually. What does the Koran have to say about buttstuff?

I don't fancy googling it in case I end up getting jihade(a)d.

accessed your mums butt :tapin:

[Sir C]

accessed your mums butt :tapin:

Yes yes yes, but are muslim men allowed free access to their woman's cornhole, that's what we need to know. Can you pop down your local mosque and ask?

[IUFG]

Yes yes yes, but are muslim men allowed free access to their woman's cornhole, that's what we need to know. Can you pop down your local mosque and ask?

I'm not sure about backdoor shenanigans but they are definitely against unnecessary unmentionables when she is up on blocks

[Sir C]

I'm not sure about backdoor shenanigans but they are definitely against unnecessary unmentionables when she is up on blocks

That's some useful background information i, thank you.

It hasn't really answered the fúcking question in any way of course, but there you go.

[IUFG]

That's some useful background information i, thank you.

It hasn't really answered the fúcking question in any way of course, but there you go.

I do believe the Muslamics use their good book to argue both ways about using Borneville Boulevard for recreation.

Since they are banned from the front once a month some argue this gives a green light to the back. Others offer that there is an outright ban on any form of bodily penetration during rag week.

[Sir C]

I do believe the Muslamics use their good book to argue both ways about using Borneville Boulevard for recreation.

Since they are banned from the front once a month some argue this gives a green light to the back. Others offer that there is an outright ban on any form of bodily penetration during rag week.

It's this sort of uncertainty and difference in interpretation whhich caused 9/11. Just think, if only the prophet (pbuh) had been more specific about access to the Marmite motorway, Osama Bin Laden wouldn't have got so damnably angry and we'd all be able to take a bottle of water through airport security.

[PSRB]

I'm not sure about backdoor shenanigans but they are definitely against unnecessary unmentionables when she is up on blocks

I thought that was a Jewish thing, they won't even sit next top their lady on transport. A frequent cause of agro on flights for the glw to contend with

[Sir C]

I thought that was a Jewish thing, they won't even sit next top their lady on transport. A frequent cause of agro on flights for the glw to contend with

More importantly, have you ever enjoyed backdoor shenanigans with a Muslim man p?

[PSRB]

More importantly, have you ever enjoyed backdoor shenanigans with a Muslim man p?

Nope, nor a Muslim woman.......I think

[Burney]

It's this sort of uncertainty and difference in interpretation whhich caused 9/11. Just think, if only the prophet (pbuh) had been more specific about access to the Marmite motorway, Osama Bin Laden wouldn't have got so damnably angry and we'd all be able to take a bottle of water through airport security.

The hadiths are generally anti.

"Allah is not shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus."—Narrated by Ahmad, 5/213[7]
"On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had intercourse with his wife in her anus"—Narrated by Ibn Abi Shayba, 3/529; narrated and classed as sahih by Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 1165[8]
"[Make love to your wife] from the front or the back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation" — Reported by Ahmad and Sunan al-Tirmidhi[9]
"He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed"—Narrated by Abu Hurairah, Book of Marriage, Sunan Abu Dawood 2157[10]

[Sir C]

The hadiths are generally anti.

"Allah is not shy to tell you the truth: do not have intercourse with your wives in the anus."—Narrated by Ahmad, 5/213[7]
"On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had intercourse with his wife in her anus"—Narrated by Ibn Abi Shayba, 3/529; narrated and classed as sahih by Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 1165[8]
"[Make love to your wife] from the front or the back, but avoid the anus and intercourse during menstruation" — Reported by Ahmad and Sunan al-Tirmidhi[9]
"He who has intercourse with his wife through her anus is accursed"—Narrated by Abu Hurairah, Book of Marriage, Sunan Abu Dawood 2157[10]

You really have been studying hard. wd b.

[Burney]

You really have been studying hard. wd b.

It does sort of strike one that, for a holy man, the prophet Mo sure did spend a lot of time thinking about anal. :rubchin:

[IUFG]

It does sort of strike one that, for a holy man, the prophet Mo sure did spend a lot of time thinking about anal. :rubchin:

but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?

[Sir C]

but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?

He's the only one of us who didn't, then. I rarely think of anything else.

[IUFG]

He's the only one of us who didn't, then. I rarely think of anything else.

Leave it out, sc. It'd be like playing snooker with a piece of rope.

[Burney]

but only about anal with wives.

he (pbuh) didn't give too much thought about anal (or otherwise) with some young council estate slapper from South Yorkshire, did he?

Oh, no. You can do what you want with Kuffar captive women/sex slaves - be they Yazidi or from Rotherham. That is specifically stated by Mohammed himself. It’s not even a Hadith.

Clearly his adherents follow his teachings carefully. Because they’re savages.

[Sir C]

Leave it out, sc. It'd be like playing snooker with a piece of rope.

Yes, but I can dream, can't I?

Picture the scene. Mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. A flat on the 17th floor of Mandela Towers. The TV gives off a romantic, flickering light as Jeremy Kyle does his thing. The air is thick with the smell of the cat's littter tray and the cries of little Chardonnay in her cot. The object of your desire gestures coquettishly at her groin. "Ah'm on't blob so yer'll 'ave to do me in't arse."

:cloud9:

[IUFG]

Yes, but I can dream, can't I?

Picture the scene. Mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. A flat on the 17th floor of Mandela Towers. The TV gives off a romantic, flickering light as Jeremy Kyle does his thing. The air is thick with the smell of the cat's littter tray and the cries of little Chardonnay in her cot. The object of your desire gestures coquettishly at her groin. "Ah'm on't blob so yer'll 'ave to do me in't arse."

:cloud9:

Afternoon? Jeremy Kyle?

Is it on catch up or recorded?

[Burney]

Afternoon? Jeremy Kyle?

Is it on catch up or recorded?

Best thing is, if he’s analysing her from behind, they can both watch it. :thumbup:

[Sir C]

Afternoon? Jeremy Kyle?

Is it on catch up or recorded?

:-( Have I boobed, i?

[Burney]

:-( Have I boobed, i?

I’m worried that i knows when it airs. I thought he was employed.

[Sir C]

Best thing is, if he’s analysing her from behind, they can both watch it. :thumbup:

Imagine the state of her hampsteads, b. I'm definitely doing it in the backscuttle.

[IUFG]

:-( Have I boobed, i?

Details, sc, details...

[IUFG]

I’m worried that i knows when it airs. I thought he was employed.

Come now, b.
Shirely you've *ahem* worked from home and give it a quick watch? :chavporn: