Think Mesut might have been running late for training this morning

[Monty92]

judging by the speed he drove down my road at 9am.

It's a 20 zone too. Naughty.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

judging by the speed he drove down my road at 9am.

It's a 20 zone too. Naughty.

. . . . . . . .

[Sir C]

judging by the speed he drove down my road at 9am.

It's a 20 zone too. Naughty.

I rather thought he'd retired, to be honest.

[Burney]

judging by the speed he drove down my road at 9am.

It's a 20 zone too. Naughty.

'Must have been nice seeing him get above walking pace' etc, etc.

[Monty92]

'Must have been nice seeing him get above walking pace' etc, etc.

Oh, so now we're all gonna slavishly go along with the idea that Ozil is a shít****, just because the dago fraud has managed to not lose against the likes of Brentford and FC Wànkinabag for a few games and told us he is? :rolleyes:

[Burney]

Oh, so now we're all gonna slavishly go along with the idea that Ozil is a shít****, just because the dago fraud has managed to not lose against the likes of Brentford and FC Wànkinabag for a few games and told us he is? :rolleyes:

:nod: Absolutely. The lazy, bog-eyed Turk has no place in the glorious new Reich.

[Sir C]

judging by the speed he drove down my road at 9am.

It's a 20 zone too. Naughty.

What car is he driving, byt he way? It's not some sort of noncey electric muck, is it? I demand the googly-eyed stroller drives a V12.

[Burney]

What car is he driving, byt he way? It's not some sort of noncey electric muck, is it? I demand the googly-eyed stroller drives a V12.

For some reason, I imagine the exopthalmic Captain Kirk favouring some sort of Mercedes.

[Sir C]

For some reason, I imagine the exopthalmic Captain Kirk favouring some sort of Mercedes.

Something vulgar, one imagines. One of those AMG jobs.

600 bhp and an automatic gearbox :hehe:

[Monty92]

What car is he driving, byt he way? It's not some sort of noncey electric muck, is it? I demand the googly-eyed stroller drives a V12.

He's got four in his drive, maybe more in the garage.

All customised and with German plates. I know that one's a Mercedes G-Class SUV, one's a Porsche, think he's got a Ferrari too, not sure I'm **** with cars.

This morning he was in an Audi I think.

[Sir C]

He's got four in his drive, maybe more in the garage.

All customised and with German plates. I know that one's a Mercedes G-Class SUV, one's a Porsche, think he's got a Ferrari too, not sure I'm **** with cars.

This morning he was in an Audi I think.

What sort of Audi, for Christ's sake? An R8, was it?

[Monty92]

What sort of Audi, for Christ's sake? An R8, was it?

I don't know! I drive a Ford Focus Estate, man. Leave me alone :-(

This might help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUQGu2XBXEE

[Burney]

He's got four in his drive, maybe more in the garage.

All customised and with German plates. I know that one's a Mercedes G-Class SUV, one's a Porsche, think he's got a Ferrari too, not sure I'm **** with cars.

This morning he was in an Audi I think.

Never mind his cars, does he have a live-in woman yet?

[Monty92]

Never mind his cars, does he have a live-in woman yet?

How am I supposed to know? You talk as if we're neighbours when everyone knows he lives in Highgate and I live in Hampstead :shrug:

[Sir C]

I don't know! I drive a Ford Focus Estate, man. Leave me alone :-(

This might help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUQGu2XBXEE

My word, one of those houses. Like... a Bishop's Avenue house. All the money in the world and he chooses to buy a sort of reproduction house.

I is disappoint.

[Burney]

How am I supposed to know? You talk as if we're neighbours when everyone knows he lives in Highgate and I live in Hampstead :shrug:

Because you're constantly stalking him, obviously. :shrug:

To be honest, I assume he's still indulging his cultural preferences for goat-bothering and pederasty. After all, you can take the boy out of Turkey, but you can't take a Turk out of boys.

[Pat Vegas]

judging by the speed he drove down my road at 9am.

It's a 20 zone too. Naughty.

Does anybody actually drive at the 20 limit? I find it quite impossible, my car doesn't like it.

[Monty92]

Does anybody actually drive at the 20 limit? I find it quite impossible, my car doesn't like it.

Twenty is ridiculous. I regularly hit 50 on my road and I've not killed anyone so far :shrug:

To be fair, there is a nursery on it, but it's a Montessori, so any kid that goes there deserves to be mowed down.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "My word, one of those houses. Like... a Bishop's Avenue house. All the money in the world and he chooses to buy a sort of reproduction house."

:nod:
It's just a nondescript pile of bricks
The only stylish aspect is that great big tree growing on the back lawn

[Monty92]

Sir C "My word, one of those houses. Like... a Bishop's Avenue house. All the money in the world and he chooses to buy a sort of reproduction house."

:nod:
It's just a nondescript pile of bricks
The only stylish aspect is that great big tree growing on the back lawn

Oh no that's fine, you just totally denigrate my neighbourhood as characterless. No really, not offended at all.

[Sir C]

Sir C "My word, one of those houses. Like... a Bishop's Avenue house. All the money in the world and he chooses to buy a sort of reproduction house."

:nod:
It's just a nondescript pile of bricks
The only stylish aspect is that great big tree growing on the back lawn

Just consider. With such a budget one could buy a Georgian rectory, and Elizabethan manor house or a Queen Anne townhouse. Why would one purchase the home of a minor Arab royal or jewish cab driver?

[Monty92]

Just consider. With such a budget one could buy a Georgian rectory, and Elizabethan manor house or a Queen Anne townhouse. Why would one purchase the home of a minor Arab royal or jewish cab driver?

Do Jewish cab drivers typically live in £10 million houses?

[Sir C]

Do Jewish cab drivers typically live in £10 million houses?

:nod: Have you been in a black cab recently?

Anyway, they've all got a sideline in usury, haven't they?