My oldest friend became engaged to his woman in 2013. Last year we received an invite

[Burney]

(well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021. :hehe:
This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

It’s never, ever happening, is it? :hehe:

[eastgermanautos]

(well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021. :hehe:
This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

It’s never, ever happening, is it? :hehe:

I could never understand having a vasectomy. Why not rather have a troop of unacknowledged basterds roaming the streets? That would be my preference.

[Sir C]

(well, a save the date) to their marriage in July 2019.
This morning I received a card saying it was postponed until 2021. :hehe:
This is the same man who had a vasectomy on a 9-month work secondment to Sydney and has still never told her.

It’s never, ever happening, is it? :hehe:

Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?

[Monty92]

Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?

Burney's dad spaffed over Burney's friend's fiancée's face?

[Sir C]

Burney's dad spaffed over Burney's friend's fiancée's face?

No, he merely thrust his scrotum into her face whilst reciting Yeats.

It was a quite remarkable sight.

[IUFG]

No, he merely thrust his scrotum into her face whilst reciting Yeats.

It was a quite remarkable sight.

https://media.giphy.com/media/YI0HM7ix6pFbW/200.gif

[Burney]

Is that himself and herself? She who was the facial recipient of your Da's balls?

That’s the chap. To be fair, by that stage, even my da’s balls would’ve been more use to her than her betrothed’s.

[Sir C]

That’s the chap. To be fair, by that stage, even my da’s balls would’ve been more use to her than her betrothed’s.

Hmm. Does he have commitment issues?

[Burney]

Hmm. Does he have commitment issues?

Do you know, I think he might.

[Sir C]

Do you know, I think he might.

She should remove access to sexual areas imo.

[7sisters]

Hmm. Does he have commitment issues?

I thought you were speaking about Jorge. He seems to have dodged that bullet for years..

[Sir C]

I thought you were speaking about Jorge. He seems to have dodged that bullet for years..

Avoided being committed, you say? Sadly, menaical leftism is no cause for sectioning these days.

Odd, but there you are.