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Peter
11-21-2018, 03:55 PM
Before he interviewed my partner he spoke to me outside and said he didn't want it to get this far, the interview is a joke but because the neighbours are Brazilian ANY complaint by them counts as a hate crime, regardless of the context of the accusation. He then rolls his eyes to the heavens and says I wish I could say more but even I am not allowed to.....

THe accusation was 'police believe me not you foreigns, I kill you all, make you dead'..... no witnesses, including the person who made the allegation who admitted she didnt hear it.

Six month investigation...... on the taxpayer.

Modern Britain

Sir C
11-21-2018, 03:59 PM
Before he interviewed my partner he spoke to me outside and said he didn't want it to get this far, the interview is a joke but because the neighbours are Brazilian ANY complaint by them counts as a hate crime, regardless of the context of the accusation. He then rolls his eyes to the heavens and says I wish I could say more but even I am not allowed to.....

THe accusation was 'police believe me not you foreigns, I kill you all, make you dead'..... no witnesses, including the person who made the allegation who admitted she didnt hear it.

Six month investigation...... on the taxpayer.

Modern Britain

Yes yes, fair enough, but you haven't told us why you've been so beastly to the Brazilian.

Burney
11-21-2018, 04:01 PM
Yes yes, fair enough, but you haven't told us why you've been so beastly to the Brazilian.

It's all a misunderstanding, I imagine. p probably doesn't speak Portuguese with my panache, you see?

Burney
11-21-2018, 04:02 PM
Before he interviewed my partner he spoke to me outside and said he didn't want it to get this far, the interview is a joke but because the neighbours are Brazilian ANY complaint by them counts as a hate crime, regardless of the context of the accusation. He then rolls his eyes to the heavens and says I wish I could say more but even I am not allowed to.....

THe accusation was 'police believe me not you foreigns, I kill you all, make you dead'..... no witnesses, including the person who made the allegation who admitted she didnt hear it.

Six month investigation...... on the taxpayer.

Modern Britain

Do you accept yet that you and your ilk did this, though? I demand a mea culpa.

Sir C
11-21-2018, 04:04 PM
It's all a misunderstanding, I imagine. p probably doesn't speak Portuguese with my panache, you see?

I'm beginning to think that there's a module at Leftyschool about hating stuff. Perhaps you have to choose a speciality. They all hate 'evil Tories', of course, but some hate jews and some hate Brazilioids.

Peter
11-21-2018, 04:05 PM
Yes yes, fair enough, but you haven't told us why you've been so beastly to the Brazilian.

They put their Christmas lights up in October. Isnt that enough?

Sir C
11-21-2018, 04:06 PM
They put their Christmas lights up in October. Isnt that enough?

Christ yes. I'm surprised you didn't firebomb their flat.

Viva Prat Vegas
11-21-2018, 04:09 PM
Now that he smells in stereo, the Met should have brought Sir C in as their independent adjudicator
He has a nose for Brazillians

Peter
11-21-2018, 04:11 PM
Do you accept yet that you and your ilk did this, though? I demand a mea culpa.

Yes and no. I don't have a huge problem with the law itself- it is supposed to be used as an aggravating factor in an established crime. It is being used as a crime in itself, which is completely wrong.

British policing has always relied on the common sense of the copper. Your decent copper doesn't nick you for an eighth of hash or for swearing in the street whilst very drunk. He tells you to piss off home, son.

This is where the problem is. The coppers are given targets and at present it is to nail as many hate crimes as they can. You even chief constables openly saying they can't do the job the public wants because they are tied up responding to nuisance hate crime accusations.

Viva Prat Vegas
11-21-2018, 04:12 PM
Sir C "I'm surprised you didn't firebomb their flat."

Give it time

Peter
11-21-2018, 04:15 PM
I'm beginning to think that there's a module at Leftyschool about hating stuff. Perhaps you have to choose a speciality. They all hate 'evil Tories', of course, but some hate jews and some hate Brazilioids.

This is where it gets rather confused.she was asked if she disliked foreign people and immigrants. She replied that she is half Irish, half Jewish and her family came here from the Ukraine and cork after the war. She added that the reporting and officious policing of ridiculous nonsense like this resembled the Stalinist society that her grandparents escaped from.

Poor old coppper got a bit lost at this point....:)

Viva Prat Vegas
11-21-2018, 04:15 PM
I gather a leading figure recently proclaimed the force should steer away from investigating hate crime bollo and concentrate more on burglaries
Much too sensible to be in such a lofty position

Viva Prat Vegas
11-21-2018, 04:16 PM
Peter, I can now see you inviting this copper pal of yours over for Christmas dinner

Burney
11-21-2018, 04:22 PM
They put their Christmas lights up in October. Isnt that enough?

Maybe Christmas is at a different time for Brazillers?

Burney
11-21-2018, 04:24 PM
Peter, I can now see you inviting this copper pal of yours over for Christmas dinner

:nod: They can bond over how much they hate wogs.

Viva Prat Vegas
11-21-2018, 04:27 PM
And when they've overdone the wine, sherry and cognac they can creep round to the neighbours and properly do them in
Merry Christmas

Peter
11-21-2018, 04:30 PM
:nod: They can bond over how much they hate wogs.

He told me I was the only person in this stupid affair who could be proud of their behaviour, including himself.....

As you know, I like everybody.