Well here's a Christmas píss-up at which my attendance has suddenly become doubtful.

[Burney]

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

What is wrong with these people? :-(

[Pokster]

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

What is wrong with these people? :-(

Just reply with "your mum"

[Burney]

Just reply with "your mum"

:hehe: That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.

[Pokster]

:hehe: That did actually make me laugh quite a lot.

I have my odd moment

[Luis Anaconda]

I have my odd moment

You have quite a lot of odd moments

[Pokster]

You have quite a lot of odd moments

:vsign: you are being ageist

[Luis Anaconda]

:vsign: you are being ageist

Harsh - I'm not that far behind

[Peter]

'I am glad you can to come along to the XXXXX Christmas lunch on 4th December.

As you know Terry XXXXX gives a short presentation and this year he needs your help!

He would like everyone to share a favourite family memory from the last 10 -15 years, it might be the birth of a child or grandchild, your son or daughter’s wedding, graduation or grandchild’s Christening.
His theme is - ‘what we are working for – the next generation’.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

What is wrong with these people? :-(

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

[Burney]

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

He does, doesn't he? I fear it may be some sort of 'Children are our future' effort and I may be forced to vomit before I've even had a proper drink.

[Sir C]

Terry sounds like a complete and utter ****

Terry XXX sounds like a proper John Terry, in fact.

[Peter]

He does, doesn't he? I fear it may be some sort of 'Children are our future' effort and I may be forced to vomit before I've even had a proper drink.

It is a fairly broad theme, Imagine the sort of story you could tell..... my favourite family moment of the last 10-15 years was probably my sister's wedding when three of the scouse in-laws called our local MP a 'faggot' to his face and then got arrested for threatening a cab driver and referring to him as Bin Laden.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

^^^^
:hehe: