Medicalwimb: I have a lump on my neck :-(

[Pat Vegas]

on the right side right in the middle.

goodbye Awimb.
I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.

[IUFG]

on the right side right in the middle.

goodbye Awimb.
I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.

Get yourself to the docs.

Don't rely on our resident quack to give you some kind of webMD copy and paste :thumbup:

[Sir C]

on the right side right in the middle.

goodbye Awimb.
I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.

It's a boil. Take a needle and heat it in your lighter flame, then ram it in and allow the pus to flow free.

I once tried this on my anal sphincter. It didn't end well.

[Pat Vegas]

It's a boil. Take a needle and heat it in your lighter flame, then ram it in and allow the pus to flow free.

I once tried this on my anal sphincter. It didn't end well.

I been vaping more that smoking. Whilst I think the vaping is better I suspect it's the culprit. and was also the reason my ear went weird.

[Tony C]

When are we going to get those medical Tricorders like on Stargate or whatever

Can’t be that far away surely?

Would make having to gps etc redundant.

No wonder McCoy was drunk half the time...life reduced to scanning and reading the results.

[IUFG]

When are we going to get those medical Tricorders like on Stargate or whatever

Can’t be that far away surely?

Would make having to gps etc redundant.

No wonder McCoy was drunk half the time...life reduced to scanning and reading the results.

that was because he was Jockish

[Luis Anaconda]

When are we going to get those medical Tricorders like on Stargate or whatever

Can’t be that far away surely?

Would make having to gps etc redundant.

No wonder McCoy was drunk half the time...life reduced to scanning and reading the results.

That was about 2260, t. Few years to go

Guess the Pakistanis aren't on bonuses for scoring tons - two out on 94 :yikes:

[Burney]

It's a boil. Take a needle and heat it in your lighter flame, then ram it in and allow the pus to flow free.

I once tried this on my anal sphincter. It didn't end well.

That's because it was a haemmorhoid, amirite?

[Sir C]

That's because it was a haemmorhoid, amirite?

Yes, except I wasn't aware of that and thought it was a boil.

There were other circumstances which made the whole thing quite distressing.

[7sisters]

on the right side right in the middle.

goodbye Awimb.
I won't go to the doctor for a few weeks as I am not pissing about.

If its painful, it's probably a boil. If it isn't, it'll be a squamous cell carcinoma..... probably :thumbup:

[Burney]

Yes, except I wasn't aware of that and thought it was a boil.

There were other circumstances which made the whole thing quite distressing.

Was it your honeymoon?

[Tony C]

That was about 2260, t. Few years to go

Guess the Pakistanis aren't on bonuses for scoring tons - two out on 94 :yikes:


I was a bit disappointed with the Windies.

Scored 311 in the 1st innings then bowled India out for 367 only to collapse for 127 in their 2nd innings.

I mean...at least give yourself a chance especially after a pretty big effort to bowl them out.

[Sir C]

Was it your honeymoon?

It was. You have remembered the tale.

Maltese doctor, shouting: "What, you're on honeymoon? Madam, I have grounds for annulment!"