View Full Version : Taking my boy to his first game vs Wolves
Monty92
10-10-2018, 10:15 AM
Gonna have to tell him Wenger is sick or something :-\
He's also saying he's gonna cheer for Wolves because they're his favourite animal.
This is going to be a total disaster :-(
Burney
10-10-2018, 10:17 AM
Gonna have to tell him Wenger is sick or something :-\
He's also saying he's gonna cheer for Wolves because they're his favourite animal.
This is going to be a total disaster :-(
Wolves are his favourite animal? He's a psychopath, I'm afraid.
Viva Prat Vegas
10-10-2018, 10:59 AM
Your little Son might like seeing Gunnersaurus in the flesh
Burney
10-10-2018, 11:01 AM
Your little Son might like seeing Gunnersaurus in the flesh
Or he might be terrified.
Viva Prat Vegas
10-10-2018, 11:08 AM
He's a psycho-in-training
If he loves wolves, the sight of a smiling furry dinosaur costume will hold no fears
Burney
10-10-2018, 11:14 AM
He's a psycho-in-training
If he loves wolves, the sight of a smiling furry dinosaur costume will hold no fears
True. Any right-thinking person should hate Gunnersaurus on sight, though.
Big green cùnt. Embarrassed the club more than Arsenal Fan TV.
Monty92
10-10-2018, 11:17 AM
True. Any right-thinking person should hate Gunnersaurus on sight, though.
Big green cùnt. Embarrassed the club more than Arsenal Fan TV.
At least he lightens the mood during minute silences.
Sir C
10-10-2018, 11:28 AM
True. Any right-thinking person should hate Gunnersaurus on sight, though.
Big green cùnt. Embarrassed the club more than Arsenal Fan TV.
Well I'm a right-thinking person and I love the big green galoot. Those slippers! :hehe:
Burney
10-10-2018, 11:39 AM
Well I'm a right-thinking person and I love the big green galoot. Those slippers! :hehe:
No, I'm sorry. Bu holding that opinion, you have disproved your premise.
Viva Prat Vegas
10-10-2018, 11:49 AM
:nod:
It's a bit like when someone says "I'm a right mad nutter, me"
Gonna have to tell him Wenger is sick or something :-\
He's also saying he's gonna cheer for Wolves because they're his favourite animal.
This is going to be a total disaster :-(
What age is he?
Monty92
10-10-2018, 06:55 PM
What age is he?
4.
To be honest I wasn't planning to take him for years, but he's gone totally mental for football since the World Cup, knows all the players and already has a better grasp of the game than you.
My hand has also been somewhat forced by the tantalising offer of VIP tickets for Spurs vs Arsenal in February, and, as you'll appreciate, I can't let his first ever match be at the front wheelers' new gaff (assuming they've moved in by then)
Sir C
10-10-2018, 07:52 PM
4.
To be honest I wasn't planning to take him for years, but he's gone totally mental for football since the World Cup, knows all the players and already has a better grasp of the game than you.
My hand has also been somewhat forced by the tantalising offer of VIP tickets for Spurs vs Arsenal in February, and, as you'll appreciate, I can't let his first ever match be at the front wheelers' new gaff (assuming they've moved in by then)
I must say. I do enjoy your attempts to reason with Jorge. Talk about King Canute! You realise that if you told h8m grass was green, he’d refuse to accept 5he evidence of is eyes, since he is an evil communist?
Monty92
10-10-2018, 08:01 PM
I must say. I do enjoy your attempts to reason with Jorge. Talk about King Canute! You realise that if you told h8m grass was green, he’d refuse to accept 5he evidence of is eyes, since he is an evil communist?
Sometimes it's tempting to rake up some of his more 'fruity' posts from his time on Awimb to show him in the harshest way possible how the left like to eat their own.
J_MATRIX
10-11-2018, 08:42 AM
https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/article/nzppdk/gunnersaurus-explained-the-guy-who-dreamt-up-arsenals-mascot
Sir C
10-11-2018, 08:48 AM
https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/article/nzppdk/gunnersaurus-explained-the-guy-who-dreamt-up-arsenals-mascot
What a charming story J_MATRIX. Thanks for sharing that! :thumbup:
What a charming story J_MATRIX. Thanks for sharing that! :thumbup:
you do realise that b will now hunt that poor bloke down and kill him...
Sir C
10-11-2018, 08:55 AM
you do realise that b will now hunt that poor bloke down and kill him...
b's repellent view of Gunnersaurus is a blight on the good name of our club, i. We must fight back against it. The best way is to offer unconditional support to the big green galoot.
b's repellent view of Gunnersaurus is a blight on the good name of our club, i. We must fight back against it. The best way is to offer unconditional support to the big green galoot.
I do enjoy the lifting of solemnity the mascot brings to the minute silence tbf
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/minutes-silence-1.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/PA-8026650.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/PA-12096125.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/PA-1614427.jpg
Sir C
10-11-2018, 09:01 AM
I do enjoy the lifting of solemnity the mascot brings to the minute silence tbf
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/minutes-silence-1.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/PA-8026650.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/PA-12096125.jpg
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/PA-1614427.jpg
That fishy fella is magnificent.
That fishy fella is magnificent.
yes, but look at this smirking ****
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J_MATRIX
10-11-2018, 09:16 AM
What a charming story J_MATRIX. Thanks for sharing that! :thumbup:
You're welcome :)
4.
To be honest I wasn't planning to take him for years, but he's gone totally mental for football since the World Cup, knows all the players and already has a better grasp of the game than you.
My hand has also been somewhat forced by the tantalising offer of VIP tickets for Spurs vs Arsenal in February, and, as you'll appreciate, I can't let his first ever match be at the front wheelers' new gaff (assuming they've moved in by then)
Total waste of time, his and yours.
I hope you enjoy it all the same.
barrybueno
10-11-2018, 11:27 AM
What age is he?
From the Jurassic era I think
I must say. I do enjoy your attempts to reason with Jorge. Talk about King Canute! You realise that if you told h8m grass was green, he’d refuse to accept 5he evidence of is eyes, since he is an evil communist?
Link? Watching Jorge get savaged has a morbid appeal to me for some reason - ah for the days when Berni used to do it to him almost daily...
Sir C
10-11-2018, 01:32 PM
Link? Watching Jorge get savaged has a morbid appeal to me for some reason - ah for the days when Berni used to do it to him almost daily...
No savaging, sadly, just monty being reasonable and jorge replying "But but evil Tories Thatcher blah blah" in the customary fashion.
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