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Sir C
10-10-2018, 10:04 AM
Is that... natural, do you think? Because if it isn't, what the fúck do you ask for when you go to the barber?
Burney
10-10-2018, 10:07 AM
Is that... natural, do you think? Because if it isn't, what the fúck do you ask for when you go to the barber?

It's basically an Alan Sunderland-style perm writ large, isn't it?
Sir C
10-10-2018, 10:10 AM
It's basically an Alan Sunderland-style perm writ large, isn't it?

Lord no. The Alan Sunderland perm had much larger curls. This style of perm, very soft and open, reached it's apogee with the Charlie Nicholas lightly permed mullet, of course.

No no, the Sideshow Bob frizz is something different.
Burney
10-10-2018, 10:16 AM
Lord no. The Alan Sunderland perm had much larger curls. This style of perm, very soft and open, reached it's apogee with the Charlie Nicholas lightly permed mullet, of course.

No no, the Sideshow Bob frizz is something different.

Yes. I suppose it is. It's more akin to Leo Sayer, really.

Personally, I don't approve. I like the cut of Torreira's tonsorial jib. Short back and sides - no messing. You can set your watch by a haircut like that.

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Sir C
10-10-2018, 10:17 AM
Yes. I suppose it is. It's more akin to Leo Sayer, really.

Personally, I don't approve. I like the cut of Torreira's tonsorial jib. Short back and sides - no messing. You can set your watch by a haircut like that.

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Does he look like a terrier, Torreira? Or something a little more... rodenty? :-(
Burney
10-10-2018, 10:24 AM
Does he look like a terrier, Torreira? Or something a little more... rodenty? :-(

He is a little rodenty. I like his face, though.

I just found out he used to play in Fray Bentos. This is literally the first time I've realised the pies are named after a place. I'd always assumed it was a chap.
redgunamo
10-10-2018, 10:29 AM
Is that... natural, do you think? Because if it isn't, what the fúck do you ask for when you go to the barber?

His people are African, I think. Moroccan perhaps?
Burney
10-10-2018, 10:35 AM
His people are African, I think. Moroccan perhaps?

Fuzzy-wuzzies, you think? :rubchin:
Monty92
10-10-2018, 10:36 AM
Is that... natural, do you think? Because if it isn't, what the fúck do you ask for when you go to the barber?

I watched a "walk and talk" interview between him and Jermaine Aliadiere yesterday. The most notable thing I learned was that Aliadiere has tattoos of a pound sign and a dollar sign on his knuckles and a cannon on his hand.
Burney
10-10-2018, 10:37 AM
I watched a "walk and talk" interview between him and Jermaine Aliadiere yesterday. The most notable thing I learned was that Aliadiere has tattoos of a pound sign and a dollar sign on his knuckles and a cannon on his hand.

Why is Jeremie Aliadiere still hanging around? I thought we'd got rid of the useless cùnt years ago?
IUFG
10-10-2018, 10:37 AM
Lord no. The Alan Sunderland perm had much larger curls. This style of perm, very soft and open, reached it's apogee with the Charlie Nicholas lightly permed mullet, of course.

No no, the Sideshow Bob frizz is something different.

its a bit Carlos Valderama innit


you see, he's still got it. I thought it was a bit of a gimmick back in USA 94
https://cdni.rt.com/files/2018.03/article/5a9e9330dda4c83f478b4593.jpg

http://www.colombiainsideout.com.co/sports/pibevalderrama/images/imagen%205.jpg
Sir C
10-10-2018, 10:38 AM
His people are African, I think. Moroccan perhaps?

I have been privileged to visit Morocco several times.

I have never seen a geezer with hair like that.
Burney
10-10-2018, 10:43 AM
I have been privileged to visit Morocco several times.

I have never seen a geezer with hair like that.

I'd say he's a bit more sub-Saharan.

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Sir C
10-10-2018, 10:48 AM
its a bit Carlos Valderama innit


you see, he's still got it. I thought it was a bit of a gimmick back in USA 94
https://cdni.rt.com/files/2018.03/article/5a9e9330dda4c83f478b4593.jpg

http://www.colombiainsideout.com.co/sports/pibevalderrama/images/imagen%205.jpg

Is it natural though? That's the question.
IUFG
10-10-2018, 10:51 AM
Is it natural though? That's the question.

well, nobody would want their hair to be like that, shirley?
redgunamo
10-10-2018, 11:03 AM
Fuzzy-wuzzies, you think? :rubchin:

Yes, there was a story about Hervé Renard wanting him to play for them (Morocco) but Gwen's dad bantering him off.
Viva Prat Vegas
10-10-2018, 11:10 AM
IUFG "well, nobody would want their hair to be like that, shirley?"

It's very Shirley Temple at the front
I suspect the colour might not be natural :sherlock: