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IUFG
10-10-2018, 07:48 AM
what is wrong with them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45807152

Outraged and entitled. No wonder.

Luis Anaconda
10-10-2018, 07:53 AM
what is wrong with them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45807152

Outraged and entitled. No wonder.
Good news imo. More for me :lager:

7sisters
10-10-2018, 08:05 AM
what is wrong with them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45807152

Outraged and entitled. No wonder.

All part of the great plan of turning us all into a nation of stepford wives.
First, they removed our humour and legendary capacity to laugh at the misfortune of others. Now, they’re slowly removing fags and alcohol...
Farts will be a reportable offender next, just see.
We’re all inexorably being drawn into that beige flame, aren’t we ?

Tony C
10-10-2018, 08:07 AM
That picture though...don’t you just wanna punch people in the face who wear big headphones just for style.

Burney
10-10-2018, 08:14 AM
what is wrong with them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45807152

Outraged and entitled. No wonder.

This is the generation who were children of those who were young in the 90s and absolutely tore the arse out of it (ie my generation). If we accept that generations behave in reaction to their parents, it's a fairly safe prediction that their children are going to be absolute monsters, with gargantuan appetites for drugs, booze and sex.

wd my unborn grandchildren imo.

PSRB
10-10-2018, 08:28 AM
what is wrong with them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45807152

Outraged and entitled. No wonder.

I like the booze calculator, absolutely smashed it!!

Pokster
10-10-2018, 08:29 AM
This is the generation who were children of those who were young in the 90s and absolutely tore the arse out of it (ie my generation). If we accept that generations behave in reaction to their parents, it's a fairly safe prediction that their children are going to be absolute monsters, with gargantuan appetites for drugs, booze and sex.

wd my unborn grandchildren imo.
Ahh, but you won't have any grandchildren as your children have been put off sex by you taking it to excess with WES's mum imo

IUFG
10-10-2018, 08:53 AM
I like the booze calculator, absolutely smashed it!!

I drink more than those in Belarus apparently. The heaviest drinkers in the world.

wd me, imo

and it was only a very light week

Sir C
10-10-2018, 08:55 AM
I drink more than those in Belarus apparently. The heaviest drinkers in the world.

wd me, imo

and it was only a very light week

It's ridiculous. I lied and admitted only to a bottle of wine per night and it's suggesting that's a lot.

Mental.

IUFG
10-10-2018, 08:56 AM
It's ridiculous. I lied and admitted only to a bottle of wine per night and it's suggesting that's a lot.

Mental.

I know.

If it is some kind of a guilt trip they are trying on us. It ain't working on me.

Burney
10-10-2018, 08:57 AM
I drink more than those in Belarus apparently. The heaviest drinkers in the world.

wd me, imo

and it was only a very light week

I think it's fairly clear that middle aged people in this country drink far more than anyone realises.

Meanwhile, we've got a generation of young adults who think caffeine is a hard drug. Pussies.

IUFG
10-10-2018, 08:58 AM
wd my unborn grandchildren imo.

wd for them for not having arms, necks and faces (in fact most parts of the body) covered in tattoos

Burney
10-10-2018, 08:58 AM
It's ridiculous. I lied and admitted only to a bottle of wine per night and it's suggesting that's a lot.

Mental.

I try to stick to that. And the gin and tonic/scotch and soda at the beginning of the evening.

Not counting weekends, of course. Or when I have to drink for work.

Burney
10-10-2018, 08:59 AM
wd for them for not having arms, necks and faces (in fact most parts of the body) covered in tattoos

Quite. A dull generation who think plastering themselves in silly pictures and sticking bits of metal in their faces makes them interesting.

Sir C
10-10-2018, 09:00 AM
I try to stick to that. And the gin and tonic/scotch and soda at the beginning of the evening.

Not counting weekends, of course. Or when I have to drink for work.

Oh weekends are another matter entirely, naturally.

I'm pretty sure that scotch and soda doesn't count as an alcoholic drink.

IUFG
10-10-2018, 09:01 AM
I think it's fairly clear that middle aged people in this country drink far more than anyone realises.

Something has to replace the mdma, b.

A few of us old mates met up in Amsterdam about 5-6 years ago.
about twenty 40+ year olds having it, as it were, large.
The only difference from my youth was that we stayed in nicer hotels.

What an absolute, fúcking shambles we must have looked :cloud9:

Burney
10-10-2018, 09:09 AM
Something has to replace the mdma, b.

A few of us old mates met up in Amsterdam about 5-6 years ago.
about twenty 40+ year olds having it, as it were, large.
The only difference from my youth was that we stayed in nicer hotels.

What an absolute, fúcking shambles we must have looked :cloud9:

A number of people in their 20s report to me. They're nice enough, but fvck me, they're credulous, ignorant, dull and censorious. Constantly on the lookout for something that might offend and seem to think that if they're more than five minutes away from a glass of water, they'll desiccate. Take last week for example. We'd just done a big awards thing that had gone well and so we all pile into the nearest fancy bar to celebrate a job well done. So I'm buying (well, the company is, but via my expenses) and ask them all what they want. I kid you not, half of the little spastics didn't even want to order an alcoholic drink. Obviously, I bullied most of them into doing so, but even then they nursed them for about an hour and then gradually trickled away.

The last three left standing were the most senior members of staff - all of us in our 40s. Meanwhile the youngsters were all safely tucked up in bed getting their eight hours. Seriously, what a fvcking tedious generation.

IUFG
10-10-2018, 09:24 AM
The last three left standing were the most senior members of staff - all of us in our 40s. Meanwhile the youngsters were all safely tucked up in bed getting their eight hours. Seriously, what a fvcking tedious generation.

Wd you and your colleagues :thumbup:

Tedious? Stop talking them up ;-)

Burney
10-10-2018, 09:26 AM
Wd you and your colleagues :thumbup:

Tedious? Stop talking them up ;-)

One of them actually left with the excuse that they had to go to the gym. I had no words. :-|

Sir C
10-10-2018, 09:27 AM
Wd you and your colleagues :thumbup:

Tedious? Stop talking them up ;-)

They all live with their mums, don't they? That's got to slow you down a bit. You can't roll in every night battered, puking and pissing in the wardrobe, in your mum's house. :-(

IUFG
10-10-2018, 09:29 AM
One of them actually left with the excuse that they had to go to the gym. I had no words. :-|

What the actual fúck?

Burney
10-10-2018, 09:33 AM
They all live with their mums, don't they? That's got to slow you down a bit. You can't roll in every night battered, puking and pissing in the wardrobe, in your mum's house. :-(

To my mind, that's no excuse. If your senior management is offering you basically limitless free drink, you damn well take their arm off and get properly fired in. You don't faff about like a nun at an orgy and then pìss off home.

Burney
10-10-2018, 09:34 AM
What the actual fúck?

:nod: That's another thing. They're all so fvcking health-conscious. The little cvnts think they're going to live forever.

Pokster
10-10-2018, 09:38 AM
:nod: That's another thing. They're all so fvcking health-conscious. The little cvnts think they're going to live forever.

Are they going to learn how to fly...high

Luis Anaconda
10-10-2018, 09:52 AM
A number of people in their 20s report to me. They're nice enough, but fvck me, they're credulous, ignorant, dull and censorious. Constantly on the lookout for something that might offend and seem to think that if they're more than five minutes away from a glass of water, they'll desiccate. Take last week for example. We'd just done a big awards thing that had gone well and so we all pile into the nearest fancy bar to celebrate a job well done. So I'm buying (well, the company is, but via my expenses) and ask them all what they want. I kid you not, half of the little spastics didn't even want to order an alcoholic drink. Obviously, I bullied most of them into doing so, but even then they nursed them for about an hour and then gradually trickled away.

The last three left standing were the most senior members of staff - all of us in our 40s. Meanwhile the youngsters were all safely tucked up in bed getting their eight hours. Seriously, what a fvcking tedious generation.
Quite frankly if it keeps them out of the pubs I am not going to complain

Luis Anaconda
10-10-2018, 09:54 AM
I drink more than those in Belarus apparently. The heaviest drinkers in the world.

wd me, imo

and it was only a very light week
Me too, although apparently I drink like I am from Namibia - I don't understand that bit at all

Burney
10-10-2018, 10:00 AM
Me too, although apparently I drink like I am from Namibia - I don't understand that bit at all

Very dry place, Namibia.

Sir C
10-10-2018, 10:01 AM
Very dry place, Namibia.

Full of Germans.

Good beer and sausage available, of course.

Burney
10-10-2018, 10:06 AM
Full of Germans.

Good beer and sausage available, of course.

Yes. Not quite so full of the Herero and Nama peoples anymore, though. Due to the unfortunate German propensity for racial extermination.

Sir C
10-10-2018, 10:09 AM
Yes. Not quite so full of the Herero and Nama peoples anymore, though. Due to the unfortunate German propensity for racial extermination.

They can't help themselves, b. It's a sort of compulsion. Like giving the Frogs a good hiding, it's not that they want to do it, it's that they're somehow compelled.

Luis Anaconda
10-10-2018, 10:09 AM
Yes. Not quite so full of the Herero and Nama peoples anymore, though. Due to the unfortunate German propensity for racial extermination.

So I drink like I am very thirsty and in danger of extermination - sounds good to me

barrybueno
10-10-2018, 11:49 AM
what is wrong with them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45807152

Outraged and entitled. No wonder.

Millennial ****z, not like us Generation X blokes :lager: