Talking of coppers being sh1t, this is not a good look to say the fvcking least.

[Burney]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/08/acting-met-chief-sir-craig-mackey-witnessed-westminster-attack-from-inside-car

:music: Brave Sir Craig ran away
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.'

[barrybueno]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/08/acting-met-chief-sir-craig-mackey-witnessed-westminster-attack-from-inside-car

:music: Brave Sir Craig ran away
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.'

You don't have a dog and bark yourself B.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/08/acting-met-chief-sir-craig-mackey-witnessed-westminster-attack-from-inside-car

:music: Brave Sir Craig ran away
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.'

Sir Dougie Haig commuted 90-odd per cent of the death sentences for cowardice in WW1.

This is one case he'd have happily seen shot at dawn.