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Burney
10-05-2018, 11:33 AM
With a heroic effort, I’ve showered, shaved and brushed my teeth. While gargling with mouthwash, I accidentally swallowed some and promptly vomited in the sink.

I’ve had better days. :-(
IUFG
10-05-2018, 11:34 AM
With a heroic effort, I’ve showered, shaved and brushed my teeth. While gargling with mouthwash, I accidentally swallowed some and promptly vomited in the sink.

I’ve had better days. :-(

might want to hold on with the kebab for now . . .
Luis Anaconda
10-05-2018, 11:36 AM
With a heroic effort, I’ve showered, shaved and brushed my teeth. While gargling with mouthwash, I accidentally swallowed some and promptly vomited in the sink.

I’ve had better days. :-(
Have you any of your cider left - kill or cure I say
barrybueno
10-05-2018, 11:54 AM
With a heroic effort, I’ve showered, shaved and brushed my teeth. While gargling with mouthwash, I accidentally swallowed some and promptly vomited in the sink.

I’ve had better days. :-(

Class :hehe: That's gotta work in your favour though imo
Peter
10-05-2018, 12:38 PM
With a heroic effort, I’ve showered, shaved and brushed my teeth. While gargling with mouthwash, I accidentally swallowed some and promptly vomited in the sink.

I’ve had better days. :-(

Couple of Nurofen and back to bed. you need to start the whole day again.
Burney
10-05-2018, 01:02 PM
Couple of Nurofen and back to bed. you need to start the whole day again.

Currently struggling with a pint of cider and shaking.
Peter
10-05-2018, 01:21 PM
Currently struggling with a pint of cider and shaking.

I cant think of anything worse. At least have a Guinness. Its a meal, after all.
Luis Anaconda
10-05-2018, 01:25 PM
Currently struggling with a pint of cider and shaking.

You can do it b - i have faith in you
Burney
10-05-2018, 01:27 PM
You can do it b - i have faith in you

I’m being judged by pigeons and have the fear real bead, la. :-(
Luis Anaconda
10-05-2018, 01:32 PM
I’m being judged by pigeons and have the fear real bead, la. :-(

Pigeons are ****s - ignore. Just keep on the cider. It's Friday after all
Sir C
10-05-2018, 01:33 PM
I’m being judged by pigeons and have the fear real bead, la. :-(

oh those strutting fúckers see you, b. They see your filth and your feculence. They see how you have degraded yourself. The loud laughter, the slight stagger, the bad jokes - the hideous breath, the sweaty, old man countenance. They see last night in the doughy, pastey quality of your skin, in the trembling of your fingers, in the clamminess of your crotch. It's all written there.

You are a repellent human being. :-(
Burney
10-05-2018, 01:37 PM
oh those strutting fúckers see you, b. They see your filth and your feculence. They see how you have degraded yourself. The loud laughter, the slight stagger, the bad jokes - the hideous breath, the sweaty, old man countenance. They see last night in the doughy, pastey quality of your skin, in the trembling of your fingers, in the clamminess of your crotch. It's all written there.

You are a repellent human being. :-(

They’re all just sitting there, beady eyes trained on me. I may have to start shouting at them soon.

Or is that what they want? :-(
PSRB
10-05-2018, 01:39 PM
They’re all just sitting there, beady eyes trained on me. I may have to start shouting at them soon.

Or is that what they want? :-(

are you sat on bench in a park with a bottle of Gaymers?
Burney
10-05-2018, 01:42 PM
are you sat on bench in a park with a bottle of Gaymers?

Why won’t they stop staring at me? Why? WHY?
Peter
10-05-2018, 01:45 PM
Why won’t they stop staring at me? Why? WHY?

As I understand it, all pigeons are spurs fans. So they hate you.
Burney
10-05-2018, 01:51 PM
As I understand it, all pigeons are spurs fans. So they hate you.

I need a lie down, p. But home is too far away. There’s a park next door. I shall lie down there instead.
Peter
10-05-2018, 02:13 PM
I need a lie down, p. But home is too far away. There’s a park next door. I shall lie down there instead.

Please have a Guinness. It will really help. and you are Irish, it's basically a blood transfusion.
Rich
10-05-2018, 02:15 PM
I need a lie down, p. But home is too far away. There’s a park next door. I shall lie down there instead.

I just vomited. It was 1445 :-(

I have spend 90 minutes driving from Wimbledon to the New Forest later.
SWv2
10-05-2018, 02:35 PM
Please have a Guinness. It will really help. and you are Irish, it's basically a blood transfusion.

I partook of some Guinness last Friday, quick 7 pints after work and home for 8:30.

Quite cleansing.
IUFG
10-05-2018, 02:41 PM
I partook of some Guinness last Friday, quick 7 pints after work and home for 8:30.

Quite cleansing.

Raked you out did it? :guinness:



I have a case of Jip Jip Rocks Shiraz to get through this weekend.
I shall make a start in around 1 hour :cloud9:
SWv2
10-05-2018, 02:42 PM
Raked you out did it? :guinness:



I have a case of Jip Jip Rocks Shiraz to get through this weekend.
I shall make a start in around 1 hour :cloud9:

Indeed Sir, could have shat through the eye of a needle next morning.

Most discombobulating as we were at home to Shelbourne Academy and me up and down the touchline like an Irish Unai Emery.
Peter
10-05-2018, 02:48 PM
I partook of some Guinness last Friday, quick 7 pints after work and home for 8:30.

Quite cleansing.

It really does slide down easily. Four or five pints can just fly past without you noticing.