PDA

View Full Version : PSRB! - Tim Berners Lee invented HTTP you dolt, a protocol that can run



Herbert Augustus Chapman
10-03-2018, 08:08 PM
Even Tim Berners-Lee regrets creating it :hehe:


effectively on The Internet, which was already very much in existence (and HTTP was totally arf 'inched from SGML).

The Internet was conceived of and implemented by a collective of brilliant and mostly american academics and funded, FUNDED I said, by the American military which why is why it could only have happened in America, just like Rock 'n Roll, cartoons and moon missions.

The only other race on the planet with the dynamism and ingenuity to build The Interflaps would have been the British but our military would only have funded it on the precept of total ownership and it would still, to this day, be nothing more than a largely ineffective, D-noticed sack of tits.

PSRB
10-04-2018, 08:23 AM
effectively on The Internet, which was already very much in existence (and HTTP was totally arf 'inched from SGML).

The Internet was conceived of and implemented by a collective of brilliant and mostly american academics and funded, FUNDED I said, by the American military which why is why it could only have happened in America, just like Rock 'n Roll, cartoons and moon missions.

The only other race on the planet with the dynamism and ingenuity to build The Interflaps would have been the British but our military would only have funded it on the precept of total ownership and it would still, to this day, be nothing more than a largely ineffective, D-noticed sack of tits.

AWIMB has never been here for factually correct anecdotes!!

English engineer and computer scientist, best known as the inventor of the World Wide Web. He is currently a professor of Computer Science at the University of Oxford and at Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT). He made a proposal for an information management system in March 1989, and he implemented the first successful communication between a Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP) client and server via the internet in mid-November the same year