I have arrived at another conclusion

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Never look up a former loved one on social media

[Sir C]

Never look up a former loved one on social media

I was contacted by one recently. From when I was 19.

My word. I remember when she had a face that could stop a clock and a body that would make all ten toes on a castrated arab stand on end.

The years haven't been kind, let's put it like that. I, naturally, am still the same mix of Bard Pitt and Tom Cruise I always was.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The one I looked up still ticks the right boxes though
Looks, emotions, memories etc.


What did the one from your teen years have to say to you Brad?
"When are you going to return my Duran Duran LP?"

[Sir C]

The one I looked up still ticks the right boxes though
Looks, emotions, memories etc.


What did the one from your teen years have to say to you Brad?
"When are you going to return my Duran Duran LP?"

The best thing you can do is stalk her good and hard.

Hang about outside her work, that sort of thing. Call her husband and make vague threats.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

She's not married

I have some possessions relating to her youngest child which I mulled over posting to her the other month along with a polite letter but I need to ensure she's still at the same address
I hope to God she hasn't moved because if she has, she might wonder where I've found any new one from...and that goes into stalker territory

[Burney]

She's not married

I have some possessions relating to her youngest child which I mulled over posting to her the other month along with a polite letter but I need to ensure she's still at the same address
I hope to God she hasn't moved because if she has, she might wonder where I've found any new one from...and that goes into stalker territory

I think the sinister ship may have sailed with this sentence, s. :-\

[Sir C]

She's not married

I have some possessions relating to her youngest child which I mulled over posting to her the other month along with a polite letter but I need to ensure she's still at the same address
I hope to God she hasn't moved because if she has, she might wonder where I've found any new one from...and that goes into stalker territory

She's not married, yet she has a child.

You have her child's possessions.

This story becomes more suspicious by the moment.

[PSRB]

I think the sinister ship may have sailed with this sentence, s. :-\

:hehe: I was thinking the same

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Oh nothing cotton
Paper items