View Full Version : Zidane to take over from Mourinho?
Sir C
10-01-2018, 09:17 AM
Places we know Zidane has lived:
Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid
Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:
Places we know Zidane has lived:
Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid
Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:
meh. He'll barricade himself in his Alderley Edge mock Tudor mansion with a few cases of wine to ease the pain.
Burney
10-01-2018, 09:23 AM
meh. He'll barricade himself in his Alderley Edge mock Tudor mansion with a few cases of wine to ease the pain.
Isn't he an Allan?
Isn't he an Allan?
Dunno.
Even so, living up there, he'd be driven to drink. Just ask psrb
Pat Vegas
10-01-2018, 09:34 AM
Places we know Zidane has lived:
Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid
Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:
Wenger has been suspiciously silent.
Sir C
10-01-2018, 09:35 AM
Wenger has been suspiciously silent.
He hasn't watched any of our games since he was sacked. It must be too pajnful for him, like watching your wife doing a sexytime with another man :-(
Burney
10-01-2018, 09:41 AM
He hasn't watched any of our games since he was sacked. It must be too pajnful for him, like watching your wife doing a sexytime with another man :-(
:nod: In your bed and in the house you built.
Dunno.
Even so, living up there, he'd be driven to drink. Just ask psrb
I drank just as much living in London.
In a similar vein, "Stoptober", they are aware there's a bloody half-term in October???
Pat Vegas
10-01-2018, 09:43 AM
:nod: In your bed and in the house you built.
and doing it better* :-(
*early doors
Sir C
10-01-2018, 09:46 AM
and doing it better* :-(
*early doors
Better? Dull does not equal better, f.
Burney
10-01-2018, 09:49 AM
and doing it better* :-(
*early doors
...albeit just as prone to shìtting the bed.
Burney
10-01-2018, 09:51 AM
Better? Dull does not equal better, f.
It's a results business. :shrug:
Football, not sex. Although sex can also be a results business, I suppose.
Viva Prat Vegas
10-01-2018, 09:51 AM
Sir C "Better? Dull does not equal better, f."
More climaxes though
Wenger kept losing his ardour
Pat Vegas
10-01-2018, 10:26 AM
Sir C "Better? Dull does not equal better, f."
More climaxes though
Wenger kept losing his ardour
tippy tappy try to walk it in type ****.
though we didn't really do that in the past few years.
Viva Prat Vegas
10-01-2018, 10:28 AM
:hehe:
Even the foreplay went limp
Sir C
10-01-2018, 10:29 AM
tippy tappy try to walk it in type ****.
though we didn't really do that in the past few years.
Yes, everyone used to hate watching this rubbish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU2dQMz1FF0
Pat Vegas
10-01-2018, 10:32 AM
Yes, everyone used to hate watching this rubbish.
That's all very well but I am looking forward to our clash with Qarabağ Futbol Klubu.
Burney
10-01-2018, 10:34 AM
Yes, everyone used to hate watching this rubbish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU2dQMz1FF0
99 times out of 100, that ends with a defender intercepting it and the whole thing fizzling out to bellows of 'SHOOT YOU FùCKING TIPPY-TAPPY CùNTS!!!' and us losing 1-0 to a breakaway goal.
Burney
10-01-2018, 10:36 AM
That's all very well but I am looking forward to our clash with Qarabağ Futbol Klubu.
I must admit, I don't miss being in the CL even the tiniest bit. I'd rather we weren't in the UEFA, either, but there seems to be virtually no way of getting knocked out of that early any more.
Pat Vegas
10-01-2018, 10:43 AM
I must admit, I don't miss being in the CL even the tiniest bit. I'd rather we weren't in the UEFA, either, but there seems to be virtually no way of getting knocked out of that early any more.
New bloke is even fielding strong teams in these games. and he's actually making me like Iwobi.
redgunamo
10-01-2018, 10:49 AM
It's a results business. :shrug:
Football, not sex. Although sex can also be a results business, I suppose.
Sex is certainly a results business. Failure to recognise this fact of life has led to the mortification of western society.
Not enough good old-fashioned trophy wives; too many of them newfangled fourth-place trophy wives, imo.
7sisters
10-01-2018, 10:51 AM
Places we know Zidane has lived:
Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid
Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:
It's almost a career ending move, taking that job these days.
Imagine, the persistent baying for success and restoration of the number 1 club in the PL, knowing you're up against the GDP of Qatar, together with the worlds best manager.
If there's one thing I'm enjoying about the rise of City, it's the catastrophic damage being unleashed on United.
redgunamo
10-01-2018, 10:52 AM
Places we know Zidane has lived:
Marseille
Cannes
Bordeaux
Turin
Madrid
Imagine his face the first time he sees Manchester :hehe:
Those places are mostly dumps though, as Zizoooo would well appreciate, having been born in the dumpiest bit of one of them.
Of course, now he'd live in the neighbourhood called "Money" in whichever of them he might end up in. Even Manchester.
It's almost a career ending move, taking that job these days.
Imagine, the persistent baying for success and restoration of the number 1 club in the PL, knowing you're up against the GDP of Qatar, together with the worlds best manager.
If there's one thing I'm enjoying about the rise of City, it's the catastrophic damage being unleashed on United.
For the moment, I don't mind City being the best team in the land, just because of the pain it causes their neighbours.
But, iirc, I couldn't stand Everton in the 80s when they were better than the other bunch of ****s in that shíthole of a city.
Strange.
Burney
10-01-2018, 11:01 AM
For the moment, I don't mind City being the best team in the land, just because of the pain it causes their neighbours.
But, iirc, I couldn't stand Everton in the 80s when they were better than the other bunch of ****s in that shíthole of a city.
Strange.
I don't care about City because nothing they win actually counts. I would rather City won everything this year than have Tottenham win anything at all - even the Caramac Cup.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
10-01-2018, 12:01 PM
:nod: In your bed and in the house you built.
. . . . . .
Sir C
10-01-2018, 12:05 PM
99 times out of 100, that ends with a defender intercepting it and the whole thing fizzling out to bellows of 'SHOOT YOU FùCKING TIPPY-TAPPY CùNTS!!!' and us losing 1-0 to a breakaway goal.
You prefer to take a more efficient approach - possibly based on statistics? Like that chap at the FA. Charles Moore, was it? Get it wide and get it into the mixer, that sort of thing?
Bit lumpen.
You prefer to take a more efficient approach - possibly based on statistics? Like that chap at the FA. Charles Moore, was it? Get it wide and get it into the mixer, that sort of thing?
Bit lumpen.
Fúck all wrong with this approach, imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVTayts24pM
Those places are mostly dumps though, as Zizoooo would well appreciate, having been born in the dumpiest bit of one of them.
Of course, now he'd live in the neighbourhood called "Money" in whichever of them he might end up in. Even Manchester.
None of Cannes, Bordeux or Madrid are dumps, red. Quite the opposite, actually.
redgunamo
10-01-2018, 03:45 PM
None of Cannes, Bordeux or Madrid are dumps, red. Quite the opposite, actually.
To be fair, I'll give you Cannes. The wife likes it so we're regulars there.
I'm essentially a rural soul though so you can keep all the rest.
Luis Anaconda
10-02-2018, 08:05 AM
You prefer to take a more efficient approach - possibly based on statistics? Like that chap at the FA. Charles Moore, was it? Get it wide and get it into the mixer, that sort of thing?
Bit lumpen.
Charles Hughes - set English football back decades
redgunamo
10-02-2018, 08:42 AM
Charles Hughes - set English football back decades
Right. Whereas "Charles Moore" has merely set the Daily Telegraph back decades. Is that him?
Luis Anaconda
10-02-2018, 08:53 AM
Right. Whereas "Charles Moore" has merely set the Daily Telegraph back decades. Is that him?
tbf several decades back are where most Telegraph readers seem to exist - or want to at the very least
redgunamo
10-02-2018, 09:12 AM
tbf several decades back are where most Telegraph readers seem to exist - or want to at the very least
I just thought it was a decent joke :-(
Luis Anaconda
10-02-2018, 09:29 AM
I just thought it was a decent joke :-(
Forgive me, red. Tis Wies'n season. I may be a bit tired
redgunamo
10-02-2018, 03:46 PM
Forgive me, red. Tis Wies'n season. I may be a bit tired
Day off tomorrow too? :rolleyes:
Viva Prat Vegas
10-02-2018, 03:59 PM
We're lucky to have the pleasure of LA at all during Oktoberfest
Might not get any sense out of him next Monday though after it's ended
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