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it suggests that the NHS, in approximately 8 weeks or so, would like me to give myself an enema, then proceed to a local hospital where I will be asked to assume the position before some NHS person sticks a tube up my backside, fills my innards with some form of gas and then inserts some form of camera thingy to take a look at my bowels. And after which I will probably scurry to a loo and explode something or other into the loo.
And why do they want me to do this? Because I have a family history of bowel cancer? Nope. Because I have a lifestyle that in some way suggests that I might be at higher risk of bowel cancer? Nope. Because I have symptoms associated with bowel cancer? Nope. None of that. Simply because I have turned a certain age.
F*ck that sideways. I ain't doing it.
Luis Anaconda
09-27-2018, 11:23 AM
it suggests that the NHS, in approximately 8 weeks or so, would like me to give myself an enema, then proceed to a local hospital where I will be asked to assume the position before some NHS person sticks a tube up my backside, fills my innards with some form of gas and then inserts some form of camera thingy to take a look at my bowels. And after which I will probably scurry to a loo and explode something or other into the loo.
And why do they want me to do this? Because I have a family history of bowel cancer? Nope. Because I have a lifestyle that in some way suggests that I might be at higher risk of bowel cancer? Nope. Because I have symptoms associated with bowel cancer? Nope. None of that. Simply because I have turned a certain age.
F*ck that sideways. I ain't doing it.
Or maybe they just have spent some time with you and have the means to make you suffer equally in return ;)
it suggests that the NHS, in approximately 8 weeks or so, would like me to give myself an enema, then proceed to a local hospital where I will be asked to assume the position before some NHS person sticks a tube up my backside, fills my innards with some form of gas and then inserts some form of camera thingy to take a look at my bowels. And after which I will probably scurry to a loo and explode something or other into the loo.
And why do they want me to do this? Because I have a family history of bowel cancer? Nope. Because I have a lifestyle that in some way suggests that I might be at higher risk of bowel cancer? Nope. Because I have symptoms associated with bowel cancer? Nope. None of that. Simply because I have turned a certain age.
F*ck that sideways. I ain't doing it.
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get yourself there, you big, fúcking wuss.
Peter
09-27-2018, 11:38 AM
Or maybe they just have spent some time with you and have the means to make you suffer equally in return ;)
Maybe they have heard that he is full of **** :)
Herbert Augustus Chapman
09-27-2018, 12:58 PM
You just smear a bit of shít on a lolly stick and post it to them ya big wet fanny/[/I]
Tony C
09-27-2018, 02:19 PM
If you do go...make sure your affairs are in order before hand.
Can’t trust those useless ****** imo
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