Oh.. and John Lewis can f*ck off with that Guardianista smugfest of an ad of theirs.

[7sisters]

How tedious does that become after the third viewing ?
No wonder their results are in the sh*t.

[Burney]

How tedious does that become after the third viewing ?
No wonder their results are in the sh*t.

Serves them right. Communists.

[IUFG]

Serves them right. Communists.

fúck 'em and their one week 'next day' delivery bullshít

[Burney]

fúck 'em and their one week 'next day' delivery bullshít

:nod: And their 'Never Knowingly Undersold - Except online by everyone, obvs' b0llocks.

[Tony C]

£1.2m profit :clap:

[PSRB]

Serves them right. Communists.

Don't you shop at Waitrose?

[Burney]

Don't you shop at Waitrose?

Not since the buggers closed the one in Hertford and failed to secure planning permission for the one near me. Tits.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Not since the buggers closed the one in Hertford and failed to secure planning permission for the one near me. Tits.

very particular about one's location. Where you live b - it isn't a little, shall we say, council is it?

[Burney]

very particular about one's location. Where you live b - it isn't a little, shall we say, council is it?

Not at all. They wanted to build one here but got blocked. Nearest one to me now is in Welwyn Garden City. Now Welwyn is fvcking council, I can tell you.

[IUFG]

Not since the buggers closed the one in Hertford and failed to secure planning permission for the one near me. Tits.

Far too common is Hertford nowadays for a Waitrose, b.

You've got a Tesco on Ware Road. And a M&S Food thingy around the corner.
And there is an Iceland in Hatfield. What more do you want?

[7sisters]

Not at all. They wanted to build one here but got blocked. Nearest one to me now is in Welwyn Garden City. Now Welwyn is fvcking council, I can tell you.

We have one in Stortford b. Has to be nearer than Welwyn ?

[Burney]

We have one in Stortford b. Has to be nearer than Welwyn ?

Much of a muchness, tbh.