So this Cranberries woman got hammered on minibar booze and then passed out in the

[Burney]

bath and drowned.

I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.

Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:

[Sir C]

bath and drowned.

I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.

Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:

What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you pissed enough to drown in the bath? :shrug:

[IUFG]

bath and drowned.

I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.

Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:


Why wouldn't anyone notice the water going up their nose and into their mouth?

Fúcking royally hammered obviously.

[IUFG]

What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you that pissed enough to drown in the bath? :shrug:

She may have "pre-loaded" with a 3L bottle of White Lightning down the park first.
You know what these Irishers are like.

[Burney]

What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you that pissed enough to drown in the bath? :shrug:

I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once. :shrug:

[Sir C]

I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once. :shrug:

Still, if she could afford to drain the minibar at least we know she had a properly rewarding career. So there's that.

[Burney]

She may have "pre-loaded" with a 3L bottle of White Lightning down the park first.
You know what these Irishers are like.

Now I think we may be approaching the truth of it, i. :nod:

Cause of death: Irishness :judge:

God, they were a dreary band, though.

[Sir C]

Why wouldn't anyone notice the water going up their nose and into their mouth?

Fúcking royally hammered obviously.

Tell me more about Dr Jellyfinger. I haven't had my anus reamed for years, so put off was I by a doctor who once appeared to be trying to insert a wardrobe into my fundament.

Was it awfully painful?

[IUFG]

Tell me more about Dr Jellyfinger. I haven't had my anus reamed for years, so put off was I by a doctor who once appeared to be trying to insert a wardrobe into my fundament.

Was it awfully painful?

It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.

Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.

I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.

[Burney]

Still, if she could afford to drain the minibar at least we know she had a properly rewarding career. So there's that.

Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?

[Sir C]

It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.

Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.

I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.

My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i :-(

NTTAWWI, naturally.

[IUFG]

Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?

rather an extreme method of dodging the bar bill, mind.

[Burney]

It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.

Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.

I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.

The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.

[IUFG]

My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i :-(

NTTAWWI, naturally.

There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

[IUFG]

The fact that you felt the need to tell us you didn't enjoy it has now raised the suspicion in all our minds that you definitely did.

It was a pre-emptive strike, b.
I knew I couldn't win whatever I did or didn't say

[Sir C]

There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?

[Burney]

My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i :-(

NTTAWWI, naturally.

Here's your answer.

1002

[Burney]

There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, sc

Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i? :-(

[IUFG]

Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i? :-(

:nod: Like a cigar cutter, b

[IUFG]

I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?

Nowhere cheap mind, sc

[PSRB]

I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once. :shrug:

In Manchester they just fall in canals, something like 42 deaths in 3 years

[Burney]

In Manchester they just fall in canals, something like 42 deaths in 3 years

Natural selection’s a bitch, innit.

[barrybueno]

Why wouldn't anyone notice the water going up their nose and into their mouth?

Fúcking royally hammered obviously.

So drunk she was basically a Zombie...

[barrybueno]

bath and drowned.

I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.

Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird. :shrug:

I fell asleep in the bath once. Was doing the old classic of a steaming hot bath and half a bottle of Scotch to get shot of an evil cold.

Woke up at 2am in some very cold water :hehe: The cold was overtaken by a hangover the next day. Oh and I didn't drown :-D

[Luis Anaconda]

So drunk she was basically a Zombie...

:music: What's in your head? What's in your heeeeee-ad? Water, water, water, water?