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Ash
08-02-2018, 10:19 AM
It's all Bairstow's fault.

Luis Anaconda
08-02-2018, 10:21 AM
It's all Bairstow's fault.

Even let Dhawan score a run ffs

Ash
08-02-2018, 10:31 AM
Feckin eejits. That never looked out. Jimmy knew.

Sir C
08-02-2018, 10:34 AM
It's all Bairstow's fault.

Drogba's coming back?

I still have nightmares about Drogba.

Ash
08-02-2018, 10:43 AM
Drogba's coming back?

I still have nightmares about Drogba.

I quite liked his punditry at the World Cup, actually. Not sure if he said anything particularly valuable, but he had a nice voice. Which is more than can be said for many of the others. esp Keane and the loathsome PNeville.

SWv2
08-02-2018, 10:52 AM
I quite liked his punditry at the World Cup, actually. Not sure if he said anything particularly valuable, but he had a nice voice. Which is more than can be said for many of the others. esp Keane and the loathsome PNeville.

Do you now hate the Irish also A?

:-(

Ash
08-02-2018, 11:07 AM
Do you now hate the Irish also A?

:-(

Selective highlighting there, trying to distort what I said. Have you considered a career in journalism? Or are you suggesting that all Irishmen sound the same, my friend? :driving:

Ash
08-02-2018, 11:08 AM
Selective highlighting there, trying to distort what I said. Have you considered a career in journalism? Or are you suggesting that all Irishmen sound the same, my friend? :driving:

Oh, and by the way, did you see the Weller content on Sky Arts last friday?

If so you might know where I'm about to go with this. :-)

Luis Anaconda
08-02-2018, 11:30 AM
Feckin eejits. That never looked out. Jimmy knew.
It's all wonderful now - wd Curran Jr Jr

SWv2
08-02-2018, 11:34 AM
Oh, and by the way, did you see the Weller content on Sky Arts last friday?

If so you might know where I'm about to go with this. :-)


I have seen both programmes before and particularly dislike the “Discovering …” one where journalists are rolled out to state the obvious. One even refers to his forming TSC with Steve Talbot who I assume is a robot, a robotic clone of Steve White and Mick Talbot who we all know were 2 of the other permanent members of the much maligned band.

The second “Video Killed …” I was struggling at times to hear them converse.

All in all most unsatisfactory.

I expect you are going to mention bass lines and Taxman leanings?

Ash
08-02-2018, 11:38 AM
It's all wonderful now - wd Curran Jr Jr

And again! Woohoo!

Luis Anaconda
08-02-2018, 11:40 AM
And again! Woohoo!

Just need Anderson to get Kohli

Tony C
08-02-2018, 11:53 AM
If Kholi goes soon then England gave this game won imo

Ash
08-02-2018, 12:08 PM
I have seen both programmes before and particularly dislike the “Discovering …” one where journalists are rolled out to state the obvious. One even refers to his forming TSC with Steve Talbot who I assume is a robot, a robotic clone of Steve White and Mick Talbot who we all know were 2 of the other permanent members of the much maligned band.

The second “Video Killed …” I was struggling at times to hear them converse.

All in all most unsatisfactory.

I expect you are going to mention bass lines and Taxman leanings?

Only caught the end of the first one. The second did indeed have terrible audio mixing but mostly it reminded me how much the Style Council were not to my tastes and why I was so disappoint at the time that he split up The Jam for THAT. Also the very gay video in the boat. :hehe: NTTAWWT of course.

SWv2
08-02-2018, 01:07 PM
Only caught the end of the first one. The second did indeed have terrible audio mixing but mostly it reminded me how much the Style Council were not to my tastes and why I was so disappoint at the time that he split up The Jam for THAT. Also the very gay video in the boat. :hehe: NTTAWWT of course.

The video is quite remarkable and of the time. I wonder if TOTP showed it or was it just too risque for the Beeb.

But you know, poofs and all that. Wd Poofs.

:-(

Ash
08-02-2018, 01:17 PM
If Kholi goes soon then England gave this game won imo

Five! Might not need to get Kholi at this rate.

Luis Anaconda
08-02-2018, 01:34 PM
Five! Might not need to get Kholi at this rate.

We would have him if we could catch. Poor Jimmy

Ashwin will get a 50 at least though

WES
08-02-2018, 01:38 PM
Five! Might not need to get Kholi at this rate.

England pretty much guaranteed to win it from here I think :nod:

Ash
08-02-2018, 01:51 PM
England pretty much guaranteed to win it from here I think :nod:

No, I jinxed it. These two will bat all day now.

WES
08-02-2018, 01:55 PM
No, I jinxed it. These two will bat all day now.

Nah, Kohli will be out any minute now. Ashwin probably get a duck. :nod:

Luis Anaconda
08-02-2018, 02:37 PM
Nah, Kohli will be out any minute now. Ashwin probably get a duck. :nod:

Jinxing **** Wes

Luis Anaconda
08-02-2018, 02:37 PM
Jinxing **** Wes

I'm claiming that one

Burney
08-02-2018, 02:47 PM
I'm claiming that one

Milan has found another way to prove what a useless cûnt he is, though.

Luis Anaconda
08-02-2018, 02:55 PM
Milan has found another way to prove what a useless cûnt he is, though.

Yep. I'm not even sure he fields in the slips at Middlesex - or if he does, he is never at second - so quite what he is doing there for England I have no idea. Much as I love watching him bat I never thought he was really Test class

Ash
08-02-2018, 03:30 PM
Milan has found another way to prove what a useless cûnt he is, though.

You can have that one. :-)

WES
08-02-2018, 03:30 PM
Bugger, I only went and jinxed Ashwin. :-(

Kohli is due to play a loose shot any time now, nailed on.

Tony C
08-02-2018, 09:04 PM
We’ve been Kohllied

eastgermanautos
08-03-2018, 04:26 AM
I quite liked his punditry at the World Cup, actually. Not sure if he said anything particularly valuable, but he had a nice voice. Which is more than can be said for many of the others. esp Keane and the loathsome PNeville.

Very nice voice, I agree. He's kind of a black Michael Ballack. If you will permit me to say so.

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 08:09 AM
Bugger, I only went and jinxed Ashwin. :-(

Kohli is due to play a loose shot any time now, nailed on.

Basically what you did was treason - they should bring back hanging for the likes of you

WES
08-03-2018, 08:52 AM
Basically what you did was treason - they should bring back hanging for the likes of you

I'm sensing a big innings from Cook. :nod:

Possibly, just possibly, this is a waste of a jinx as Cook is bound to fail.*

*reverse jinx to cover myself

Pokster
08-03-2018, 08:58 AM
I'm sensing a big innings from Cook. :nod:

Possibly, just possibly, this is a waste of a jinx as Cook is bound to fail.*

*reverse jinx to cover myself

Wes in proving he knows nothing about sport shocker.

Still time for you to edit

WES
08-03-2018, 09:41 AM
I'm sensing a big innings from Cook. :nod:

Possibly, just possibly, this is a waste of a jinx as Cook is bound to fail.*

*reverse jinx to cover myself

I'm good at this, the useless c*nt is out already. :cloud9:

Still, Joe Root - nailed on for a double century. :nod:

Ash
08-03-2018, 09:47 AM
I'm good at this, the useless c*nt is out already. :cloud9:

Still, Joe Root - nailed on for a double century. :nod:

Cook went to what I believe is known in some quarters as a 'snorter' from Ashwin.

If he keeps bowling like that, we're definitely doomed.

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 09:53 AM
Cook went to what I believe is known in some quarters as a 'snorter' from Ashwin.

If he keeps bowling like that, we're definitely doomed.

he is a superb bowler - hopefully the right-handers will have more luck against him. Great innings from Morgan last night. **** result

Ash
08-03-2018, 10:03 AM
he is a superb bowler - hopefully the right-handers will have more luck against him. Great innings from Morgan last night. **** result

Speaking of lefties, interesting stat was mentioned yesterday by Atherton - England have never had a left-arm seamer take a hundred test wickets. Could baby Curran could be the one?

Burney
08-03-2018, 10:05 AM
Speaking of lefties, interesting stat was mentioned yesterday by Atherton - England have never had a left-arm seamer take a hundred test wickets. Could baby Curran could be the one?

Well he has to be better than Allan Fúcking Mullally. **** (him, not you).

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 11:02 AM
Well he has to be better than Allan Fúcking Mullally. **** (him, not you).

Anyone is better than Allan Mullally - clearly a joke played on us by the Aussies

WES
08-03-2018, 11:06 AM
Root gone - shame

Bairstow pretty much nailed on for a good knock here though

Rich
08-03-2018, 11:19 AM
Anyone is better than Allan Mullally - clearly a joke played on us by the Aussies

How many will be enough to defend? Ideally you would want India chasing 300+ but I think we might have to settle for 250.

Even so, I'm not sure India would make 250 on this pitch.

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 11:22 AM
How many will be enough to defend? Ideally you would want India chasing 300+ but I think we might have to settle for 250.

Even so, I'm not sure India would make 250 on this pitch.

300 - Kohli factor innit. He has head and shoulders above any batsman on either side

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 11:22 AM
root gone - shame

bairstow pretty much nailed on for a good knock here though

mods: Can someone ban this ****

Burney
08-03-2018, 11:24 AM
300 - Kohli factor innit. He has head and shoulders above any batsman on either side

He didn't look it for much of yesterday. We just kept dropping him.

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 11:29 AM
He didn't look it for much of yesterday. We just kept dropping him.

Even the best of us need a bit of luck, b*


*I may be building him up a bit to dull the pain

Rich
08-03-2018, 11:53 AM
Even the best of us need a bit of luck, b*


*I may be building him up a bit to dull the pain

Would we really describe him as being 'head and shoulders' above Root?*

* - Rhetorical question. We would not.

Ash
08-03-2018, 11:55 AM
He didn't look it for much of yesterday. We just kept dropping him.

Only at first, I think.

Once he got in he played very sensibly - almost like yer man but a little faster, until he started running out of partners and then comfortably carted it all over the place.

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 11:59 AM
Would we really describe him as being 'head and shoulders' above Root?*

* - Rhetorical question. We would not.

At the moment yes - Root is incredibly frustrating

Burney
08-03-2018, 12:00 PM
At the moment yes - Root is incredibly frustrating

This is fvcking embarrassing now. We really are sh1t.

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 12:03 PM
This is fvcking embarrassing now. We really are sh1t.

Yep - can't even think of anything remotely positive to say. Ben Stokes should be locked up for that shot* let alone assault


*I haven't actually seen it

WES
08-03-2018, 12:12 PM
mods: Can someone ban this ****

I quite like cricket :-)

Here comes a big stand from Buttler and Rashid - should enable England to see this match out quite nicely :nod:

Luis Anaconda
08-03-2018, 12:38 PM
I quite like cricket :-)

Here comes a big stand from Buttler and Rashid - should enable England to see this match out quite nicely :nod:

There is a special place in hell reserved for you

Burney
08-03-2018, 12:40 PM
There is a special place in hell reserved for you

Can it be somewhere where the rest of us don’t have to hear him?

I mean, I know it’s supposed to be eternal torment and everything, but there are limits, ffs. :-(

WES
08-03-2018, 12:59 PM
There is a special place in hell reserved for you

True, but I doubt it will be alongside Curran who looks to be in fine form. :nod:

Ash
08-03-2018, 02:06 PM
Our currant top batsman is a fourteen-year-old bowler. :-(

WES
08-03-2018, 02:09 PM
True, but I doubt it will be alongside Curran who looks to be in fine form. :nod:

Actually I take it back, Curran is sh1t and likely to get out any ball now :nod:

WES
08-03-2018, 02:25 PM
Actually I take it back, Curran is sh1t and likely to get out any ball now :nod:

F*ck me, he's a tough one to crack. Now that he's got his 50 he's nailed on for a century :-(

Ash
08-03-2018, 02:45 PM
F*ck me, he's a tough one to crack. Now that he's got his 50 he's nailed on for a century :-(

I think you might have exhausted that line of #bantz now, WES.

WES
08-03-2018, 03:23 PM
I think you might have exhausted that line of #bantz now, WES.

Well, I had to stick out the innings, Ash. Anything else would have been quitting. :shrug:

Tony C
08-04-2018, 02:24 PM
Basically stop Kohli and you could skittle this lot.