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Sir C
07-26-2018, 02:43 PM
Played 1, won 0, drawn 0, lost 1.

KILL EVERYONE AND EAT THEIR LIVERS! AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!

Rich
07-26-2018, 02:45 PM
Played 1, won 0, drawn 0, lost 1.

KILL EVERYONE AND EAT THEIR LIVERS! AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!

What about the comprehensive 8-0 win over Boreham Wood?

Sir C
07-26-2018, 02:49 PM
What about the comprehensive 8-0 win over Boreham Wood?

Shouldn't you be fingering a little old lady's shítty haemorrhoids?

Tony C
07-26-2018, 03:37 PM
penalty shoot out doesnt count because Cheque was in goal.

IUFG
07-27-2018, 06:41 AM
Played 1, won 0, drawn 0, lost 1.

Borehamwood aside, wasn't the match against AM a draw?

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 07:45 AM
penalty shoot out doesnt count because Cheque was in goal.
Has he finished diving for the first one yet

IUFG
07-27-2018, 07:50 AM
Has he finished diving for the first one yet

I reckon Cech might start the first two games of the season then be benched.

A fading star, I'm afraid...

Rich
07-27-2018, 07:50 AM
penalty shoot out doesnt count because Cheque was in goal.

Did you see the video of Callum Chambers smashing a few past him at his near post? :-\

Pat Vegas
07-27-2018, 08:06 AM
Has he finished diving for the first one yet

he actually saved one it's a start.

Though we won the community shield with him in goal in the shootout didn't have to do much.

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 08:10 AM
I reckon Cech might start the first two games of the season then be benched.

A fading star, I'm afraid...

Why are you afraid, i? Do you think he will fall from the sky and on to your head? Can't see any reason why Leno won't start as No 1 though, would be very odd to leave him out

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
07-27-2018, 08:14 AM
Why are you afraid, i? Do you think he will fall from the sky and on to your head? Can't see any reason why Leno won't start as No 1 though, would be very odd to leave him out

You fúcking wot mate?
https://news.arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/kit4.jpg

SWv2
07-27-2018, 08:15 AM
Why are you afraid, i? Do you think he will fall from the sky and on to your head? Can't see any reason why Leno won't start as No 1 though, would be very odd to leave him out

Quite.

Leno, Sokratis and Terreira right down the middle. No fúcking around from day one.

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 08:23 AM
Quite.

Leno, Sokratis and Terreira right down the middle. No fúcking around from day one.

Might as well give us the league now

SWv2
07-27-2018, 08:26 AM
Might as well give us the league now

Well I have read in places that August 12th is essentially a title shoot out.

Rich
07-27-2018, 08:31 AM
Might as well give us the league now

I have my concerns about Sokratis. Is he really all that competent?

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 08:31 AM
Well I have read in places that August 12th is essentially a title shoot out.

Three points* clear of the only worthwhile challengers - it's going to be fun


*Nailed on 1-1 draw

7sisters
07-27-2018, 08:35 AM
If pre season selections are anything to go by, The big Greek and Holding are looking like the favoured pairing.

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 08:36 AM
I have my concerns about Sokratis. Is he really all that competent?
He's like a Greek Harry Maguire, r. I hope that deals with your concerns. No one is getting past Lucas anyway

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 08:39 AM
If pre season selections are anything to go by, The big Greek and Holding are looking like the favoured pairing.

based on the fact that they haven't actually been on the pitch at the same time yet?

Pokster
07-27-2018, 08:51 AM
based on the fact that they haven't actually been on the pitch at the same time yet?

This is Rich la, anything he says on football should be considered, then rolled up into a ball and thrown in the bin

Rich
07-27-2018, 08:52 AM
He's like a Greek Harry Maguire, r. I hope that deals with your concerns. No one is getting past Lucas anyway

A slab-head in the heart of our defence :cloud9:

Do we have that Koscilney is a leetle bit on the decline now?

Sir C
07-27-2018, 08:52 AM
This is Rich la, anything he says on football should be considered, then rolled up into a ball and thrown in the bin

Why has Rich got 7sister log in?

SWv2
07-27-2018, 08:56 AM
A slab-head in the heart of our defence :cloud9:

Do we have that Koscilney is a leetle bit on the decline now?

Unlikely to play before 2019 I think by which point Sokratis and Chambers will have formed the most efficient defensive partnership in Europe.

7sisters
07-27-2018, 08:56 AM
Sorry LA. I meant Chambers, not Holding.. These white blokes all look the same etc

Rich
07-27-2018, 08:59 AM
Unlikely to play before 2019 I think by which point Sokratis and Chambers will have formed the most efficient defensive partnership in Europe.

Unai seems to like a bit of Chambers, doesn't he? Unai is basically coming and telling the world that he thought Arsene was clueless.

See also Lucas Perez who I note scored a wonder goal in training the other day.

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 09:01 AM
A slab-head in the heart of our defence :cloud9:

Do we have that Koscilney is a leetle bit on the decline now?

Sadly yes - he relies so much on his anticipation and pace and that is one ****er of an injury to come back from. Only slight positive is that if it mends properly he might still be useful and his head will be clearer. Seemed to mess with his mind last year

Rich
07-27-2018, 09:03 AM
Sadly yes - he relies so much on his anticipation and pace and that is one ****er of an injury to come back from. Only slight positive is that if it mends properly he might still be useful and his head will be clearer. Seemed to mess with his mind last year

I think we might sign another defender (depending on how much Mustafi is trusted). Are we still being linked with the Turk at Freiburg - Soyuncu or something.

Sir C
07-27-2018, 09:04 AM
I think we might sign another defender (depending on how much Mustafi is trusted). Are we still being linked with the Turk at Freiburg - Soyuncu or something.

Do you find that as you go about your daily business the people who are subjected to you ever try to stab you?

Pokster
07-27-2018, 09:16 AM
Why has Rich got 7sister log in?

At his mums house as we speak

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 09:20 AM
Sorry LA. I meant Chambers, not Holding.. These white blokes all look the same etc

:hehe: Yep - sounds more like it. Although I quite like the thought at turning up at some of the - shall we say, more rustic - away games with Mavropanos and Sokratis lining up in the tunnel

Luis Anaconda
07-27-2018, 09:21 AM
I think we might sign another defender (depending on how much Mustafi is trusted). Are we still being linked with the Turk at Freiburg - Soyuncu or something.

That's gone very quiet. Think Emery may give Mustafi I go. Prove himself in the Europa games

Rich
07-27-2018, 09:22 AM
:hehe: Yep - sounds more like it. Although I quite like the thought at turning up at some of the - shall we say, more rustic - away games with Mavropanos and Sokratis lining up in the tunnel

I can imagine Bouldy holding Torriera's leash in the tunnel as he snarls, struggles and foams at the mouth.