Nasal douching update.

[Sir C]

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

[Burney]

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

You should take pics and upload them to a blog. I for one want to see what comes out of your nose.

[IUFG]

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

your sinuses are FúCKED, man

[Sir C]

your sinuses are FúCKED, man

Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

I fear it's too late though :-(

[Burney]

Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

I fear it's too late though :-(

Imagine the state of your colon.

[IUFG]

Are you by any chance an ENT specialist, i? I know my sinuses are fúcked, that's why I'm trying to unfúck them.

I fear it's too late though :-(

My ex-wife was, funnily enough.

You need an op. FESS

Sounds like you have brain matter coming out of your beak...

edit: found you a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkJnHxL3u4

[Sir C]

Imagine the state of your colon.

I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.

[Burney]

I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.

I remember you being mad keen on having it hosed out a while back.

[Rich]

I didn’t spend 30 years shovelling beak up my colon.

My colon is just dandy, thank you very much.

Have you ever considered just how many Pounds you might have squandered on blow over the years?

[Pokster]

I remember you being mad keen on having it hosed out a while back.

That wasn't a hose he was using though

[Rich]

That wasn't a hose he was using though

I met a patient a couple of months ago whose cervix had become inflammmed. She, as a possible explanation, volunteered that her partner had urinated in her vagina ‘a few times’ of late. An astonishing admission, I felt.

[Sir C]

Have you ever considered just how many Pounds you might have squandered on blow over the years?

Be quiet, ridiculous child. The grown ups are speaking.

[Burney]

I met a patient a couple of months ago whose cervix had become inflammmed. She, as a possible explanation, volunteered that her partner had urinated in her vagina ‘a few times’ of late. An astonishing admission, I felt.

But surely urine is sterile, isn’t it?

Ignore that. It’s obviously nonsense if someone has a UTI

[Sir C]

My ex-wife was, funnily enough.

You need an op. FESS

Sounds like you have brain matter coming out of your beak...

edit: found you a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPkJnHxL3u4

You rotter.

[IUFG]

You rotter.

but there is probably no need to worry, sc :thumbup:

[Burney]

You rotter.

That was quite revolting. I can’t believe my nasal innards look anything like that. Mine a much nicer, I reckon.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Some of the stuff that comes out of my nose is, literally, unbelieveable.

There are what looks like lumps of bloody flesh. There are gobbets of neon yellow gunk, there is brown jelly and on one memorable occasion, what appeared to be an ancient cotton bud.

None of this clearance is occasioning any breathing, so far.

I did this recently. Do you use that little teapot looking thing? I had a cold that ****ed off and left me with a sinus infection for two weeks. I decided i'd give the sinuses a nice rinsing to try and help get rid of the infection and as you say some nasty **** comes out.

[Sir C]

I did this recently. Do you use that little teapot looking thing? I had a cold that ****ed off and left me with a sinus infection for two weeks. I decided i'd give the sinuses a nice rinsing to try and help get rid of the infection and as you say some nasty **** comes out.

Mine’s a little squirt bottle. You can use a great deal of pressure.

[IUFG]

Mine’s a little squirt bottle. You can use a great deal of pressure.

is it this won, sc?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61VJnHTnUwL.jpg

[Sir C]

is it this won, sc?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61VJnHTnUwL.jpg

That’s the chap.

[IUFG]

That’s the chap.

you can get quite a spurt out of that.

like being waterboarded. not for me...