Malcolm...signs for Barca a day after Roma announce they were signing him.

[Tony C]

Malcolm in the Middle :driving: :dogs: :glazer: :illwatson:

...apparently you can only do 4 smilies now so hopefully I’ve chosen the right set.

[Rich]

Malcolm in the Middle

...apparently you can only do 4 smilies now so hopefully I’ve chosen the right set.

Welcome to Arsenal, Osumane Dembele :cloud9:

[IUFG]

Welcome to Arsenal, Osumane Dembele :cloud9:

We've had our quota of headless, but pacy, chickens...

[Burney]

We've had our quota of headless, but pacy, chickens...

There'll only ever be one footballing Malcolm for me, i*.

968


*And yes, I am including Malcolm Macdonald in that assessment.

[IUFG]

There'll only ever be one footballing Malcolm for me, i*.

968


*And yes, I am including Malcolm Macdonald in that assessment.

a touch of the Savile's here...
https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01740/malcolm-allison3_1740293c.jpg

[Burney]

a touch of the Savile's here...
https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01740/malcolm-allison3_1740293c.jpg

That's what I've never really got about people smoking big cigars. Do they not realise that they look utterly, utterly ridiculous?