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Sir C
07-24-2018, 12:36 PM
I have two.
1. Geri Halliwell.
Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.
2. Karen Danczuk
Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.
Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?
Burney
07-24-2018, 12:44 PM
I have two.
1. Geri Halliwell.
Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.
2. Karen Danczuk
Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.
Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?
Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.
Sir C
07-24-2018, 12:45 PM
Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.
Oh lordy yes! Yes!
You were mad for Condoleeza Rice at one time, I remember.
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 12:47 PM
Burney "that woman out of that Peter Kay thing."
:nod:
It's the eyes and the smile, isn't it
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 12:48 PM
I have hundreds
e.g
The President of Croatia
Priti Patel
Natasha Hamilton
Angela Hartnett
etc
Burney
07-24-2018, 12:48 PM
Oh lordy yes! Yes!
You were mad for Condoleeza Rice at one time, I remember.
Yes. I thought she looked absolutely filthy. But old now, though.
Sir C
07-24-2018, 12:50 PM
Yes. I thought she looked absolutely filthy. But old now, though.
There can be no true beauty without decay.
I have two.
1. Geri Halliwell.
Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.
2. Karen Danczuk
Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.
Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?
Zoe Ball.
Even though she is possibly a bloke.
Sir C
07-24-2018, 12:50 PM
I have hundreds
e.g
The President of Croatia
Priti Patel
Natasha Hamilton
Angela Hartnett
etc
Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom :-(
Burney
07-24-2018, 12:51 PM
Burney "that woman out of that Peter Kay thing."
:nod:
It's the eyes and the smile, isn't it
Yes. Those and the near-certainty that she'd be yours for nothing more than a kind word and a large Pinot Grigio. :cloud9:
Sir C
07-24-2018, 12:52 PM
Zoe Ball.
Even though she is possibly a bloke.
She has a very masculine voice, but I can see where you're coming from.
Have you been watching that programme on BBC4, or is it Sky Arts, about 80s music with Midge Ure and some bird?
It's been good.
Burney
07-24-2018, 12:52 PM
Zoe Ball.
Even though she is possibly a bloke.
I've been up close with Zoe Ball and was genuinely surprised how attractive I found her in person, having never felt any stirrings when I saw her on TV.
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 12:52 PM
Sir C "Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom "
I want her to shag me, not stuff me
Sir C
07-24-2018, 12:53 PM
Sir C "Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom "
I want her to shag me, not stuff me
Scary, really scary. What about Monica off Masterchef? She's a cook and she's even more scary than Angela.
Burney
07-24-2018, 12:54 PM
Angela Hartnett? She'd rip your balls off and shove them up your bottom :-(
Yes, we oughtn't to seek to shame anyone in this context, but. Angela Harnett is a genuinely alarming choice.
Absolutely enormous mammaries, mind, so I can see where s's interest stems from.
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 12:54 PM
Am I correct in suggesting that Zoe Ball is rather tall ?
She has a very masculine voice, but I can see where you're coming from.
Have you been watching that programme on BBC4, or is it Sky Arts, about 80s music with Midge Ure and some bird?
It's been good.
Bits and pieces. Kim from Mel & Kim, a one hit wonder from said period I think.
I do enjoy the TOTP re-runs on said channel, seem to include quite a bit of the mighty Style Council given the era.
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 12:55 PM
Burney "Absolutely enormous mammaries, mind, so I can see where s's interest stems from."
No, none of that
It's her voice mainly
Emily Thornberry also comes to mind
Sir C
07-24-2018, 12:56 PM
Bits and pieces. Kim from Mel & Kim, a one hit wonder from said period I think.
I do enjoy the TOTP re-runs on said channel, seem to include quite a bit of the mighty Style Council given the era.
Midge's banter with Geldof was quite magical.
Burney
07-24-2018, 12:57 PM
There can be no true beauty without decay.
Legium pro Britannium.
Burney
07-24-2018, 12:57 PM
Am I correct in suggesting that Zoe Ball is rather tall ?
About 5'10" I'd guess.
Burney
07-24-2018, 01:00 PM
Burney "Absolutely enormous mammaries, mind, so I can see where s's interest stems from."
No, none of that
It's her voice mainly
Emily Thornberry also comes to mind
Fvcking hell, s! :-(
Mind you, political divisions don't matter. I was thinking only today that I'd do absolutely monstrous things to that silly 'EU Supergirl' tart.
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 01:06 PM
I have just checked her out
Spherical faced 23 year old with a Northern accent
Presumably the Supergirl costume comes into play too
Burney
07-24-2018, 01:12 PM
I have just checked her out
Spherical faced 23 year old with a Northern accent
Presumably the Supergirl costume comes into play too
Yes. There's a pattern developing here, isn't there? :sherlock:
I blame spending the years between 18 and 21 in Leeds.
Zoe Ball.
Even though she is possibly a bloke.
:nod: she is her dad.
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 01:17 PM
I can see a Supergirl / C3P0 mashup/coming together scenario there
7sisters
07-24-2018, 01:18 PM
F*ck me. I’m in a state of shock just reading this thread.. Deviants to a man.. :puke:
C’s the only normal one here. At least his choices were female
Sir C
07-24-2018, 01:20 PM
F*ck me. I’m in a state of shock just reading this thread.. Deviants to a man.. :puke:
How about Polly Toynbee, eh? Eh?
How about Polly Toynbee, eh? Eh?
a temperance spoon in human form...
Peter
07-24-2018, 01:26 PM
Fvcking hell, s! :-(
Mind you, political divisions don't matter. I was thinking only today that I'd do absolutely monstrous things to that silly 'EU Supergirl' tart.
What EU Supergirl?
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 01:27 PM
7Sisters "At least his choices were female"
He also likes a perennial SJW protester of non determinate gender called Jack
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 01:29 PM
Look up Madeleina Kay
Look up Madeleina Kay
the one on the right?
https://i0.wp.com/www.albawhitewolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/meandalba3.png?resize=620%2C643
Viva Prat Vegas
07-24-2018, 01:33 PM
I think Burney's just retreated to his shed and hung a Back In 5 sign on the handle
Sir C
07-24-2018, 01:33 PM
the one on the right?
https://i0.wp.com/www.albawhitewolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/meandalba3.png?resize=620%2C643
Hard to judge unless you have a pic of her in her pants, i.
Do you have a pic of her in her pants, i?
Burney
07-24-2018, 01:40 PM
Hard to judge unless you have a pic of her in her pants, i.
Do you have a pic of her in her pants, i?
:nod: The outfit is absolutely key to the whole thing. She would have to be wearing that while I did various ethically questionable - and possibly illegal - things to her.
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Sir C
07-24-2018, 01:43 PM
:nod: The outfit is absolutely key to the whole thing. She would have to be wearing that while I did various ethically questionable - and possibly illegal - things to her.
965
You want to do a sex at her, don't you? Admit it, you criminal!
Burney
07-24-2018, 01:48 PM
You want to do a sex at her, don't you? Admit it, you criminal!
:nod: I want us to achieve Customs Union. I want tariff-free access to her Single Market. I want to freely move my goods and services into her various ports.
:nod: I want us to achieve Customs Union. I want tariff-free access to her Single Market. I want to freely move my goods and services into her various ports.
she needs to get a bit of consistency with her kit, imo
https://cloud.lovinmalta.com/images/uploads/2018/06/_featuredImage/Mada-Cover.png?mtime=20180603110505
Supergirl, wonderwoman, union flag jackets... its a shambles
Burney
07-24-2018, 02:00 PM
she needs to get a bit of consistency with her kit, imo
https://cloud.lovinmalta.com/images/uploads/2018/06/_featuredImage/Mada-Cover.png?mtime=20180603110505
Supergirl, wonderwoman, union flag jackets... its a shambles
She needs a change of clothes, tbf. I imagine the original Supergi outfit gets a bit stinky after a few wea...back in 5.
Peter
07-24-2018, 02:06 PM
She needs a change of clothes, tbf. I imagine the original Supergi outfit gets a bit stinky after a few wea...back in 5.
This all seems just extremely annoying. Not sure I really get it at all.
Burney
07-24-2018, 02:08 PM
This all seems just extremely annoying. Not sure I really get it at all.
Oh, she’s very annoying, p. But I’ve no interest in talking to her. I’d just get in, do some deeply immoral shít to her and be on my way.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
07-25-2018, 01:30 PM
The prime Minister. It's when she wears that lurid red lipstick. A wanton attempt to lure me in by making her mouth look like a cunny...
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/22/article-2090376-11671AD8000005DC-650_306x423.jpg
Burney
07-25-2018, 01:34 PM
The prime Minister. It's when she wears that lurid red lipstick. A wanton attempt to lure me in by making her mouth look like a cunny...
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/22/article-2090376-11671AD8000005DC-650_306x423.jpg
Can't be doing with her, h. She has terrible posture, no tits and she dresses like someone who thinks that having spindly legs is the same as having good legs.
In short: I wouldn't touch her with yours.
The prime Minister. It's when she wears that lurid red lipstick. A wanton attempt to lure me in by making her mouth look like a cunny...
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/22/article-2090376-11671AD8000005DC-650_306x423.jpg
What about Brexit H?
Would her management of the issue not put you off?
Herbert Augustus Chapman
07-25-2018, 01:39 PM
What about Brexit H?
Would her management of the issue not put you off?
Au contraire. I'd be pounding her doggy style shouting "take that to Brussels and see if it gets you any concessions you dirty old posh bint you!"
Herbert Augustus Chapman
07-25-2018, 01:41 PM
Can't be doing with her, h. She has terrible posture, no tits and she dresses like someone who thinks that having spindly legs is the same as having good legs.
In short: I wouldn't touch her with yours.
Touching her with mine would entail you touching mine wouldn't it ...hmm? Shall we rendezvous in the wánking shed b?
Luis Anaconda
07-25-2018, 01:41 PM
Ooh, loads. Just off the top of my head, though: Sheridan Smith and that woman out of that Peter Kay thing.
Not sure it's a Guilty one if you mean the one from Car Share, she's cute
Burney
07-25-2018, 01:44 PM
Touching her with mine would entail you touching mine wouldn't it ...hmm? Shall we rendezvous in the wánking shed b?
No. I would employ tongs for this purpose. I would then obviously burn the tongs afterwards.
Herbert Augustus Chapman
07-25-2018, 01:56 PM
No. I would employ tongs for this purpose. I would then obviously burn the tongs afterwards.
Have to be somewhat large tongs b as your mother will testify. Failing that ask SW's mum, another dirty auld Irish hag.
Burney
07-25-2018, 02:00 PM
Have to be somewhat large tongs b as your mother will testify. Failing that ask SW's mum, another dirty auld Irish hag.
These should do the trick, h.
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Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
07-25-2018, 09:54 PM
I have two.
1. Geri Halliwell.
Ginger. Freckles. Revolting music. Still, there's a place in my groins forever dedicated to her.
2. Karen Danczuk
Fat. Northern. Thick. Leftie. Nevertheless, phwooar.
Which utter minger would you refuse to kick out of bed for eating toast?
Back in the day....it was Michelle Collins, Cindy from Eastenders. Working class, wait, council estate shagger.
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